Chapter 5! It has been a very very very very very long time but I am back, ahem, 3 years later…. But I am not a quitter so continue this story I will!Pleaseenjoy the much much much anticipated chapter!

"10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!" The spider dropped. Just before the spider was about to hit Ginny, she moved forward to jump on Katie's back. While Katie carried Ginny around the room, Hermione saw the spider sitting on the bed. Automatically knowing it was fake, she decided to do a little acting. "What is that?" She said while she ran to hide behind Hannah. All the girls stopped and looked at the fake spider sitting on Hermione bed. At this point they all knew the spider was fake but they gasped or shrieked in some way like good actresses should. Ginny went completely and overly dramatic and jumped off Katie's back and ran out of the room screaming, "Keep me away from it! Don't let it touch me! It's going to get me!"

The guys outside the window started laughing hysterically while Ron ran around in circles imitating flailing his arms about and imitating Ginny.

"EWW that's disgusting!" Hermione yelled. Parvati took a step toward the spider and said, "I'll get rid of it." Lavender shrieked, "No Parv! It might bite or something!" Fred bared his teeth like a vampire and said "I am vampire spider! I will eat your eyebrows!" which made them laugh harder. "Better me than you girls." Parvati said bravely. Susan rolled her eyes and said, "Oh yea make sure you don't hurt yourself saving us from the bug eating spider!" Parvati glared at Susan and slowly moved toward the spider. Cho was not impressed, so she decided to get things going. She skipped to the bed, picked up the spider, and threw it out the window that Harry, Ron, Fred, and George were watching through. Cho smiled, "Problem solved, lets get this party moving!" All the girls cheered and followed her downstairs, all beginning to sing a Weird Sister's song.

Meanwhile, Ron, Harry, and the twins were still laughing and imitating Ginny outside the window, unknown to the fact that the fake spider was coming straight for Ron's head. "Uhhh Ron" Harry murmured. Ron stopped and looked at Harry, then the spider hit him in the head, he fell over and said loudly "SPIDER!GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OF MEEEEE!" Fred looked at him and said, "SHHHHHHHHHHHH be quiet little brother." George then said, "Yes lil bro, if you ruin this plan will be forced do things that would not be very nice."

Ron threw the spider on the ground andstomped on itmultiple times, even though it was fake, and looked at his brother, "That's the best thing you could think of to say?" "Details are far too gruesome for your innocent ears." George saidplainly. Ron's ears turned red, "I am not innocent! I am a rebel! A troublemaker! A…" He was cut off by Harry who snicked and said, "A manly man who just freaked out because of a plastic spider?" The twins began to laugh as Ron yelled, "Can it Harry!" in a vague attempt tosave some of hisdignity. When that didn't work he knelt down and pretended to tie his shoe while cursing under his breath about how everyone was always against him and where everyone should go stick their wands. Harry continued to laugh as he went over and picked up the smooshedfake spider, "Ok, ok, that was funny but a rough start. They were only scared for about 30 seconds. "George looked at Ron, "It's your fault."

Suddenly Ron's shoe was no longer important, "How the bloody hell is it my fault?" George said, "You got in the way." Pointing at the window Ron said, "That piece of plastic came at me! I didn't say to myself 'Oh I would love to get hit in the head with that! I think I will!' I was being the funnyman! It's not my fault that Harry's love interest isn't afraid of bugs!" The twins eyes both grew wide and Harry stopped laughing, "She is NOT my love interest!" Fred grinned at Harry, "I didn't know you fancied Cho Chang." Harry turned red, "I DO NOT fancy her!" George grinned as well, "Sounds to me like you do, you're as red as Dad's declining hair." Harrymade a noise that sounded like,"Errrgghhhh..." Ron laughed and George added, "Don't think you're off the hook either..." At that moment Harry and Ron looked at each in the best-friends-who-look-like-dumbies-help-each-other-out. Ron said quickly, "Ok forget this prank! It has obviously gone down the toilet, so can we please just move on?" Fred picked up the fake spider and put it in his pocket, "Yes that seems to be the right thing to do. Ron, you can stopped being defensive and Harry, you can return to your normal color, we still have so many pranks and so little time..."

Short? Yes and I am already in the works of the next installment so until next time, read, review, rinse and repeat!