Note: This chapter is the funniest one and focuses on that concept.

Chapter 3: The Lightning Hits...

We walk up to the safe room door. I then tried to open the door, but it wouldn't budge! "Stupid door's broken" i Said as I try to open it in my futile attempts. Henry put a finger to his mouth, and then knocked. We went to the sides of the door, putting our weapons up, trying to look cool like those csi agents before the infection. The door pulled open, and we fell towards the open door by a toungue.

I woke up and i saw a t.v in front of me, It was starting my favorite show, 101 ways to hack off the witch! I smile as I watch the first episode:

P"GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!" I ran into the room. My name is Brownie, otherwise

known as Slasher. Why? Because I turn into a giant wolf and slash survivors to

death. I can also alert the horde by howling. Unlike the Hunter, I attack from

behind. Anyway, the other Special Infecteds continued what they were doing. Our

Specials hide-out was in a gym. We called it our clubhouse. The Hunters were

playing poker, the Tanks were arm-wrestling, the Smokers were playing,

who-can-smoke-the-most-cigs-at-once, and I'm too lazy to name what the rest of

them were doing. Ignoring me, basically. The only Infected not here was the

Witch. She only came to get sugar from the employee cupboards. Then all the

Specials would watch her warily until she walked off. But anyway, they were

still ignoring me. I looked down and saw a conveniently placed megaphone laying

on the floor./P

P"HEY!" I yelled into it. The Hunters jumped so high their heads got stuck in

the roof, the Smokers started choking on their smoke, and the two Tanks

arm-wrestling sprained each-others wrists. I tossed down the microphone./P

P"Guess what!" I said happily. The Specials glared at me, apart from the

Hunters who were stuck in the roof. But I'm sure they were Itrying/I to

glare at me. I grinned./P

P"What?" Adam asked. He was a Hunter with a dark blue hoodie./P

P"I'm bored." I replied. They stared at me for a second./P

P"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Wolf said. He was an extremely large Tank, kind of like

an alpha male of the Tanks./P

P"WAIT. Before you rip me to shreds then I respawn and annoy you some more"-

annoyed looks-" I have a plan to cure our boredness!" I grinned my wolf grin.

The Hunters had finally gotten themselves out the roof with many curses./P

P"I've got a bad feeling about this…" Kevin, the Smoker said./P

PI2 minutes of Brownie telling them her plan later…/I/P

P"NO. NO WAY. NO. NUH-UH."/P

P"Oh come on, Smokey. Please?" I asked with puppy eyes./P

P"I don't know if that's a good idea, Brownie." Adam said, studying me./P

P"Are you kidding? That sounds wicked!" A female voice said. We looked up at

the ceiling to see Sapphire hanging from a lamp. Sapphire is Adam's younger

sister and my best friend. Like her name, she wore a sapphire hoodie. She is

roughly a year older than me. Adam's very protective of her./P

P"Sapphire! Get down from there NOW!" Adam yelled./P

P"Kay'!" She yelled back, grinning./P

P"That's what I thought- OH SHIZ!" Adam looked up again to see a blue bundle

falling at him. WHAM./P

P"You okay Sapphire?" I asked./P

P"Yeah. I used Adam as a cushion to break my fall." She replied grinning.

"Don't know about Adam though." She stood up, and said to Adam,/P

P"Thanks for helping Adam, but you really gotta move if you don't want to

become injured." She said laughing./P

P"Wait! I have another idea!" I said smiling./P

P"Wha- Oh… Injury! That means…" She said./P

P"Oh no." Kevin said./P

P"I don't like where this is going…" Wolf said./P

P"AMBULANCE TIME!" Sapphire and I yelled together. Sapphire pulled out a cell

phone from nowhere./P

P"Jock! We need an ambulance! STAT." Sapphire yelled after dialing a number.

Jock was a Jockey. Pretty funny if you ask me. Maniacal laughter was heard on

the other end of the phone./P

P"Jock?"/P

P"IHuh? Oh, sorry Sapphire. HAHAHA! I was watching a reality TV show where

Justin Bieber gets beaten up by a squirrel! HAHA! And I'll get you the ambulance

right away! HAHAHA!"/I/P

P"Thanks Jock! Oh, and since when did the Infected get TV?"/P

P"ISince when did they get cell phones?" /ICame the reply./P

P"Touche."/P

P"II'll be there in about ten seconds."/I/P

P"Ok, bye!" She hung up./P

P"Do you really think he'll be here in ten seconds?" Wolf asked./P

P"Well, it is categorized as humor." I replied./P

P"What is?" Wolf asked, a confused expression on his face./P

P"Never mind."/P

PI2 seconds later…/I/P

P-Ambulance siren-/P

P"He's here!" Sapphire yelled. Howling was heard as well./P

P"He's attracting the horde!" Wolf yelled over the ruckus./P

P"YUP!" Me and Sapphire yelled./P

P"COME ON GUYS!" Jock called. Wolf slung Adam over his shoulder and ran out

the door. We followed and saw Jock laughing like crazy driving the ambulance

around in circles while the horde chased him howling. Jock parked it and yelled

at us to get in the back. He threw boomer bile and a couple of pipe bombs over

somewhere else. We clambered into the back of the emergency vehicle./P

P"GO GO GO!" Kevin yelled./P

P"See! I told you it would be awesome." Sapphire said./P

P"You never said that." Wolf said./P

P"Huh. Oh well."/P

PIIn New Orleans…/I/P

P"Did you guys hear that?" Rochelle whispered./P

P"Yeah, sounded like an ambulance." Nick said looking over where the noise had

come from./P

P"Ya think we should check it out?" Ellis asked./P

P"I think so." Coach said./P

PIBack in the ambulance…/I/P

P"WHOO, HOO HOO!" I yelled out the window./P

P"YEAH!" Sapphire yelled./P

P"Hmmph." Wolf said./P

P"Come on, Wolf!" Sapphire said./P

P"What?"/P

P"Yell!" Sapphire said./P

P"No, I'd rather not- ROAR!" Wolf half said, half yelled./P

P"That's the spirit!"/P

P"Uh, I don't think that's what he was yelling about…" Kevin said peeking out

the window. He pointed towards the figures of four people looking towards the

van rushing off./P

P"Ohh… poop." Sapphire said, staring through a pair of binoculars. She gave

them to me and I looked through them. One of them had a bloody white suit with a

blue shirt underneath the jacket. Another was a female and wore a pink shirt,

jeans, boots, and her hair was in a ponytail. The one standing next to her was a

taller male with a trucker's cap, a yellow shirt that said 'Bull Shifters' with

a clam underneath and pants with overalls tied around them and work boots. The

final one was a tall, heavyset man with a purple and yellow polo shirt, and

brown pants. But the worst thing? They all had weapons. Survivors./P

P"Oh fudgesicles." I said./P

P"I think we should let Wolf out before he goes on a rampage and destroys

everything." Jock called./P

P"Excellent idea. I think Brownie should go too." Kevin said./P

P"What about me?" Sapphire whined./P

P"No…" Adam groaned./P

P"Meh." Sapphire said unhappily./P

P"Don't worry Saph. I'll bring back that kid's trucker cap." I said. Sapphire

had always liked trucker caps./P

P"Oh really!" She asked happily./P

P"Yes."/P

P"WHOOP!" She whooped./P

PKevin opened the door and Wolf and I jumped out. He closed the door again.

Before I could say anything, Wolf ran off in the direction of the survivors. I

sighed. I climbed up a drainpipe, and jumped from rooftop to rooftop. I finally

leapt to a building behind the survivors. Wolf was already beating up one of

them. The other two were trying to save him. I saw an M-16 lying in an alleyway.

Then I saw it's owner running towards it. The one with the blue and white

trucker's cap./P

P"Heh heh. This is going to be a piece of cake." I chuckled quietly to myself.

When he had picked up the gun and turned around, I leapt from the rooftop to a

mattress lying on the ground. I crept up behind him and yanked his hat of his

head with my teeth. He spun around and pointed his gun at me./P

P"What the- oh… it's just a puppy!" I sat down and wagged my tail./P

P"Can ah have mah hat back?" He said crouching down. I dropped it in front of

him./P

P"That a girl! Come on, let's go show ya ta the others." We walked to the end

of the alleyway./P

P"Ellis come on! We need your help!" The large man yelled./P

P"Ok! Now, ya stay here, ok?" The kid said. I licked his face./P

P"Aww. Comin' guys!" I watched but saw Wolf was about to get creamed.

Suddenly, I came up with a plan. I started barking and ran towards Wolf. The

survivors stopped shooting. I pretended to attack him. He took the hint and fell

over, groaning./P

P"Wow. That dog just saved our lives!" The female said./P

P"I don't know. I have a bad feeling about that dog…" White suit guy said./P

P"Why?" The kid said./P

P"I dunno. Like the minute we turn our backs, it's going to turn into some

huge monster or something." He replied./P

P"Hey, why don't we turn our backs then and see if Nick is right." The large

man said./P

P"Fine." White suit guy said. They turned around. I grinned and silently

transformed into my giant, ten foot tall, clawed, fanged, wolf. They turned

around./P

P"Wow Nick… You're better at this than I thought."/P

P"Yup… It would seem so."/P

P"Run?"/P

P"Yeah."/P

P"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" They ran off. Wolf stood up./P

P"Wow. Good call." He said./P

P"Thanks." I replied. The ambulance drove up next to us./P

P"Hey guys!" Jock said climbing out the front door./P

P"Hey Jock! Did you drop Adam off at the hospital?"/P

P"No. Just as we arrived, Adam woke up and started beating up Sapphire with an

IV stand for using him to break her fall." He replied grinning./P

P"Nice… Where are they now?" I asked./P

P"Sapphire's hiding in a closet, while Adam's trying to find her and Kevin

went to the clubhouse." He replied./P

P"Ahh. Ok. Thanks Jock! Oh, and here's your payment." I handed him a six pack

of root beer./P

P"WHOO! Thanks Brownie!" He said before climbing into the back of the

ambulance and driving off./P

P"Huh. I wonder where the horde went?" I asked Wolf. He shrugged. Suddenly I

felt a tapping on my shoulder. I turned around and saw a massive horde./P

P"Is this gonna hurt?" I asked the closest common to me. He nodded./P

THE END.

I laugh as the characters get beatin up silly. I gasp when brownie walks up to me and says: "You know, it's not that funny." I frown then take out my katana and sliced her head off. I laugh "Mwhahahahahahaha" until I wake up. I realized it was just a silly dream that happened to me.

Henry then woke up, grumbling and grumbling about some unicorn with rainbows and how it gave him icecream, that sort of non-sense. I then jumped up realising that we got captured inside of here by some sort of thing.

I take my assualt rifle turning around aiming. A smoker came out and said "HEY GUYS!" "AGHH!" we both scream at each other until Henry wakes up from all of the noise.

Then he also started screaming with us like banshees. "Woah dude hold your fire" the smoker said to us as he pranced around. I frown and shoot him in the head. "Dude why did you do that!" Henry said to me. "He owed me 1 dollar :(" I say back at him. The smoker started staggaring and rainbows came out of the smoker. rainbows? I thought to myself. I think it was supposed to spew out something with a s salt? shuricans?" nah" I thought to myself as I look at the smoker. "Hey henry was it supposed to spew smog?" I ask him, "nah" He says back as we both look at the still rainbowing smoker. *BOOM* we hear and the smoker explodes. "You have unleashed DA WRATH OF BASHIBA, DA UNICORN!" We hear as the ground shook. "PREPARE TO FACE DA WORST YOU EVER SAW!" The supposed or *cough* weirdo *cough* unicorn said. A poof of smoke appeared, Henry and I were shivering and gasping in fright expecting a huge hulking monster beast appear. Instead the cutest little unicorn popped up and started dancing around. "I'm the cutest thing you ever saw, evar(supposed to be spelled wrong) saw, evar saw." and the unicorn sang on as we both "AWW" at the sight. "I'm the... WORST THING YOU EVER SAW NOW DIE!" We yelped and I screamed "What's happening!?" "I don't know!" He screamed back. The tiny unicorn then transformed into a huge hulking zombies all combined monster. We both scream at each other and run around like little babys. "We need to kill it!" Henry screamed at me while I played with my cute toy. "Ok!" I scream back as we turn to face it. "I got an idea!" I yelled at Henry, who screamed back "NOO! DON'T DO IT!" as I turn to face the monster with a grim face. I took out my toy, and the monster laughed back at it. I threw it and it hit the monster, The monster laughed even louder like a "HAHAHAHA" when it tried to grab the toy, the toy then blew up. "AGH" the monster screamed as it got sucked into a whirpool of darkness, then gone. Henry and I sigh as we collapse on our beds, and fall asleep.

Authors Note:

Hoped you liked, also:

"101 ways to hack off the witch" Is owned by BritishWaffleSyrup.

She is awesome and Hillarious! thank you Britishwaffle for giving me the idea to use it as a t.v show. Also, Song's I listened to while writing this:

Halo theme song

Ninja Tuna Fish

Halo 2 theme song

Halo 3 theme song (EPIC)

I can swing my sword (TOBUSCUS)

Thank you, and review and follow!

This longest chapter makes up for long time to take!

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