Stop it, Tobi

Summary: Parody of Call Me Maybe; directed at Tobi during the Nine-Tail's attack on Konoha.

A/N: This is my very first fanfic so please be as gentle as possible when you review. (Which means constructive criticism, not flames.) Happy reading!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Call Me Maybe. They belong to Masashi Kishimoto and Carly Rae Jepsen.

You came out of nowhere

And summoned that thing from there

The Nine-Tail Fox we all fear

You came and brought it here

I know that you are aware

It'll destroy everything there

And kill the villagers here

Their screaming I can now hear

That weird mask you're wearing

The evil you're bringing

What is it you're planning

Where you think you're going, Tobi?

Hey you just came here

Yet you're so cruel

Your plan is evil

So stop it Tobi

It's hard to fathom

What you're thinking

But I know it's evil

So stop it Tobi

Hey you just came here

Yet you're so cruel

Your plan is evil

So stop it Tobi

And many people

Will be affected

Your plan is evil

So stop it Tobi

You seemed to have a ball

While Nine-Tails destroyed it all

Soon all these people will fall

How'd you dare do it?

But I don't think that is all

'Tis just the most visible

Your real plan is way, way worse

For this may you be cursed

With your Sharingan you're staring

As this plan you're sharing

What is it you're thinking

Where you think you're going, Tobi?

Hey you just came here

Yet you're so cruel

Your plan is evil

So stop it Tobi

It's hard to fathom

What you're thinking

But I know it's evil

So stop it Tobi

Hey you just came here

Yet you're so cruel

Your plan is evil

So stop it Tobi

And many people will be affected

Your plan is evil

So stop it Tobi

When you came to Konoha

I knew you were bad

I knew you were bad

You were so, so bad

When you came to Konoha

I knew you were bad

I think you know that

You were so, so bad

It's hard to fathom

What you're thinking

But I know it's evil

So stop it Tobi

Hey you just came here

Yet you're so cruel

Your plan is evil

So stop it Tobi

And many people

Will be affected

Your plan is evil

So stop it, Tobi

When you came to Konoha

I knew you were bad

I knew you were bad

You were so, so bad

When you came to Konoha

I knew you were bad

I think you know that

So stop it, Tobi