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CHAPTER 7: CHIMERA (TWIN CHAPTER 2)
[PHASE-I]
Mommy is taking me to hunt demigods!
Mommy is taking me to hunt satyrs!
I go full form.
I go destroy. Fire Up!
I go kill.
Elevators. Ding.
Mommy push sea-poo to wall. Demigod!
Mommy push gray-eye to wall. Demigod!
The sky is blue.
Mommy push goat-poo to wall. Barnyard!
Mommy say no parent?
Gray-eye say scary height.
Bad gray-eye, Scary gray-eye.
Me growl, Mommy scold.
Sea-poo talky-talky
Mommy say No-No.
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Room
Big is tin can. With carpet.
High. Very high.
We waitsy-wait
Arch close. Elevator empty.
Mommy snappity-snap-snap.
T-shirt is Orange.
Elevator full. Sea-poo alone.
Mommy say now-go-time-now.
Mommy mean jump-kill-burn.
Me go cute-yap mode.
Me go cute-bark mode.
Me change to vibration mode.
Me go big-bark mode.
Me go bigger-bark mode.
Me go biggest-bark mode.
Me go Chimera mode.
Me go fight mode.
Me go SMART mode.
[PHASE-II]
Sorry, as you had to listen to him. It's just that he's my not-so-twin tail-merged scaly brother. Two brains, you know.
He just doesn't know that he's not smart.
I am.
Now enough of this nice, non-evil talk. It's time to go torturous assassin mode… Bwa Ha Ha!
'ROOOOAAAAAR!'
The sea spawn was completely taken aback, as he hadn't even moved an inch since my transformation took place. Magic collar.
Mom gave her intro, which was something like 'Be honored, Percy Jackson. Lord Zeus rarely allows me to test a hero with one of my brood. For I am the Mother of Monsters, the terrible Echidna!'
He kept staring at her. I could guess what he was going to say. 'Isn't that a kind of anteater?'
What did I say? Sea spawns are usually quite… dumb. And this one didn't look older than thirteen. Though he could be eleven or twelve years old.
Mom howled with rage. 'I hate it when people say that! I hate Australia! Naming that ridiculous animal after me. For that, Percy Jackson, my son shall destroy you!' Yeah, sure.
Then I charged at the sea spawn. He dodged and stayed near the mortals.
He uncapped his sword, ran to the other side of the deck, and yelled, 'Hey, Chihuahua!'
Nobody, and I mean Nobody ever call me a "Chihuahua" and gets away with it. I turned towards him and shot a column of flame straight at him.
He dove past the explosion. The-
[PHASE-I]
Brother make hole. Big hole.
Sea-poo hits with shiny stick.
Shiny stick tickles.
Sea-poo not stand.
I go bitey-bitey.
Tasty. Nice meaty leg.
Chicken legs. Mmmmmmm.
Sea-poo try to hit brother.
With shiny stick.
I grabby Sea-poo. By legs.
Shiny stick can also fly.
It fly to the holey.
Brother make hole. Big hole.
I –
[PHASE-II]
Sorry, as you had to listen to him again. So, now with his sword gone, I advanced, growling. The sea spawn backed towards the hole.
Mom cackled. 'They don't make heroes like they used to, eh, son?' Nope.
It came out as a growl. Now I could just watch. Sea-boy was beaten, so now what's the hurry.
His body was on fire. He wasn't standing still now. He looked tired he was swaying.
Mom hissed, 'If you are the son of Poseidon,' Echidna hissed, 'you would not fear water. Jump, Percy Jackson. Show me that water will not harm you. Jump and retrieve your sword. Prove your bloodline.'
I started for another blast of fire.
'You have no faith,' Mom told him, 'You do not trust the gods. I cannot blame you, little coward. Better you die now. The gods are faithless. The poison is in your heart.'
I was getting impatie–
[PHASE-I]
Sea-poo looky down.
Sea-poo looky up.
Brother make hole. Big hole.
Sea-poo looky down.
Sea-poo looky up.
Sea-poo looky down.
Big hole. Brother make big hole.
Mommy say Die-Die-Die.
Brother go fire mode.
Sea-poo on fire.
Sea-poo say help.
Sea-poo jumpity-jump.
Big hole. Brother make big hole.
After a much stressful and important month, I managed to write up Medusa, Echidna and Chimera.
I definitely need reviews.
It's like THREE freaking chapters in one day.
AND, Procrustes chapter is almost done.
I definitely need more reviews.
Up Next: PROCRUSTES