What Iggy can teach you

1. Navigation

"Somehow, even though he can't see, Iggy never misses a high five. It's a little creepy."

"This girl sat eight feet away from him, due northeast, in their classroom." -

Books 5 and 2

2. Optimism

"Holy Joe. If we had that stuff, we could blow them wide open! We could send it to a newspaper. That fat guy could make a movie- like Bowling for Columbine or something."

Iggy

3. Family

"What matters is that we find where we belong."

Iggy

4. Intelligence

"The thing about Iggy was, well, sometimes he could figure stuff out like a real scientist. He was that supersmart, scary smart."

Book 1

5. Being a Pyro

"Bombs are good. I love bombs. Remember the one from last fall? I almost caused an avalanche."

Iggy

6. Bad Examples

"I.. I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

Iggy

7. Lock Picking

"He pulled his little lock-picking kit out of his pocket, as I knew he would. Even though I had confiscated it forever only two months ago, after he picked the lock on my closet at home."

Book 1

8. Safety Precautions

"Ok. We're being very careful. Hello? Gazzy? We're being very careful?"

Iggy

9. Tact

"For Gods sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"

Iggy

(A/N AND THE STORY LIIIIIIVVVVEEEESSSSS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)