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Since I couldn't get into my old account I'm reposting here. My third chapter was deleted before I could finish so bare with me as I re-write it
A/N: Hey, so this is my first FanFiction that I actually plan on finishing ^-^; I love my state, and I am really sad there aren't many fics for (female) New Mexico.
So, I hope you enjoy it!
Florida belongs to TailsDoll123
Illinois belongs to GirlUdontMessWith
Nebraska belongs to Astralite on
New Mexico and Alaska belong to the awesomeness that is me!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, which suck ball because who wouldn't want those smexy countries? And I do not own anything else mentioned in the story, and I mention a bus called The Hero Bus, I didn't create that name, I got it from a fic I read.
Chapter 1
Hi, my name is Karmen 'New Mexico' Jones; I live with my Dad, America, yes you heard right The United States of America, and my 49 other siblings, the States. Things get pretty chaotic around here...Welcome to My Crazy Messed Up Life.
*Page Break*
"Hey, Illinois...Illinois...Violet!" I was poking Illinois in the cheek. "Illinoissss" I said pronouncing the 's' in Illinois"
"What, Karmen?" Illinois finally snapped.
"I'm bored.…, " I whined.
Illinois gave an annoyed sigh, "Well then go stalk Russia!"
"Already did that."
"Wrestling?"
"How do you think I got this scratch on my cheek?"
"Hot Dog Eating Contest?"
"Finished in first," I sighed then let out a burp that smelled of hotdogs to prove my point.
"OK, gross, how about you sit and read?"
I was about to agree when I saw what she was reading; I smiled mischievously, "You're reading a depressing poem book..."
"Yes...I am" Illinois said, raising an eyebrow.
I got up close to her ear and said, "Eeeemmmoooo"
"That's it! You die!" She yelled standing up and trying to grab me.
"You wouldn't hit your younger sister!" I shouted running down the hall. I spotted New York a ways off, "Move, New York!" I yelled to New York, "The Emo Monster is on a rampage!" I laughed and the 'monster' in question yelled in frustration.
"What did you do this time, Karmen?" New York said in annoyance while stepping to the side as Illinois and I ran by.
"I was bored!" I yelled back.
*Page Break*
"So, do you regret teasing Illinois?" America asked looking at my black eye.
"I regret nothing 'cause I'm that awesome!" I said doing a fist pump.
"You could at least clip your nails..." Illinois huffed putting a bandage on a long slightly bleeding scrape.
"No!" I squeaked hiding behind dad. "You will not clip them!"
"Whatever, I'll be outside, if I see you I won't hesitate to flatten you with my dirt bike!" Illinois glared at me.
"It's a free country! I'll do what I want!" I yelled back. I sighed, "Well, there goes my form of entertainment,"
"Why don't you play with your other siblings?" Dad said, "Like Florida!"
"No! He's always flirting with me...It's creepy," I said.
"Someone say my name?" Florida said.
"Speak of devil and he shall appear. Thanks a lot Da-He left!" I said. "Stupid Dad leaving me!"
"Don't be like that, Karmen; you know you love me," Florida smiled. "Where did you get that black eye? It's ruining your pretty face. Do you need a hug?" He said, holding his hands up as if asking for a hug.
I backed up, "I don't want a hug..." My eyes darted around, and I saw Nebraska, "Save me, Nebraska!" I ran over to him and hiding behind him said, "Florida's trying to rape me again!"
"Drama Queen! I was just gonna hug you!" Florida sighed.
"That's what France said and next thing I knew he was groping my ass!" I said still hiding behind Nebraska.
"But he's France, I'm not that perverted country!"
"I'm going to interrupt your... conversation now to say Dad told me to tell you that we're all going to the world meeting tomorrow," Nebraska said.
I jumped up from behind him, "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! We never get to go to the meeting!" I started jumping up and down excitedly. Florida tugged on my scarf making me fall down.
"I wonder why," he said sarcastically.
"Don't touch my scarf, Florida!" I whined, "I don't like it when peopl-"
"Hey, Karmen!" Illinois said annoyed. "Get this thing off of me!" She pointed to my alien friend, Tina, who was sitting on her head; I laughed.
"Tina! Where have you been?" I smiled picking her up off of Illinois' head.
Nebraska and Florida just stared at it. "What is that?" They asked.
"This is Tina" I smiled. "I think she might be from the same race as Tonny," I said, "Also, I think she thinks I'm her mom,"
"What?" Illinois asked looking at me like I was mental.
"No, I'm serious! I found her as a baby, and she's always acting as though I'm her mom," I looked down at the alien in question who was holding on to my leg, she only went to about my knees.
"That's not weird at all," Nebraska said walking off.
*Page Break*
"OK! For dinner we are going to McDonalds!" Dad yelled happily. Several groans went through out the room. "To the Hero Bus!"
I sighed and rolled my eyes at the ridiculous name as we all got on; we sat from oldest to youngest on the bus and two in each seat. (except in the back where it could seat six people not four) So, it was the oldest in the back and youngest in front. I ended up sitting by Alaska because Hawaii wanted to sit with Arizona instead of Alaska.
"Hello, Aleksandra," I said; I rarely talked to her, but she was nice...unlike some siblings.
Alaska had waist length white hair that curled a bit at the ends with an ahoge poking up at the top, vivid purple eyes, and rather pale skin. She always wore a scarf (I've nicknamed us Scarf Sisters, get it? 'Cause we both wear scarfs...ah nevermind) and had a jacket similar to Russia's huge coat but hers went just to her waist. She wore black pants and knee high gray boots.
"Hello, New Mexico," Alaska smiled, "You're excited to go to the meeting tomorrow, da?"
"Si," I smiled, "I'm happy 'cause I will make hell break loose."
Her purple eyes sparked with mischief. "Sure you're not happy because you'll see-mmgmph," she began but I cut her off with my hand because we were right behind
Dad, who was driving. and I didn't want to die or get in serious trouble for Alaska saying out loud who I had a crush on.
"Shhhhhh" I said, "Do you want dad to freak out and kill us all? I rather not die by swerving off the road."
"Sorry," Alaska laughed.
"Alright, everyone decide what you want, " America said to everyone as we pulled into McDonalds. "So. tell me what you want in Alphabetical order!" Everyone groaned.
After about 20 minutes of everyone listing their meal, (I had written a list) America laughed, "Uh, I forgot most of them,"
"WHAT!" some states yelled.
"Papa, I made a list," I said handing it to him.
"Oh, thanks, Karmen," He said then pulled into the drive-thru.
"Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order," the speaker said.
"Yes I'd like 4 Big Macs, 3 McShakes and 4 Large fries."
"Will that be all, sir?"
"No, there is much more," America said looking at the list. "If you can will you label them?" He asked.
"I'm sure it wouldn't be to much trouble."
"OK, so Ala would like..." Dad started, he had just shortened Alabama so people wouldn't get suspicious. It took about 30 minutes to order everything so I kind of zoned out.
"O-OK, sir, your food will be ready as soon as possible, please pull up to the window"
I laughed, "This is gonna take a while." Alaska nodded in agreement. I turned around in my seat so I was facing the other states, "Hey, Illinois! Alabama!" I yelled to the back of the bus, "Check under your seat for my stuffed animal!"
"This thing?" Alabama said looking under their seat and pulling out a creepy looking Panda, one eye was missing and an X was there instead and it looked kind of like a zombie.
"Yes!" I smiled. "Can ya toss it to me?" I asked Alabama.
"Er...Sure," Alabama said throwing it, of course I can't catch to save my life so it landed on my face.
"Ow, damn, Alabama, that hurt! I keep my book in that stuff anima-" I started but then got interrupted.
"OK, sir, your food is ready," the lady at the drive-thru window said and started handing him all our food. Of course Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii and I were chosen to take the food and hand it to our siblings. That took about 8 minutes and then finally we were driving again. We didn't even wait to get home everyone started eating, yes even America, while we were on the road; I was surprised we didn't crash.
"It's no wonder why we are in debt if America spends this much on just McDonalds, da?" Alaska mumbled through her burger. I laughed.
*Page Break*
"It's now midnight kids; since the meeting is tomorrow I suggest you go to sleep now," America said while holding a sleeping Hawaii.
"OK, goodnight," everyone said while going to their rooms, two to a room so I share a room with Arizona.
"Buena noches, Arizona" I mumbled.
"G'night," Arizona said back.
A/N: Well how was it? And for GirlUdontMessWith, Tailsdoll123 and Astralite can you tell me if I did a good job with your characters? Or did I fail tremendously?
Anyways, thanks for reading and if you didn't notice all the states besides NM, AK, FL, IL, & NE were gender neutral...
So pretty much all I have to say, drop me a review to tell me what you thought, criticism is welcome, cause most people just read and fave or something but I'd like it if ya reviewed, it only takes a moment and I wanna know what you think.
~Canada (My nickname)