2A/N: Hi Canada here!
Russia: You're not Matvey...
K: Nope, you can call me K! *huggles Russia* I love you, Russi-Oh shit, are we on?
Camera Dude: Yeah.
K: Fuck! *starts yelling swears and curses and storms off the stage*
Russia: Comrade K is gone, I guess that means I'm in charge now, da? K does not own Hetalia or anything else mentioned, and she does not own me no matter what she says. Only things that belong to her are New Mexico and Alaska. The Translations will be given at the bottom of the story...
K: I'm back! So Thanks to TailsDoll123 and AbyssQueen for reviewing as a reward you two will be the last I kill in my world domination *Smiles innocently* and also, this may seemed rushed, but I've only been able to write it late at night...so sorry if it's crappy quality
Florida belongs to TailsDoll123
Nebraska belongs to Astralite on Whyville
Illinois belongs to GirlUdontMessWith
Notice: GirlUdontMessWith, I know you read this story because you fixed the grammar errors. You needs to review or die 8D
Hey, Karmen here, so I thought that this world meeting would go about the same as most I heard of a.k.a. Total chaos but boy was I wrong it's more like chaos times one million...well at least I got to sit by Russia...
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"Wake up!" was the first thing I hear coming from the hallway.
I fell out of my bed in surprise. "Me levanto! Me levanto!" I said, which woke up Arizona; I look out into hallway to see Delaware with a bullhorn. "Delaware, hijo de puta que me dio un ataque al corazón!" I yelled in Spanish
"Weeelllll sooorrryyy," Delaware said, "Dad's not up yet, and we have to go to the meeting soon. Since, Dad's hosting it we can't show up late!"
"Oh," I yawned, "OK, just put a Big Mac under his nose..."
"And let him eat that grease soaked food?"
"Yep!" I smiled before I walked back into my room. "Get up you lazy ass," I said throwing my pillow at Arizona.
"Fine..." Arizona mumbled as I grabbed my clothes and went to the bathroom.
I started humming 'Korobeiniki' as I brushed my hair (Which still looked slightly messy to my disappointment.) while avoiding touching my hair curl.('Cause we all know what happens when that's touched.) Today I decided to wear my dark wash ripped super skinny jeans, a plain gray shirt, my white knee-high converse, that I had painted yellow and drew little red Zia symbols all over representing my flag, and a white pullover sweatshirt, that Uncle Canada have given me, instead of my normal wear of shorts and an oversized black jacket. I walked out to see the house in chaos; Florida had managed to tick off at least 15 states in the 30 minutes I was in the bathroom.
"Give me back my bra, Florida!" Illinois yelled, chasing him.
"You're gonna have to catch me!" Florida taunted, waving her bra in the air.
"Thank God the meeting is here..." I sighed and said to myself. "I don't want to fly over seas with these people…" I mumbled.
"Good morning, New Mexico," Alaska said from behind me.
"Holy-!" I yelled jumping in the air, "Oh, Alaska, you scared me..."
"Sorry, but I came to say the meeting is at 10, da?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Because it is 10:05, and we are hosting the conference,"
"FUCK!"
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After a mad frenzy and a quick bus ride, we were at the World Conference. We all, somehow, managed to walk in the conference room without anyone dying.
"We're heerrree," Illinois said in a creepy way.
I face palmed, "Really Illinois? Really?"
"Ve~ You brought your kids!" Italy smiled.
"Yep!" America laughed.
"Vhy did you bring your kids?" Germany ask already looking annoyed. "Ve don't need more immature people."
"Hey! My states are matur-" America started but then he looked over to where we were, I was currently glomping a scared looking Latvia and rambling on about how adorable he is and Illinois was trying to strangle Florida for 'molesting' her, "Er. most my states are mature!"
Germany sighed, "It's your conference.., " then left it at that.
"I was wondering why there were so many chairs.." England said.
"Alright! The meeting begins now!" America said, "States take a seat!"
I stopped glomping Latvia and basically dragged him over to a seat, so I had Russia sitting on my right (Pfft, I'm totally not obsessed with him) and Latvia on my left. Sometime after America started talking Illinois, who was on the other side of the weird oval table, was flicking pieces of paper, not at everyone, just at me. So, there I was trying to pay attention to Dad and every ten seconds a piece of paper would hit my forehead; the countries sitting next to me could tell I was going to explode. Latvia was shaking with fear thinking I would hurt him, while Russia was chuckling at my anger.
"So we should get a-" flick "-it into space-" flick "-And that would fix the world problems!" flick, flick. Wait, two flicks? I glanced over and immediately glared, Florida had started flicking paper at me too.
"Any questions?" America asked.
I raised my hand. "May I kill her?" I asked pointing to Illinois.
"No you may not kill her, New Mexico," America said.
"Can I torture her?" I asked which made some of countries stare at me oddly.
"...No"
"Why did you hesitate dad!" Illinois asked wide eyed, "Do you not mind if I'm tortured?" Florida started cracking up laughing. "Shut up," Illinois growled.
Florida smirked, "Make me."
"Oh, I will..." Illinois glared, tackling Florida.
"Should you be stopping this?" England asked America with a disapproving glare.
"Dude, the last thing I wanna do is get in the middle of a fight between Florida and Illinois," America said, then added, "Ya know, 'cause the hero might hurt his kids."
"Or are you afraid you'll get hurt?" Nebraska asked bluntly.
I sighed as Florida and Illinois started fighting again, it was common considering Florida liked to annoy people and Illinois was so easy to annoy. I doubt any of the other nations will stop them. I gave a big sigh and stood up, walking past Uncle Canada, (When did he get here? He wasn't here when we came in...) I walked up next to the states in question, "Sam, Violet, in case you haven't noticed. We're at a World Conference, so I suggest you...oh I dunno...SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN YOUR SEATS BEFORE I MURDER YOU WITH A SPOON!"
They went quickly to their seats. "Pfft, you don't scare me..." Illinois said.
"I'm the fifth largest state, way stronger than you," I glared.
"Who are you again?" Illinois smirked, knowing one of two things would happen, A) I get depressed and hide under a table or B) I turn into a scary bitch, and today I was a 'B'.
"Illinois, did you really have to say that?" America asked, "Can someone hold Karmen back? Before she murders a state?"
"Da, I will," Russia smiled picking me up as I yelled obscenities at Illinois. (Who by the way was just sitting there smirking at me.) Russia sat me in a chair and told Latvia to get some rope or something. As Russia was tying me up, America had gone back to his cough stupid cough speech. I sighed in defeat. "This is a serious Fuck My Life moment," I said under my breath.
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"So time for lunch!" America smiled walking out.
"Shit, I'm still tied up!" I yelled but of course no one heard me; I'm almost as bad as Uncle Canada, speaking of him here he comes! Hurray, I won't die tied to a chair a cough sexy cough Russian tied me to.
"Hey! Canada! Can you untie me Por Favor?" I asked.
"You remember me?" Canada asked.
"Of course I remember my uncle!" I said, "Now untie me..."
"O-ok...um who are you again?" He asked.
I hung my head and whimpered, "I'm New Mexico...one of America's kids..."
"M-maple! I'm sorry!" Canada said feeling bad. "It's not like me to forget..."
"Nah, s'ok, people always forget me or think I'm a country," I sighed as he untied me.
"Really?" Canada said.
"Yep, one time Texas wanted to send me some packages to me but the post office said, 'Sorry we don't ship to other countries,'" I laughed.
"Hey, Karmen! Who ya talking to?" America said.
I deadpanned, "I'm talking to Canada."
"Who?"
"Your brother? The one above us? Second largest country?"
"Mattie! My Bro! I didn't see you there!" America laughed.
I rolled my eyes. "Well I'm going to go...Adios!" I saided walking off.
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I walked around a bit before I saw Russia picking on Latvia, of course I don't like when Latvia's being picked on so I ran over and glomped Latvia. "Hi Latvia!" I said stopping Russia from hurting him. "Hi Russia!" I smiled my brightest smile.
"H-hi, N-n-new Mexico..."
"Hello, comrade New Mexico."
"Thanks for untying me from my chair," I deadpanned.
"I guess I forgot I tied you up, da?" Russia chuckled.
"Yeah, everyone's forgetting me all the time," I sighed
"Karmen!" I heard two people say and saw America and Illinois running to me, "Run for your life! It's England's scones!" Then everyone ran to hide under a table except me.
"They aren't that bad you bloody gits!" England yelled looking a bit sad.
"I'll have one of your scones..." I said, "I've never tasted them before"
"Don't do it! You'll die!" Florida said.
I rolled my eyes and took a bite, "Hmm...it's bland, burnt, crunchy, and a little bit salty...I like it!" I smiled.
"Really?" England said, "You do?"
"Oh...my...God...New Mexico is an alien!" Illinois said, "No one has eaten a scone without being sent to the hospital!"
"Shut up!" I said, "I'm not an alien!"
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"Well, it's time to go!" America said to us states after all the nations had left.
"But, Dad...Our house is to far away..." Florida said, "Wait, don't tell me!"
"We are staying at this hotel!" America smiled.
"Yes! Fuck yes!" I yelled, then ran to the lobby and took the elevator up to the private floors and started looking for Russia's room.
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I had to share a room with Arizona, Alaska, and Hawaii but I didn't mind.
"Well, I managed to find Spain, England, Prussia, and Latvia's room," I said to them, "But not Russia's."
"Well this conference thing is a week long, maybe you'll find it soon, da?" Alaska smiled.
"Yep," I nodded happily.
Translations (Google Translate is my friend):
Me levanto! Me levanto! - I'm up! I'm up!
Delaware, hijo de puta que me dio un ataque al corazón! - Delaware, you bastard, you nearly gave me a heart attack!
Por Favor - Please
Adios - Goodbye
A/N: Well it feels rushed but I'm ready to pass out and I feel the need to post it. So just for a clear explanation cause even I get confused by my writing, the conference is at a huge Hotel and since it's a week long the nations are staying in the hotel at the top rooms in the private floors(Meaning only nations ands such allowed)
Oh and TailsDoll123, should I reveal the secret in the next chapter or wait longer?
On a random note, who's seen The Hunger Games? I wanna watch it soooo bad!
Happy April Fools! And May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!