I found this one on deviantart. This one was admittedly a blast. I can only hope to find another this fun. Format: pick any 12 characters in any order. Answer questions. Enjoy.


My Character List:

1) Finland

2) Canada

3) Vietnam

4) Hungary

5) Britain

6) N. Italy

7) Poland

8) America

9) Prussia

10) S. Korea

11) S. Italy

12) Ukraine

The Questions:

Have you read a 5/10 fanfic before?

Britain & S. Korea….wtf.

How hot is 3?

I don't swing that way, but I think Vietnam's pretty

If 6 got 1 pregnant?

& I just read something about Finland/Italy...

Any good fics about 9?

ABOUT THE AWESOME PRUSSIA? Surely you jest that there AREN'T! (lol jk but seriously there HAVE to be)

Would 7/2 be good?

Poland/Canada. Uh…

4/8 or 4/9?

Hungary/America or Hungary/Prussia. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

If 7 discovered 3 & 8 in secret relationship?

If Poland found Vietnam and America… I actually like shipping that to an extent. I'm not sure if Poland would agree, but I think he'd totally tell Liet & maybe put it on Facebook. But I see why it would have to be secret.

A summary of 20 words for a 2/6 fic.

Canada met Italy and the two of them spent an afternoon eating pasta with sauce and maple syrup on it.

Is there a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff?

Hungary/S. Korea. GOD I HOPE NOT.

Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Finland/Britain. You're kidding, right? Uh… I got nothing.

What plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?

Vietnam & Romano? I don't know, but I'm a bit scared of it.

Does anyone on your friend list read 7 het? What about 9 slash?

Unless Poland's paired with Hungary like everyone else, I doubt it. And Prussia slash…hasn't everyone?

If you wrote a songfic on 9, what song would you use?

Prussia: "I'm Awesome" by Spose. I can't think of anywhere to go with it, though…I tried songfics a while ago & I've had block for over a month.

A warning for a 2/3/6 fic.

Canada/Vietnam/Italy. Uh…lord, my list sucks… Uh…

What pick up line would 8 use on 5?

Would America use on Britain? (FINALLY: DECENT MATERIAL) For that, I would like to borrow a line from Whose Line is it Anyway. As Greg Proops hilariously said in an episode of "Hats": "Darlin', everything's big where I come from!"

Challenge: write a drabble fic for 10/8.

S. Korea/America. I'm too lazy, but if I would, it would take place during none other than the Korean War, when we backed him.

If 7 walked in on 2 & 12 having sex?

Poland Catches Canada & Ukraine? Probably the same as what he did when he caught America & Vietnam.

What plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

D: Hungary taking Finland? Somehow I can't see Sweden being okay with that. THAT might be an epic battle for the lady's hand. Though…a lady's doing the fighting & Finland's a dude.

Have any of your friends read 7 slash?

Poland? More likely than not. :/

Do any read 3 het?

This list really likes Vietnam…that's a little less likely to have happened.

Any write or draw 11?

Romano? Probably. Now might be a good time to acknowledge no "friend list".

Would you write 2/4/5?

Canada/Hungary/Britain? Sounds kinda hot; probably not, though. Not great at romance scenes. :/

What would 10 scream during a moment of great passion?

ORGASMIC PLEASURE ORIGINATED IN ME! (I need sleep)

Last time you read a fic about 5?

Not long ago. One of the few USUK fics that was platonic, which I prefer for them, to be quite honest. Bromance all the way.

What is 6's super-secret kink?

Italy likes it when his partner lets him top. (no, I really don't know, but…no, there's no excuse for this)

Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or Sober?

O_o I think 9 would be doing all the shagging.

If 3 & 7 got together, who tops?

Between Vietnam and Poland? I think they switch. But my first thought was Vietnam, but then I figured Poland isn't like that all the time. Ok, she tops when he cross-dresses, and otherwise, he does it.

1 & 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night-stand with 11 & a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 & finds true love with 2. Title this fic.

To be completely clear: Finland & Prussia are together. Then Prussia runs off with Hungary (which I can actually see.) To get through his heartbreak, Finland sleeps with Romano for a night, and is in a bad relationship with Ukraine. Then on the advice of Britain (wut.) he finds true love with Canada (which is actually fairly cute).

Well, this can simply be titled, "Crack." I'm at a complete loss.


I want to play this again. Maybe I'll post my sister's when I do this to her next time I see her. I have another to post tonight (not nearly as fun, but more crackish).