19Omigosh! I can't believe I got 1 follow, 2 favorites, and 4 reviews on the first chapter! I LOVE you people! I'm sorry I didn't get the links up real fast. If you wanna see it, go on my profile. So this one isn't as fluffy, but I hope y'all like it!
Disclaimer: Well, I asked Rick if I could have PJO and HOO. And he said in your weird little teenage dreams. Then I had a weird little teenage dream, and I owned it! But I woke up and it wasn't there anymore. So, basically, I don't own.
Leo sat down at his usual lunch table. Jason and Piper weren't here (doing who knows what), and Tanya was missing as well. Leo poked his nachos. They didn't look very appetizing. This school's food was terrible—well, except for the delicious strawberry Jell-Os.
He had gone and bought Jason one of those delicious strawberry Jell-Os—he didn't know why, though. Leo was just in a happy mood for no particular reason.
The gelatin wobbled. It needs some whipped cream, Leo thought. Then a devilish grin appeared on his face. Prank time! If he just had a little—
"Hey, Leo," Tanya said, interrupting his train of thought.
"Wha—? Oh, hey, Tanya. Where were you?"
"Um…nowhere…" she replied, looking a little nervous.
Normally, Leo would try to get the truth out of her, but he learned with Tanya that that was not the right way to go. So he shrugged it off.
"Ooh, Jell-O!" Tanya brightened as she put down her tray. "Can I have it because you love me?"
"No! It's for Jason," Leo said. "And for the record, I don't love you," Images of the dance flickered in his head.
"That's even more reason for me to have it. And why? Do you love Jason?" Tanya reached for the dessert.
Leo pulled it away. "What? NO! I'm gonna play a prank on Jason, which includes ze Jell-O," he explained.
Tanya's eyes glittered. "Ah, good idea. What're you going to do this time? Whatever it is, I'm in."
Leo looked in each of Coach Hedge's drawers. "Uh…nope, none here, none here, nothing, God, doesn't this guy shave?" Then Leo thought of the state of Hedge's beard. "Yeah…probably not,"
Coach Hedge never left his room locked, so kids could go in when they pleased. No one really wanted to, though. But this was a pranking emergency, so Leo figured it was worth the risk.
Soon there was only one drawer left—the dreaded underwear draw. Leo hastily clipped a clothespin on his nose, and then opened it slowly. There, on top of piles of tighty whities, lay a new bottle of shaving cream.
Yess! Leo thought. I am too lucky. Well, not really, considering what happened to—
"Shut up, weird conscience person that talks inside of my head!" he yelled aloud.
Rolling his eyes at his own antics, Leo took off his clothespin in excitement. The first thing that hit him was the smell. "Augghhh, the smell! THE HORRIBLE SMELL!"
Leo choked and gagged and held his throat as if he were dying. He grabbed the shaving cream and ran the hell out of there.
He bumped into Tanya on the way out.
"Whoa, Valdez, what's the rush?" she asked.
He took deep breaths. "Aaah. Air. Fresh air."
When Tanya looked at him weirdly, he dropped the shaving cream in her hand.
"Yay!" Tanya exclaimed. She took a plastic bag with the day-old Jell-O in it.
"Ew! You kept it?" Leo asked, looking disgusted.
"Yes, yes I did, and besides, you have done wayyyy worse so shut up."
Leo shut up.
Tanya smiled evilly, and soon the red gelatin had shaving cream piled on top, looking like the sweet whipped substance we all HAVE to love. (AN: If you don't love whipped cream, I will personally come to kill you off! MWAHAHA! Take that whipped cream haters! If there are any.)
They went to their lunch table, which was already occupied by Jason and Piper.
"Hey, guys!" Piper said. "What took you so long today?"
"What took you so long yesterday?" Leo countered. "Was it…a certain person I won't mention?" He coughed, saying "Jason."
"And were you...doing some certain things I won't mention?" Everyone looked at him expectantly. "No, seriously, I don't want to mention it."
Piper and Jason visibly blushed while Tanya giggled.
"Anyway," Leo continued. "Jason, I got you some Jell-O."
"Why?" Jason asked, looking suspicious. "What'd you put in it?"
"Nothing! I just did it as RAK."
"Huh?" Piper asked.
"Random Acts of Kindness," Tanya said.
Jason looked at the dessert longingly. "Well…okay… Ooh, a cherry!"
Leo looked at Tanya and said, When'd you put that in? with his eyes.
She responded, I am a NINJA!
Leo shrugged as Jason put the cherry aside. "Best for last," he said. "Thanks, Leo,"
"Noo problem, man," Leo grinned.
Jason dug his spoon into the Jell-O. When he put it in his mouth, his eyes bulged and he spit the shaving cream and old Jell-O right smack into Piper's face!
"EWWW! SHAVING CREAM! AUGHHHH!"
Piper opened her spitty shaving cream-covered mouth in surprise, then reddened with anger. Jason left to throw up in the trash can.
Leo and Tanya cracked up. Their prank had gone so perfectly! Nothing was better than seeing Jason spit Jell-O into Piper's face. Now that was classic.
Wonder how shaving cream can taste so horrible, Leo thought.
"LEO!" Piper shouted. "You will regret this!"
"Why go after me?" Leo protested. "Jason spit in your face!"
"Because," Piper grabbed the cherry menacingly and pointed it at her own face. "You fed it to him and made this!"
Leo couldn't take it. He laughed again, and Piper aimed the cherry at his mouth.
He choked, then managed to gulp the cherry down. "Mmm…maraschino,"
Piper stared at him. "You left the cherry alone?"
Leo nodded.
"Damn it! Go and punch yourself!"
For some odd reason, Leo felt compelled to listen to her and did just that.
Tanya laughed and Piper smirked as he whimpered, "Ow,"
"I would command you more, but I have to wash my face first," Piper left the lunchroom.
"Guess what?" Tanya told Leo. "I caught the whole freaking thing on camera,"
"Really?" Leo said. "Lemme see!"
Together they marveled and laughed at the events that had happened in the lunchroom that day.
He crept into the boys' dorm. He approached Leo's room to see he was fast asleep. Perfect. He spewed some stuff from a mystery can onto Leo's face. He laughed evilly. "Revenge is sweet," he whispered taking a maraschino cherry out of his pocket and eating it. Then he left the room.
"Why is there whipped cream on my face? Probably Jason. Oh well, it'll still be delicious! I love me my whipped cream. Mm- EWWW! SHAVING CREAM! AUGHHHH!"
Okay, that was it. Also, I'm running out of ideas, people! PLEASE give me suggestions!
Also, if you're awesome, you'll give me some really bad lies that are worthy enough to burn someone's pants. ;)
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