Key2DestNE: *sneaks in, glancing around* Good, they aren't here… Maybe now, I can-

FanFictionLover13: *pounces on him* DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, MISTER!

Key2DestNE: WAH! F-FICTION! GET OFF ME!

FanFictionLover13: NEVA! MWAHAHAHA!

DarkFoxKit: Hmm? What are you doing now? If you two are going to have THAT here, go somewhere else, this is a kid friendly place.

Key2DestNE: / F-Fox! W-we're not doing THAT! She's just pouncing me….again!

FanFictionLover13: *climbs on Key's back* Yep, what he said. Now onward!

Key2DestNE: I am not your horse! *forces Fiction off*

FanFictionLover13: *faceplants on the ground* H-hey!

DarkFoxKit: Oh… okay then. *she takes out a HUGE cutting knife*

FanFictionLover13: AHH! CRAZY MASS MURDERER!

Key2DestNE: WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE, FOX!?

DarkFoxKit: *blinks* What? I was just cutting this giant cake I made for you two.

Key2DestNE: *blinks* ...What kind of cake?

FanFictionLover13:...did someone say cake?

DarkFoxKit: Look… it's just my way of apologizing for always scaring you. So here… it's chocolate cake, with fudge icing.

FanFictionLover13: *-* Fudge….

Key2DestNE: Chocolate cake? Ugh, no thank you! :P

FanFictionLover13: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT TO THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY LAST CHAPTER! No….wait…..was that another story?

Key2DestNE: ...Uh, yes. Yes it was. QUIT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! And I like chocolate BARS, not chocolate cake!

DarkFoxKit: Grrrrr, well if you don't want it then just have it! *she smashed the cake in Key's face with a big SPLAT.*

Key2DestNE: Excuse me while I go wipe my face from a cake Fox made to TRY AND APOLOGIZE! Just start the story! *storms off, trying to get the cake off*

FanFictionLover13: Um… *weakly* Enjoy?

Mike's POV

I sighed, heading home from my friend Charlie's house. I was hoping that Leroy and Stitch would be on that night… but all that was on was Pokemon: The Jewel of Life… Not that I had a problem with Pokemon- but the Experiments were so cool in my opinion!

I shrugged to myself. "Oh well, I'll just have to see it some other time, I suppose…" I then chuckled, grinning slightly. "Still, it's kinda funny that Leroy's one true place was in jail…"

"Mommy, that boy is talking to himself." a little girl said, pointing at me.

"Just ignore him, sweetie." the mother said, holding the girl's hand and walking away from me. "He's just a little crazy… and lonely and crazy people always talk to themselves."

I sweatdropped. I wasn't that crazy, was he? ...No, I was just lonely… I hoped. But then again….I had to admit I was a little tiny bit nutty at times… but he was sane! I'm not crazy… just because I like talking to myself out loud sometimes… EVERYONE does that occasionally...

I then shook his head. "Ugh, what am I THINKING?" I'm not crazy… Maybe LONELY at times, but not crazy...

.Enter the door… I blinked in surprise, glancing around.

"Hmm? Uh… hello? Who said that?" Try as I might, though, I just couldn't see anyone nearby… WAS I losing it this time?

Enter it, boy….go through the door….enter our world….

"Eh? Uh..." I looked around again, frowning. "..." Okaay…Have I been playing Kingdom Hearts too much?

JUST ENTER IT, BOY!

I cringed at the voice's sudden hostility and loudness. "I don't even see any door! Now who's messing with me!?"

With this loud outburst, I earned several weird looks from people who were walking by.

"Crazy boy..." a man muttered. "He shouldn't be out this late...probably drunk or something…"

I chuckled sheepishly, waving people on, though miffed by the drunk comment. "K-keep moving, nothing to see here!"

There was a sudden flash of light that almost blinded me, a card appeared in my hand. Actually, there were several cards and they appear to be drawings of… Experiments from the Lilo and Stitch series.

"Is this some kind of joke?" I frowned, muttering under my breath.

Choose the one you prefer the most out of these seven cards.

I blinked, but he looked at each one carefully. Okay, uh… No idea what's going on… but there's Shrink, the first Experiment… Gigi, Myrtle's 'dog'... Clumsy… aaaand I have NO idea about what these four are- they're not from the show, I can tell that much… but this third one… this purple one with the weird spiral tail looks kind of cool… I wonder what kind this one is? It was never shown in the series… "...Do I get a description of them, at least…?" I questioned quietly, trying to not gain any more attention from passersby.

The descriptions are on the back of the cards, boy. You can read, I assume?

I grumbled at the voice's tone and words, but nodded slightly, before flipping them over. Shrink, Gigi, and Clumsy I know about… Okay, uh… The first one has powers over the ground… kinda boring, and I'm not a farmer, which if I was this, Lilo would make me… The second one can fly, that's kinda cool! And he controls the weather! ...Oh, but he can't do it more than once a day, it takes too much energy otherwise.. Yeeeeah, no. Uh… the third one's the one with the spiral tail… He has telekinesis and telepathy!? Awesome! ...AND he can suggest things to others through their MINDS!? Even better! I grinned, before looking at the last one and blinking slowly as I read the card. ...Controls ice cream? Seriously? That's just...NO, thank you!

Have you made your choice?

"Yup! This one!" I held up the card.

Very well… slip that card into this door.

I blinked, glancing around. "...Still no door, crazy voice in my head…"

There was a bright light, forcing me to close my eyes, and the other six cards fused to create a door in front of me. I whistled lowly in awe, examining the door with a grin. "Whoa…. Can you teach me that trick? It'd come in handy!"

.I'm rolling my eyes, boy. Just slide the card under the door.

I sighed in disappointment, but nodded and did just that as I slid the card into the door… the door opened and I was sucked into the bright light and everything went black. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in Jumba's room. What the!? I-is that Jumba!? Am… I in Lilo and Stitch?

End Flashback

I sighed as I finished telling these two knuckleheads my story. They both looked at me.

"A door? It was a rock for us…" the cute purple one said… wait… cute? It must be this stupid body I'm in…

"Besides, there were no cards…" the orange one said, blinking as if confused. "And we were promised our wildest dreams, you didn't get promised anything!"

I shrugged, sighing. "Well, I dunno what to tell you- that's what happened to me. Now what happened to you guys?"

"Basically we heard a voice telling us to touch a rock and our dreams will come true… and we woke up in the ocean… or at least I did." Riz answered.

Jayden shrugged. "Same as her, hearing a voice telling us to touch a rock and our dreams would come true… but I woke up in an alleyway." She huffed, frowning. "Riz was lucky, waking up in the ocean like she did…"

"Easy for you to say since you didn't almost DROWN!" Riz yelled at Jayden, and I chuckled, before they turned to me, angry.

"What's so funny, newbie?!" Jayden snapped, crossing her arms and glaring at me. I smirked, shrugging.

"You are, duh! You're just jealous that your charmspeak doesn't have any effect on me!" I grinned.

"Yeah keeping laughing boy, you fell for my illusion world." Riz grumbled, and that made me fall on my face.

"W-well, so what- I wasn't made to counter illusions! And I thought something was up, I-I just didn't say anything!"

"Oh really? Then why did you tell us everything about yourself… okay not EVERYTHING, but you did give us your name and that you were once human like us. Besides, if Jumba made you to capture US, he should've made you able to counter illusions." Riz crossed her arms with a smirk.

"...He didn't want me to be only able to capture you guys, so he didn't add that feature… And besides, I'm faster than you- I noticed you had to touch me before you put me in an illusion! So he probably did that on purpose!"

"What? I didn't touch you…" she said confused. I rose an eyebrow.

"Uh, yeah you did. You grabbed my arm, remember?"

"Yeah, with my tail to RESTRAIN you. I used illusions without touching anyone. Look." Riz turned Jayden into a mouse with her illusion… without touching her… oh boy...

"AHH!" Jayden screamed in shock for a moment, looking at herself. "DANG IT, RIZ!" she glared at her friend. "Don't do that anymore, alright? I'm serious!"

Riz blinked, her eyes going slightly orange, before she shook her head. "Hey! No charmspeaking me!"

"Then don't illusion me!"

Riz's eyes glowed slightly orange again, and I smirked, sitting on the sand and leaning back to watch the show. Suddenly she hissed at Jayden… uh-oh.

"I was only showing him I can use illusions without having to touch someone, you insensitive little claud!"

Jayden glared, and I gulped… Note to self, don't get between these two in a fight...

"Well you didn't have to do it on me! You could've done it on a rock or something!"

"Oh a rock? You mean like this little pebble here?" She smirked and suddenly transformed it into a big hairy spider and caused Jayden to shriek, loudly. I winced, covering my ears! OW!

"DANG IT, RIZ!" she screamed. "You know I have arachnophobia!" She does?...This is gonna get bloody really soon, but if I intervene, they'll both kill ME! "Turn the spider back into a pebble. NOW." Then she threw it at me! I grabbed it with telekinesis, luckily, but it hissed right in my face.

Riz smirked, turning it back into a small pebble as Jayden sighed in relief. "So I showed it on a pebble… now how about a rock?" She suddenly tossed a nearby rock towards Jayden, turning it into an even BIGGER spider!

Jayden screeched so loud it sounded like a high pitched bull horn! I knew cat fights could get ugly, but this is even better than cable! But maybe I should stop this before it gets out of hand… Then again, like I said before, they'll kill me if I do… But they might kill each other if they don't stop…

"RIZIA! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" Jayden screamed at Riz's face.

"If you charm me again you'll see an even bigger nightmare spider of your life, ARE WE CLEAR!?" Wow, Riz really must hate being under mind control… I wonder what would happen if I tried that… again on her?

...Actually, that might work to stop this before it gets too far! "...Riz?"

Jayden visibly twitched at what Riz said, both of them ignoring me. "...I freaking hate you, you know that?"

Riz smirked. "Aw, love you too. Besides, it was YOUR fault we got into this mess in the first place! A disembodied voice is telling you to touch a rock, you don't just trust that voice!"

Jayden crossed her arms in response, frowning as I tried to speak. "...Guys? Riz?"

"...Well actually, it's all his fault." Jayden said, pointing at me…. Wait, WHAT!?

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! When has it been my fault!?" I frowned. "Look, I'm staying out of this, so don't drag me into the catfight!"

Riz frowned, "We didn't even know he existed until today, what makes you think it was his fault?"

"Because he's tearing us apart! We shouldn't be arguing like this, Riz!" Jayden said before glaring at me.

"H-hey, hey, hey! I'm not trying to tear you guys apart! In fact, stay together for all I care- I just need you guys to come back to Jumba, maybe then he'll listen to me!" I tried to say, forgetting all about what I was planning before Jayden dragged me into this.

"We can't go back to Jumba's… we need to get back home, and I mean our home in our reality. If we go back… we might be stuck here forever." Riz said sadly.

"...I… L-look, I'm trying to get home too. But maybe Jumba could get us all back home!" I tried to suggest, but Jayden just glared at me again... That girl has some issues.

"We're not going to listen to you. There's nothing that scientist with four eyes can do to help us, he'll just take us apart!" I sighed- she doesn't seem to listen...

"Jayden… you sound awfully… negative lately… that's not like you." Riz said, beginning to worry for her friend.

"...It's not? That's really weird… But I still say it's because she's upset about me resisting her charmspeak." I shrugged, sighing.

"How do you resist it? I hate being under someone's control and then not remembering it when I 'wake up' from it. It's so… cheesy and I hate it!" Riz glared angrily, and then looked at me. "That goes for you too, Mr. Telekio!"

I blinked… 'Telekio'? Where did she come up with that? It's kinda cute, but… Ugh, not that again! "It's just something Jumba programmed into me, so I'd be able to catch Jayden! Please try to calm down, you're acting violent."

"Calm down!? How can I calm down!? I'm surprised I haven't gone insane yet! I wake up in an alien's body and my own best friend is speaking in another language and mind controlling me as well as other people! And you come along and start messing with my mind!" she hissed… I guess every Experiment has a violent nature and her's is showing when she's angry… really angry.

"Look, I'm sorry- I'm not doing it to you now! Can we PLEASE head back? We're attracting stares!" I gestured around.

Riz hissed, she really seemed to dislike those stares. "I hate crowds… We are leaving, Jayden. RIGHT NOW." she grabbed her friend and began dragging her into the forest.

"Eep!" Jayden squeaked in surprise. "You could've warned me first!"

"You're the one with the super strength, I thought this would be nothing for you."

"H-hey, wait up!" I ran after the two, keeping up easily. "We can talk this out!"

"What is there to talk about? You think Jumba will help us? How do you know that once we get back he won't just take us apart like he tried to do with Stitch in the original movie?" Riz glared at me, still walking.

"Because I promise you, I won't let him." I swore, my face firm. "And if he does, I'll stand between him and you, even if…" Even if… I lose my way home…

Jayden yanked her arm out of Riz's grasp. "And why should we trust you?" she said suspiciously, but Riz looked confused.

"... Why would you even care so much about us? We just met."

I shrugged. "It's who I am. I may not be the most trustworthy after that stunt… but that was before I realized you two are human as well. And I won't let two people who are obviously upset with what they are be so upset by this!"

Riz was about to respond, but Jayden beat her to it.

"So if we were just regular Experiments, you wouldn't care as long as you got your way home?" she glared. "That's kinda heartless."

Riz slapped her upside the head, "Don't be so rude, Jayden! He was probably desperate… even if it isn't exactly the best way to go about it…"

Wha- "H-hey, I'm sorry! But I thought that since you two were normal Experiments, you'd enjoy having a family, like the other Experiments in the show! I didn't know that you both were so craz- er…!"

"Hmmmm? You wanted to finish that?" Riz growled, but then she sighed. "Okay, maybe I am desperate and that's been putting me in a frenzy lately... We'll… we'll go see Jumba, but if he tries to dissect or anything like that-" I interrupted her, shaking my head.

"If that happens, like I said, I'll stop him. Even if you two WERE normal Experiments, I wouldn't let him dissect you!"

"Okay enough with the noble act, we're going already." Jayden grumbled, clearly getting irritated with me.

Riz sighed, "She's… always like that, don't mind her."

I sighed, shrugging. "It's alright… maybe she could gain some respect for me if I let her charmspeak me or something like that."

"I'm right here, idiot." She glared at me.

Riz frowned, "Jayden… what do you have against Mike anyway? You've been kind of hostile towards him."

Jayden crossed her arms. "I just don't trust him, alright? He was able to literally control our minds!"

I sighed. "Like I said, I'll try not to use that on you guys!"

"Yeah, TRY!" She glared, mocking me.

Riz groaned, "You two are giving me a headache! Look, we're already almost there, could you stop arguing? I really hope Lilo and Stitch aren't home right now, I really don't want to have to deal with them…"

"That…..would be bad." I blinked.

"...And why would that be bad? I don't see what the big deal is…"

"We had a nasty run in with them earlier… we had to run away, so I used my illusions to trick them and, well… they're probably thinking we're evil Experiments right now." Riz said nervously, twiddling her claws… which were kinda cu- NO, NOT AGAIN!

"W-well, I could vouch for you two!" I shrugged, before Jayden spoke up, startling me.

"Sure, and you could also be our 'mates' at the same time." she spoke sarcastically… Wow, I...I never realized how cute she and Riz are…

"Jayden… ummm…"

"What?" she blinked.

"You're making him blush… he's turning all red like Leory." Riz snickered, pointing at me.

Jayden looked at me, before smirking. "Oh reeeeeaaally?"

"You know Jayden, I think he likes you." Riz winked at her… uh-oh… She doesn't think I like her too?

Jayden winked at me, blowing a kiss. "Do you, Mikey?" she said dramatically. "Do you really?"

I nodded. "Yeah, I-I like you and Riz… Could you, uh… be my mates?"

"Jayden... what did you do to him? Did you just charm him?" Riz frowned. "Besides, no boy ever likes me so it's obvious he only said that under your charm." So she doesn't think I like her too…

Jayden laughed. "Well I won't deny anything…" she teased. "But you've gotta admit, it's pretty cute." Riz rolled her yellow pretty eyes, before blinking.

"Wait… if he wasn't affected all those times before, why is now different?"

Jayden shrugged. "Probably caught off-guard or something." she said. "I mean, take my last comment, his embarrassment, my charm-speaking, then BAM, he's under my control."

Riz looked over at me, "... So what are you going to make him do? Aren't we supposed to be heading to Jumba now?"

Suddenly a blue blur jumped Riz and a net came out of nowhere, catching Jayden!

"H-huh!? S...Stitch? What are you doing to my mate!?" I growled, my fur bristling.

"Mate!? Oh please! Just snap out of it already!" Riz kicked Stitch off her, which relieved me greatly. "As for you, blue boy, you want to dance? Let's dance!" she hissed. "Mike, what are you doing? Go help Jayden!" ...O-oh, right…

I ran over to help Jayden out… but stopped as Jumba came out from the woods! "J-Jumba?"

"Ah, Experiment 631! Good job keeping Experiments distracted!"

"You still haven't caught me yet!" Riz growled before curling into a ball and bouncing over Stitch and Jumba's head, and then wrapped her tail around the net Jayden was in. "Stop moving, I'm going to cut the net."

"Okay…" Jayden said, staying completely still as Riz used one of her claws to saw at the net.

"Experiment 631, stop her!" Jumba shouted, and I blinked.

"Why? They're my mates, and cute too!" I honestly didn't see why I had to stop them..

"Your… mates? Uh-oh…" Jumba frowned. "I better look into this." he shot the net gun at me, trapping me in the net.

"Oh come on! I save one and the other gets caught!" I heard Riz shouting in annoyance.

"I'll get him, Riz!" Jayden called, before smiling at Jumba and Stitch. Jumba was quick though, he quickly put on goggles for himself and Stitch.

"Keep goggles on, 626! You don't want to be charmed by 629 again."

Riz frowned, thinking, before her head perked up. "Hmm…" she pulled out her claws and began doing… weird gestures… I'm watching all this from a net… so it's kinda hard to tell what she's doing. Anyway, she appears to be trying to trap them in an illusion, like she did with me… Maybe I could help!

"Hey! You need to hold still so I can break this net and not break you!" I heard Jayden say from the outside and quickly held still. "Man, you're really lovesick, aren't you? I didn't mean for it to last this long….ugh." She sighed… Man, she has a cute sigh…

Jumba just laughed, "Goggles protect from illusions and mind control. Now, 626!"

Suddenly Stitch shot out needles at us and before I knew it… I blacked out.

FanFictionLover13: HA! Key might've been first at the top….but now I'm-

Key2DestNE: Hey, took you two long enough. *Fiction twitches, turning to see Key reading a book casually*

DarkFoxKit: And you call me cliche.

Key2DestNE: Well, I deserve this since you SMASHED MY FACE INTO A CAKE! *grumbles*

FanFictionLover13: Totally your fault, you're the one who said you didn't like it. Aaaand, I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT CAKE!

DarkFoxKit:I had worked three hours on that cake… I did not bake it for three freaking hours just for you to go and reject it.

Key2DestNE: Fiction could have had it with you! Besides, you KNOW I don't like chocolate cake! We've gone over this!

DarkFoxKit:It was meant for BOTH of you… and Fiction said you LOVED chocolate cake and that I should make the biggest one I could…

FanFictionLover13: *blinks* I never said that.

Key2DestNE: ..Fiiiiiction… *growls, turning into Leroy* YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! *chases her around the room*

FanFictionLover13: IT WASN'T ME! I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! KEEEEY!

*While Key tries to kill Fiction, Fox smirked.*: Even when I don't do anything I still win. *turns to the readers* Hope you review and enjoy. I- WAH! *Suddenly gets slammed into a giant strawberry cake by Key, who accidentally elbows her as Fiction runs past*

FanFictionLover13: Woops, sorry! *runs up a tree, turns to viewers* This story is funded by reviewers like you! So….MAKE SURE YOU REVIEW TO FUND THIS STORY!

Key2DestNE: GET DOWN HERE!

DarkFoxKit: I suppose I deserve this… but I don't care… revenge is SWEET. *licks the frosting off her fur like a cat*