DarkFoxKit: Hey! Where is everyone!? I told them specifically to get up here at-
Key2DestNE: Hey, calm down- I'm here already! *jumps down from windowsill*
FanFictionLover13: *screams and runs under Key to catch him* WHAT THE HECK, KEY! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE!?
Key2DestNE: *blinks, sweatdropping* Uh… It was a four foot drop.
DarkFoxKit: Fiction's been… kind of moody lately. I think she's… you know… at her time of month.
FanFictionLover13: …..
Key2DestNE: ...Her what? I'm sorry… Oh, was that like when you started screaming and yelling at me when I tried to ask you for a few dollars last month?
FanFictionLover13: *tic mark* Shut up….shut up all of you.
DarkFoxKit: No… I yelled at you because you asked for a million dollars for some stupid giant golden Stitch statue.
Key2DestNE: Hey, I didn't say anything of the sort! I only asked for ten!
FanFictionLover13: *mutters* Yeah….ten million.
Key2DestNE: Hey, it wasn't ten million! Look, I was asking for an appropriate item, too!
DarkFoxKit: I am not your mother! Use your own dang money, and I don't even have that much anyway! Besides… Fiction… you're not getting any… strange cravings, are you? The last time she was like this… she ate an entire beach…
Key2DestNE: ...Wouldn't that cause sand to go in her mouth? That's too gritty for my tastes...
FanFictionLover13: I DID NOT! IT WAS A BEACH THEMED CAKE!
Key2DestNE: ...Riiiiight… Well, uh… While these two argue about their times of the month, I'm gonna go get a present for… something special… *sneaks off quietly*
DarkFoxKit: … Key getting a present? … He must like someone~ *snickers* Wonder who it is…
FanFictionLover13: *teasingly* You, perhaps?
DarkFoxKit: Yeah right, no boy ever likes me, mostly because of my timid attitude… or the scary kind, whichever.… *glances offscreen* ...Although, he HAS put up with me… as a friend...
FanFictionLover13: As a friend? *snickers, before glancing offscreen as well* Wanna see what he's buying?
DarkFoxKit: For his mysterious lady friend? Or maybe just for some special occasion? … Sure, why not? But we better leave a parting gift for the readers, they did come here for the story after all.
FanFictionLover13: *mutters* Parting gift…..parting gift…..OH! *slams fist into hand* How about the story?!
DarkFoxKit: …I just said- oh just do it!
FanFictionLover13: *brightly* Okay! We don't own Lilo and Stitch, so enjoy with that relief in mind!
Jayden's POV
Ugh, today was just not my day. First meeting that new Experiment who turned out to be a human as well, then he tried to control our minds...which was just plain creepy... Then I made him think the two of us were his mates…. Next thing, Jumba and Stitch captured Riz and me! ….oh, and the new Experiment too- but he sucks, so he doesn't count. And he's weird… why did he suddenly kept treating us like… I don't know… his territory or something? I can't exactly explain it…
"Stich, let us go!" I yelled from the net, which Jumba was holding.
"No, we need to make you good first!" Stitch spoke, shaking his head.
"Ugh… Stitch, we ARE good- and why did you need to capture Experiment 631, too?" Riz growled in annoyance. "We didn't even use our powers to be destructive! … Well… not on the innocent anyway…"
"Experiment 631 needs testing- something went wrong with his powers, and I need to know why. As for you two… You've been very naughty, indeed!" Jumba spoke up, shaking his head. Riz frowned at that.
I crossed my arms. "It's not our fault," I grumbled. "You're the one who programmed us to be bad, how could we not? And besides….there's nothing wrong with stupid 631's powers." I smirked. "That was all me."
Riz frowned slightly and whispered to me, "Why don't you call him Mike?"
"Why should I? He's nothing but a stupid Experiment, even if he's like us!"
Riz rolled her eyes at that. "You're being immature, you know… he's not stupid… I just think you're… jealous."
WHAT!? Jealous of that idiot? "Hey, how am I JEALOUS of him? What's there to be jealous of?!" I glared at her.
"Shut up, we're in hot water right now in case you couldn't tell." Riz snapped at me.
Jumba shot another dart, Riz jumped out of the way, dodging it. Stitch landed in front of her, obviously we're not getting away so easily.
"You can't leave, not until we find you your one true place." Stitch said to her.
Riz crossed her arms in annoyance, "I already have a 'one true place', and it's not here!"
"Experiment is confused, Stitch- help me restrain her!" Jumba pulled out a machine gun filled with darts… WHERE DID HE GET THAT!?
"Hey! Don't touch her!" I yelled. "She didn't do anything wrong, leave her alone!"
I watched in horror as Riz was forced to dodged Jumba's darts and Stitch's constant interference, he kept trying to tackle her down while Jumba tries to hit her with a dart… which I'm guessing are sedative for us… I wish I could get out of here and do something to help her! Stupid Mike… I knew this wasn't going to end well for us.
"Stay still, cousin!" Stitch exclaimed, trying to tackle Riz again, only for her to dodge.
"Leave her alone, idiot!" I screamed, and I felt a weird sensation in my head where my antenna are...that's weird...next thing, my antennae are longer than they were before! Even longer than me! "What the…" I felt my antennae with my hands, slightly confused at first, before I grinned when I felt small jagged thorn things at the end of the antennae. I poked it, only to jump in shock when an electric pulse shocked me, and made my fur stand up. Ouch! Darn, that hurt!
I paused for a moment, before grinning widely. I could definitely use this to my advantage… If I could GET OUT OF THIS STUPID NET! Oh wait…. I nearly facepalmed at my idiocy. I grabbed my antennae and started sawing at the net with the sharp thorns at the end, as Riz and Stitch continued to dance around each other.
"Get back here!" Stitch cried, trying to hit Riz, but she kept dodging.
"No! I refuse to be hit with a shot! And I don't feel like getting caught!" Riz jumped again before kicking Stitch's head. "Look, stop fighting us, we were on our way to your house until you attacked us!" She glared at him before getting hit in the back with a dart.
"W-what the!? Where did that come from!?" I turned to see Jumba with his machine gun dart… thing…
"Ah, there we go! Both Experiments captured!" Jumba smirked.
I gritted my teeth, before finally cutting the rope of the net, breaking it. I smirked and quickly jumped out, kicking Jumba in the face as he stumbled in shock. "Ha! Take that, fatty!" I grinned. I ran over to Riz, making sure she wasn't hurt. "You okay, Riz!? I- ow!" I stumbled as I was suddenly hit in the head. I rubbed my head, glaring at Stitch, who had all four arms out. "What was that for?!"
"Cousins come back to house!" Stitch crouched down, and I glared.
Who does this little blue Experiment think he is? I'm not going back to the house after what he and that four eyed alien freak did! Maybe I could use my charm to get them to let us go…
I ran over to Stitch and stopped right in front of him, having my antennae shrunk back to normal size. "Stich, why are you fighting us?" I pouted. "We're your own kind, after all!"
Stitch glared. "You coming back to be good!" W-wha- how did that not work!? ...Wait, Jumba gave him some kind of weird-looking goggles… Maybe I should- OW! What… in the… world… spinning… colors… black.
I fell down on my backside, blinking as I just stared into nothingness. What….was that….ow…. something cold and wet hit me in the face… I blinked, looking up at the blue sky. Huh? ….blue…. wet….. how did I get here in the middle of the ocean? ...And… why is it so hard to think? I rub my head, blinking more as colors swirled around me. Ugh… the waves sound so… peaceful. I feel like I'm on cloud nine… is this what it's like to… dream? So… nice…
….Ugh… w...what hit me? Why do I feel fur under me? ...Where did I go? Wow… it sure feels comfortable… and I hear a heartbeat… Wait… a HEARTBEAT!? WAS I EATEN OR SOMETHING!? WAH! I quickly jolted up, glancing around.
I was in a cage, and… it looks like I'm in Jumba and Pleakley's room… but since when did they get a cage? And why do I still feel something furry under me!?
"Jayden… could you please get off me?" I jumped when I heard Riz's voice under me. Wha- I looked down.. and saw both Riz and… THAT Experiment, under me… Oh. That explains a lot, actually…WAIT, WHY IS HE HERE TOO?! I quickly scrambled off of them.
"How long were we asleep?" I asked Riz, who shrugged.
"I just woke up a few minutes ago myself… Mike here thinks-"
"I don't care what that Experiment thinks! I knew this would happen!" I snapped, angry that we were caught and now caged because we listened to that idiot! "Now we're gonna be dismantled and destroyed! We should have just knocked him out while we had a chance!"
I then blinked, hearing someone sniffle… who did that?
"Jayden, please… you shouldn't insult him… he's taking it hard already." Riz sighed, pointing at the other Experiment. I blinked slowly.
"...Are you…." I paused for a second. "...crying?"
The other Experiment didn't turn from his position facing the wall, but his shoulders shook. "I...I'm so… s-so sorry… I didn't mean for this to happen… I...I thought… he'd help… but he's gonna… experiment on us instead... I'm a horrible mate..."
Riz groaned, grumbling. "I still don't know why he keeps calling us his 'mates', but this is serious… Jumba wasn't exactly… finished with us, and he's planning to continue his research on his latest Experiments… us… until he's either done, or until Lilo and Stitch stop him..."
I look slightly surprised. "Wait….what?" I frown. "He still thinks we're his mates?" I grumbled something under my breath. "You could've said that in the first place." I then sighed and grabbed the other… Mike's chin, forcing him to look at me. He blinked, startled. "Hey….look at me…..listen to me…...focus on my voice...you're no longer under my spell, alright? You no longer think we're your mates. Go back to your annoying normal self…"
But to my surprise, he shook his head. "N-no… I-I'm not under any spell… but I'm so sorry…" He continued to cry, as I blinked awkwardly, as did Riz.
"Wait… how could you think we're your mates? We just met!" Riz rose an eyebrow, before we heard a voice behind us.
"Is because of abilities…" Riz and I both jumped, facing Jumba in shock. "Experiment 631 can fight off effects of voice, but apparently if hit while off-guard… effects are much stronger."
"Alright, well if you're so smart, why don't you tell me how to fix it?!" I demanded, glaring at him.
"I haven't fixed that yet- it was rushed job, making him…"
"Why don't you start now?" Riz asked.
Jumba sighed. "I'd like to… but had to wait for all of you to wake up- Experiment 631 won't leave you two, either." then he began typing in his computer thing.
"Alright, I have way to fix Experiment 631, but I need Experiment 629's charm powers to do so." Jumba said, looking at me and Mike.
"... Don't I need to do something too?" Riz asked.
Jumba sighed. "Unfortunately… you're more of stealth Experiment- you have no powers there…"
I wasn't sure what Riz's expression was, but she… wasn't too happy I'm guessing. Mike cringed, so I guessed he knew… Weird; since he's a guy and I'm a girl, I should know more about our emotions…
Jumba opened the cage suddenly and took me and Mike out… his blubbery hands feel kind of weird… but he left Riz in the cage and closed it. He put us on two machines.
"H-hey! What are you doing?" I demanded- I didn't like this! "At least let Riz go!"
"Oh, calm down- is just experiment I made! It's not going to hurt you. Although… you may feel slight pinch and hot." Jumba laughed evilly… I gulped at that sound… before he pulled a big lever. The machines began making that loud noise when it powers up, and suddenly I felt… warm… very warm… and ow! Something just bit me! OW! What is this machine doing!? Jumba kept laughing evilly and it was getting on my nerves. I didn't know how Mike was taking it but… then it all stopped suddenly… what did he do?
"Very interesting… I could use this…" Jumba muttered, looking at something.
"Use what? What did you do?" I demanded. "What just happened?!"
Jumba seem to be typing more stuff on that computer thing again. "Have taken sample of your and Experiment 631's mind control powers. These will come in very handy in future, I can tell."
This guy… is crazy… VERY crazy… but if he can remove that stupid spell- I don't want 631 to think he's my stupid mate!
Riz's POV
I could only watch in confusion as Jumba used that weird machine on them… although, other than Jayden and Mike's expressions of discomfort, they didn't appear to be harmed in any way. Jumba said, "You two are going to be big help for when Hamsterviel comes to Earth…"
My eyes widen, "Wait, Hamsterviel is coming!? W-why? When? How!?" I thought he was in space jail!
"Woah, woah, woah, wait just one moment!" Jayden interrupted. "Who said anything about us helping you guys!?"
"Jayden! I think it's obvious why we were sent here! To stop an alien invasion!" I called, feeling kind of proud I get to be useful for once in my life!
Jumba blinked. "...Pardon? I MADE you- you weren't sent any place!"
Mike chuckled nervously, cutel- SHEEPISHLY scratching the back of his head. "I-ignore her, she's a little... creative, from her illusions…"
I ignored him, "Jayden, you can't ignore it. Why else did that voice wanted us to be here? We probably can't leave this world unless we help them!"
"And what about Mike? Huh? He's different than us, WAY different!" Jayden frowned, crossing her arms defiantly.
"Mike isn't that different! He's just like us, stop insulting him like a big baby! You know what we must do!"
By now, Jumba started ignoring us, going back to his little mind control research… I may not have any mind controlling powers, but I'm not useless in these things, you know! My illusions are similar, too!
"...N-no, Jayden's right… I'm nothing like you two…" Mike spoke up, and when I looked at him, he still looked so upset… poor guy...what did Jayden have against him anyways?!
Before I could think anymore, I heard Lilo's voice… but she sounded a little bit older…
"Jumba! Come on, when are you finished? We need to have dinner, and I'm sure they're hungry. Every new Experiment you make are always hungry!" I stared at Lilo… she almost looks like… a teenager… how much time passed here, anyways?
"And why are you keeping them in a cage this time?" she groaned.
"You know the rule big girl set for us; if Experiments are just captured, keep them locked up until they are turned to good." Jumba grumbled. "Still think we should just keep evil… but she's scary when mad, even more so now that she's married!"
"W-wait, MARRIED!?" Mike blinked, surprised. "When did this happen?"
"Huh?" Jayden blinked, looking at Lilo in the doorway, studying her, before her mouth dropped open. "Wait…..THAT'S LILO?!"
Lilo blinked. "Uh… do you know me somehow? I know we tried to catch you a few years ago, but…" Hold on… Years? "Did-did you just say YEARS?" I asked in bewilderment.
"Well… I do remember a few unusual and unknown Experiments running loose a few years back but we never saw them again. They looked just like you if I remember right." she said to me.
T-That's impossible! …Unless… was time travel involved somehow? Jumba did have that time machine surfboard thing… But why would he send us to the past... or is this the future?
"Oy… Was hoping I wouldn't have to explain…" Jumba groaned. "Look… I froze you three in time for few years… Think it was five."
"You did WHAT?!" Jayden cried in shock. I just stared at Jumba, surprised.
"Wh-why!?"
Lilo looked mad, though. "Jumba! Why did you do that!? I mean, come on- you've done crazy things, and so have we! But THIS!? They're just like the rest of our ohana!"
Jumba shrugged, "I couldn't risk losing them again. And I had to set up proper equipment for precious Experiments… or at least for 629 and 631."
I glared… what… he doesn't find me precious or useful!? If I wasn't with Jayden and Mike, would he have left me frozen even longer!?
Lilo glared at that, though, furious. "JUMBA! Ugh.. Come on, we're taking you to Nani to explain yourself!"
Jumba paled. "A-at least let me put Experiments away first! I- OW! LITTLE GIRL!" He screamed in pain as Lilo grabbed him by the ear and dragged him out of the room.
Jayden sweatdropped, before glaring at the door. "How could he do that?!" she demanded. "It's like he controlled 5 years of our lives without us knowing! We're not some stupid toys he can just bring in and out of frozen time!"
Mike looked like he was about to faint or cry, though- and he couldn't decide on which emotion to show most. "F-five… years? T...that means…!" He looked even more upset, and I blinked- was I missing something? I mean I know it's bad we lost five years of our lives, but… he acts like it's the end of the world.
I sighed, looking at him from inside the cage "...Are you okay? What's wrong?"
He jumped, startled, before looking at me. "...O-oh, it's nothing… Wait, sorry… Let me open the cage for you…" His eyes glowed, and the cage door opened. I'll never get used to his teleknisis powers...
"Thanks…" I sighed. "... Does Jumba find me… useless?" both of their eyes widen at me.
"W-what!? N-no, of course not- and if he does, I don't at all!" Mike jumped down to hug me.
"What gave you that crazy idea, Riz?!" Jayden exclaimed, hopping down from the table too. "Of course you're not useless! And even if Jumba does think that, I'll beat the crap out of him myself for even THINKING such a thing!" She cracked her knuckles in annoyance.
"It's fine… really. I mean, I don't have any special mind controlling powers… like you guys… my illusions can only do so much anyway… I mean, all it does is make you see things that aren't really there… not much mind controlling there at all." Am I… am I getting jealous of them? That's not like me...
Mike frowned. "N-no, Riz… Please don't think that- you're my mate, you ARE special! So what if you don't have mind control? You can trick ANYONE you want… That's better than mind control!"
I shook my head, "Illusions are nothing but fake imagery, anyone can see through it… I am useless… like that… what was that Experiment that could only do something minimal? You know… Experiment 007, Gigi, who only barks to annoy people. And YOU Mike… you're still under your own delusion that you're our mates, which are you NOT."
"O-oh c'mon… Look- I won't use any of my control, and you ARE my mates, you two…" He sighed. I heard Jayden sighing in annoyance. "I see there's still something wrong with you." she muttered, whacking the back of Mike's head.
"Ow!" He teared up. "T-that hurt, Jay-Jay…"
I groaned, "You'd think after five long years of being frozen, that charm spell on him would've worn off…" I guess that proves that Jumba's right- that if you get around his immunity to mind control, it's even stronger…
"I WISH it wore off!" Jayden snapped. "He's even more annoying than usual!" Mike winced, sniffing as a tear went down his cheek.
"Jayden! Stop insulting him! He looks ready to break here." I hissed at her; why is Jayden always so rude to people anyway? "It's okay Mike, she's always like this with… boys."
Mike shook his head. "N-no, it's clear she hates me… W-what am I doing wrong?" He suddenly grabbed me by my chest fur and started shaking me! "W-what should I do!?"
I felt… a bit… um… jealous? Why? Maybe it's because I never got a boy to like me… is it because I'm ugly? Maybe there's something wrong with me… why does he like Jayden so much anyways? Is it because of her Charm?
Jayden grumbled. "Get off her, Mike!" She grabbed Mike by his shoulders and pulled him off me. "In case you didn't notice, she's not really in the mood." ...Was that why? Because she seems to despise him? Maybe guys are more into those who are hot and hard to get- or so I've heard from many, many sources… Maybe I should try that… but I'm not good at acting all mean and insulting… and he doesn't deserve that… still, if it works… I-I might as well try it if this keeps going…
I turned back to see Mike looking over at me. "... What?"
"...D-do you think I'm annoying too?" He looked so cu- er, vulnerable…
"No, not at all… but this isn't you. This is just Jayden's Charm taking hold of you… we need to turn you back." I said, hoping he doesn't take it the wrong way.
"W-wha- I'm not controlled… I just want you both to be my mates…"
I immediately shook my head, "You can only have one mate, and I'm sure that's not how you really feel."
Mike blinked, looking at me in confusion. "...W-what? Why wouldn't I love you both? And I don't wanna chose!"
"Awkward…" Jayden muttered under her breath, rocking back and forth on the balls of her feet.
I sighed… perhaps if I could get him and Jayden together, Jayden would be more willing to accept him? "Hey, if there's anyone you want to choose, pick Jayden." I said out of the blue… well, to them it was out of the blue.
"W-what?" Mike blinked. "I-I just said I don't wanna choose between you two…"
"WHAAAAT!? NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH HIM!"
I raised an eyebrow at her before showing her my claws, she gulped… she never liked shots. "If you don't try to get along, I'll make you two go on a date… whether through reality… or your worst nightmare illusion, your choice… Jay-Jay." I smirked.
Jayden blinked, before growling. "I've told you not to call me that, Rizzy." she growled in annoyance. "Besides, Experiments don't…" she paused. "...go on dates."
I smirked. "Stitch and Angel went on dates. Why not you two?"
Jayden glared, grumbling. "Because I DON'T LIKE HIM! He's annoying! We have NOTHING IN COMMON."
"You both like hypnotizing people to do your bidding. Besides, it's not to get you two into a relationship, it's to get you two to get along. We need to work together so we can go back home!" I snapped, starting to lose my patience with her. Jayden always seems to bring out the worst in me… why are we friends again?
Jayden grumbled something, crossing her arms. "We get along just fine…"
I pointed at the crying mess of the Experiment beside her, "You call making him cry with every word you say 'getting along'?" I raised an eyebrow at her.
Before Jayden could reply, Lilo and Jumba came back into the room, "Alright…" she looked at me, Jayden and Mike. "From now on… you will be named Luna." she pointed at me. "Because of your dark colors and the crescent moon on your forehead." then she pointed at Jayden. "You'll be called Charm, because of your sweet charm speaking abilities." Then finally she pointed to Mike. "And you will be called- uh…" She blinked. "...What's wrong? Why are you crying?"
She bent down to his level, but he pushed her away with Psychic. "I-it's nothing… J-just… what's my name...?"
Lilo looked surprised before she smiled as if coming up with an idea. "You are going to be Telekio."
"Telekio…?"
"Yeah, you know, like telekinesis but for a boy's name." she said, smiling, before frowning. "Now what's wrong?"
"I-I said it's nothing…" Mike, or now, Telekio, sniffed, turning away.
I sighed as I jumped up on the table and walked on the machine he was on, "Mi- I mean, Telekio, please stop crying… I want to see you smile again." I patted his back.
"..." He sighed. "Y-you don't understand… I'm not just crying because of Charm's words…" I blinked… Was this also why he looked so horrified when he learned about Jumba freezing us for five years? Why won't he just tell us?
"Then what? What is wrong?"
Jumba shook his head, "You can talk later- I need more time to cure charm out of 631's head..." He picked me up and put me down to the side before turning his attention on Jayden and Mike… Charm and Telekio… with Luna to the side… I hissed. I am not useless! I'll show him… I'll show them all…
Key2DestNE: … *sneakily walks out of a store, glancing around as he holds a bag close to him* …Better get back before they get suspicious…
DarkFoxKit: … *silently watching in the shadows* Is it for a family of his? I wonder what he bought… it sure looks kinda… big? Nah… maybe medium… Somewhere around there...
FanFictionLover13: *pops out of the shadows, glomping Key* HEY! WHO'S THE GIFT FOR, KEY?!
DarkFoxKit: Idiot! *hisses, also walking out of the shadows*
Key2DestNE: WAH! *nearly drops box, trying to get Fiction off* G-guys!? Y-you saw me go in there!? ...Please tell me you didn't see what I got…
FanFictionLover13: *deadpans* If I knew, would I ask?
DarkFoxKit: Jayden… really has… horrible stealth… Well Mike, if it's just a present for some special occasion, I don't see why you feel you should hide from us about it.
FanFictionLover13: *mutters* I wasn't trying to be stealthy….*Fox glares at her*
Key2DestNE: ...E-er, well… *chuckles nervously* You see, I, uh… *fumbles for words, before trying to dash away. He trips, though, spilling out a box, which Fiction snatches up* D-don't open it, please!
DarkFoxKit: *Puts her hand over Fiction's* Respect his wishes Fiction. You shouldn't pry into other people's private gifts. It's not meant for us.
FanFictionLover13: Weeeeeeeeell…...nah! *opens box* Besides, we're his friends! *pulls out… a shiny Zorua statue?*
Key2DestNE: ...That was WHY I hid it from you guys… *grumbles, standing up* It was supposed to be a surprise for …Fox.
FanFictionLover13: *confused* Why? What's the special occasion? *turns to Fox* …..I didn't forget your birthday again, did I?
DarkFoxKit: ...
Key2DestNE: Not for that… It was for something happening in around a month- I didn't want her to think I was getting anything for her, so I was trying to get it early…
DarkFoxKit: But we're just friends… you didn't have to get me anything…
Key2DestNE: ...I know… but still, it's the anniversary of when we first met- I wanted to be nice!
FanFictionLover13: *pouts* Man, I feel horrible! I should've gotten Fox something for our anniversary too! It was the beginning of September! Only a few weeks ago!
DarkFoxKit: But Fiction… we didn't really get anything for each other… is it really necessary? *sigh* But… um… *puts the statue back in the box, carefully* I think this belongs in the box until then.
Key2DestNE: Right… the surprise is more or less ruined- but I was gonna add some special things to it, so… *sighs* Well… I suppose we could erase your memory of it!
DarkFoxKit: … We better go, we've been on here long enough, the readers must find it annoying. We can discuss this on another story.
FanFictionLover13: *scoffs* This is more of a roleplay than an author's note…
Key2DestNE: Oh be quiet, you're just jealous! *smirks*
DarkFoxKit: … *tilts head*
FanFictionLover13: Of….not having a gift? We haven't even had our anniversary yet! That's in like January or February or something!
Key2DestNE: …. *deadpan* I meant of getting Fox a present. Let's just end this!
DarkFoxKit: *whispers to readers only* Does he… like me? Or am I just taking it the wrong way? … Whatever, you guys don't care, just review.