I got a lot of love for the first chapter! Thank you soooo much! Okay I don't own anything. I actually wish I was a little Spanish along with being Mexican! Yay Puss in Boots! ENJOY!

Puss in Boots Pov

I quickly came in my house. I flopped on my bed. Shrek and Donkey should not know about Kitty. Then they will want to meet her and they will make fun of me just like I made fun of them! Its ok Kitty only said she'll be here for a little bit so that shouldn't be to hard. I need a nap. I curled into a ball and went fast asleep.

Morning

I awoke groaning. I fell of my bed and dragged myself to the kitchen. I poured myself some leche (milk) and fish. After I ate I went to my work out room. Kitty will probably want to challenge me so I better stay fit. After my usual routine and personal hygine I went to Shrek's house. As I came in everybody was staring at me. "Umm can I help you?" I asked. "Soo Puss what are you doing later?" Donkey asked. "Oh me? You know I am going to be busy doing... my stuff" I replied. "Really maybe we can help!" Shrek said. "Oh no need" I said. "Why are you acting all nervous?" Gingy asked. "Me nervous?" I asked. "Yeah are you hiding something?" Pinochio asked. "No I am not!" I said. I felt some thing on my hat. "Martin where are you" one of the blind mice called. I grabbed it but it wasn't in my hand."How about we do something now" I suggested. "What should be do?" Gingy asked. "I don't know any ideas?" Shrek asked. "Lets go swimming!" Pinochio asked. I glared at him. "Oh oh I know I know! Lets play cards!" Donkey said. This is going to be a long day!

Later

I was finally going to see Kitty and get my money back. I quietly sneaked out of my house and into the woods. I came to the same place I was yesterday. Where is Kitty. I turned around and saw her jump from a tree. "Hello Puss" Kitty said. "First off all give my my money" I said. "You'll get it don't worry mi amor (my love)" Kitty said circling me as her tail brushed against me. "I like your sword" she said as she had my sword in her paws. I reached for my sword but it wasn't their. "Hmm care for a re match?" I asked. "Oh your on!" Kitty said. I grabbed my sword from her and the fight started. I swung at her but she reflected it. My sword swished up and down but I could not make her drop hers. We ended up fighting side ways on a tree. "You might as well give up for you are no match for Puss in Boots!" I said. Next thing I knew she made me drop my sword. "What was that about giving up?" she asked. I put my paws up and nervously laughed. "Oh look theirs no guitar this time" Kitty laughed. "Are you still mad about that?" I asked.

"So do you give up Puss?" Kitty asked. "Nope I can still run!" I said running away. Kitty chased me around the forest up and down trees. "Face it Kitty I was always faster than you" I yelled. "Thats what you think ginger" Kitty replied. Then she pounced on me and we were in an akward position. "Meow" I purred. She leaned in for a kiss. I had the stange feeling that someone was watching us.

Donkey Pov

I kept watch for when Puss left. I saw him open and close his door. "Shrek! Shrek! He's leaving!" I called out. "Alright Donkey that'll be enough" Shrek said. We followed Puss but we kept our distance from him. Then he was just standing in the forest. "What is he doing?" I whispered. "I think he's just standing their" Shrek said. "Is that his secret? He likes to stand in the woods? Lets leave" I said. "Wait look" he said. I turned and saw a girl black cat. "Who is that?" I asked. "Shut up and we'll find out" Shrek said. "Hello Puss" she said. After hearing them talk they were sword fighting. "Do you think Puss and her are..." I suggested. "No they might just be siblings" he said. Then we saw them in an akward position. Then Puss and the girl kissed but we couldn't see because Puss' hat was in the way. "Oh yeah their definatly siblings" I said. She got off him. "Adios Puss see you tomorrow if you want your hat back" the girl said before leaving. Puss felt that his hat wasn't their. "Donkey lets go before Puss finds us!" Shrek said.

We ran to the house and found Pinochio, Gingy, the 3 little pigs, and the blind mice their. "Shh guys keep quiet until Puss comes" I said. "Why?" Pinochio asked. "Becuase Puss has a girlfriend" Shrek replied. Then Puss came in with a goofy smile. We all grinned at him. "Umm hi" Puss said. "How was your walk in the woods?" the 3 little pigs asked. "Nice good" he replied. "When can we meet her?" the wolf asked. "Meets who?!" Puss asked. "The girl you were tongue wrestling with!" I blurted out. "I don't know who or what your talking about!" Puss said. "Wheres your hat?" Gingy asked. "Oh u-um I left it here" he shrugged. "No you akways take it!" the pigs said. Then their was a knock on the door. Puss opened it. "Here's your hat" the girl said putting it on him. Everybody stared at them. "Maldita sea!" Puss muttered.

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