This is just my randomness.
Many Things Link Should Not Do
I shouldn't break others pots.
But it's fun…
And they hide stuff in there…
I shouldn't question NiceHatShippers.
…What's a "Shipper?"
What's that, Princess? It's what now?
…I should not ask the princess to repeat herself…
I should not break into castles.
…People ask me to…
I shouldn't ask where all the stuff I had in the Wind Waker went in Phantom Hourglass
I shouldn't get myself wrapped in others business.
I should not ask why the Giant's Knife is so fragile.
I should not wonder why Forest Water spoils so fast.
Twenty minutes is fast…
I should not have feelings for so many girls.
Ruto, Saria, Medli, Ilia, Midna, the princess, Marin…. (rambles)
I should not question why Ruto said we were engaged
Well, excuuuuse me, princess, but I really don't know.
I shouldn't snide "well, excuuuuse me, princess…"
I shouldn't wonder how people break all powerful relics.
…Is there some kind of trick?
I shouldn't question how I created three time planes.
I shouldn't ask why there are so many of me.
I should not ask how Zora became Rito.
Medli, what's evolution?
I should know what evolution is…
I shouldn't ask where my parents are.
Seriously, where are they?
Sorry, Great Deku Tree…
I shouldn't ask why I'm so quiet and always let others do the talking.
I prefer it that way…
I shouldn't ask how rain created a whole sea.
What's that, King Daphenes? The Gods' wills?
I shouldn't wonder why I was cut from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.
…What's Mario and Luigi?
A video game? What's that?
I shouldn't ask what a video game is…
I shouldn't wonder why there's no dungeon for Nayru's pearl in the Wind Waker.
I shouldn't wonder what happened to Skyloft.
I shouldn't go to bed with boots on.
I shouldn't wear skirts.
For your information, it's a long tunic, not a skirt.
I shouldn't jump off cliffs.
It works almost every time though…
I shouldn't do a summersault with a sword in my hand.
That works too…
I shouldn't borrow something for a day then keep it for months.
I shouldn't beat up Cucoos.
Unless I want to die…
I shouldn't wonder how I was turned into a wolf.
Twilight? What was that Midna?
I shouldn't wonder how I can go so long with no sleep when I'm supposedly not a morning person.
I don't like mornings…
I shouldn't wonder how Zelda tuned herself into a guy.
Well, excuuuse me, princess, but that's still beyond freaky.
I shouldn't wonder how the Triforce of Wisdom changed Tetra's skin tone.
King Daphenes quit rambling about blood and power of the Gods!
I shouldn't wonder where all the music comes from?
What's that, Medli? Who on earth is Koji Kondo?!
I shouldn't wonder who Koji Kondo is…
I shouldn't wonder how the Master Sword lost the Skyward Strike ability after the events of Skyward Sword.
Okay, who came up with these names for strings of events?
I shouldn't ask what Nintendo is…
I shouldn't wonder how a sword can spilt someone in four.
Ezlo, I know what elements are.
I shouldn't wonder how Zant turned Midna into an imp.
Midna, what was that about Ganondorf? Ganondorf turned you into an imp?!
I should pay more attention in flashbacks…
I shouldn't question how Agahenim can be beaten with a bug net.
That guy is so puny…
I shouldn't question what a glitch is.
I don't get it.
I shall never question programming…
I shouldn't lift a sword with a pumpkin on it above my head.
Because it may fall off.
That would hurt.
But I never seem to care if I get hurt…
I shall never sleep with a Kremling.
That's a recipe for death.
I shouldn't wonder why all the keys look exactly the same.
What was that about the developers wanting consistency?
Who are the developers?
I shouldn't ask who the developers are…
I shouldn't wonder why there are three versions of me in the Super Smash Brothers series.
I also shouldn't wonder why people favor one version over the other.
And why people call Toon me "Toony"
I shouldn't wonder how I can speak Hylian in the Second Quest but not in the first.
What's the Second Quest?
What was that about a reward?
I'll stop asking these questions…
I'll never ask Carver to watch him carve a figureine. EVER.
I shouldn't imprison rabbits
I shouldn't question how I can play any instrument I touch
For those who don't know NiceHatShipping is Link and Ash (y'know the idiot from the Pokémon Anime). I dunno why.