Now for another Lucky Star x OHSHC with a really different one: Konata Izumi and Kyoya Ootori, I apologize for whatever OOCness is present, very sorry but enjoy! :3

Chapter 1: Cosplay Host?
Won't you take me by the hand?
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you

I'm with you-Avril Lavigne

Konata smiled her trademark cat-grin as she anxiously waited in line, after all Comiket only comes around once a year; this time Konata would be considerate about her friends since the last time Kagami and Tsukasa got lost and frustrated with the heavy crowds and endless lines. It was somewhat lonely but Konata didn't notice, her heads were often up in the clouds unless something interesting just happened to come across her mind. Such as Comiket right now.

"All right I'm that close" Konata thought as she examined the other people in line next to her; everyone looked about ready to just march on in there, even readying themselves up to run. "Wow, this'll be just like Hunger Games book Kagami was talking to me about once… a fight to the death..!" Konata herself prepared for her turn to get in.

The man up front announced that soon she and the rest of the people get to enter. "10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1..!" Konata almost dashed inside along with the others not far behind her but she was too quick for them and managed to get in line first and buy up as much books as she could, with loads of money in her hand that she had been saving up for this particular event. Just like every other one.

"I'd like to buy these 3 please." Konata said to the saleswoman, three books of the newest manga. "That'll be 4000 yen please." "Here you go." "Thank you very much!"

Konata put her bought goods into her bag and then bought out two extra rolls of money and into her wallet, and then she checked her phone that read 8:30 am. "All right I'm locked and loaded now I'm onto the next point under the next hour or two." Thought a very determined and passionate Konata Izumi, the greatest otaku in all of Japan.

2 hours later:

Kyoya Ootori had no idea how he got himself in this mess, aside from the fact that his idiot friend Tamaki Suoh somehow dragged him along and the rest of the host club to this, this, ridiculous event. For one the crowds were suffocating and the lines were overwhelming. On top that since the disturbed him from his slumber and was too groggy to get all of his things including his phone, wallet and anything else important. This was that commoner market incident ALL over again. Except there's no way Haruhi would show up to a convention like this so he couldn't depend on her this time; he got lucky last time and he didn't count on getting lucky this time. Needless to say he was NOT in a good mood. At all…

"Mi-mirakuru- mikurunrun…" Konata hummed as she began to stroll along, not exactly paying attention to where she was going until she crashed in something, or better said someone. "Whoops." Was all Konata had to say and then her expression changed from disoriented to worried "Oh thank god you're okay!" Kyoya groaned from the crash but that just pissed him off even more than he already was, "Huh?"

Konata picked up all the new merchandise that she brought and put them all back in her shopping cart, "All my stuff's okay, yay..!"

Kyoya nearly lost his fuse, this girl just happened to bump into him and she's only worried about her things, typical commoners. "Oh, hey man sorry about that." She said suddenly realzing that there was someone in front of her. He glared at her his trademark glare that he used to intimidate the hell out of the other hosts. Konata looked scared for a minute, that kind of glare almost reminding her of a certain fire-breathing tsundere she knew and loved. But then she brushed it off. "You got sleepies in your eyes." Was all she had to say.

He growled and got up, having enough of this girl. Konata then noticed that this guy she just bumped into was…extremely handsome. As Kyoya began to walk away from her, he sped up his pace, getting the feeling he was being followed. Scratch that he was being followed because the same blue-haired girl was now walking right next to him. "Creepy little girl…" He muttered under his breath, he was always at his rudest when he didn't sleep, nor when he didn't have his things with him.

"Hey there man, sup?"

"What do you want?"

"Just saying hi and that wow what a way to meet huh? I mean that stuff only happens in manga and anime."

"Leave me alone."

"Technically I can't cuz in a place like this we're not really alone aren't we?" Konata raised an eyebrow and grinned at him whilst he just twitched his own eyebrow. "I said leave me alone." He said placing emphasis this time.

"You know I came here alone, all my friends couldn't really handle it either their first time, so I take it you're a first timer too? And that you're lost?"

"One: I don't care, 2: no, 3: no and 4: Go. Away."

"Geez, someone's a -pants…"

He said nothing and kept walking but after 10 minutes he noticed the same girl still walking besides him; Kyoya nearly snapped. "Look I already told you to go away did I not make that clear?!"

"Hm? What are you talking about? I'm going over there to buy some new stuff." Konata said as she walked ahead of him and into the line where they were selling new 'Haruhi Suzumiya' merchandise. He dropped the grump for a bit, so she wasn't following him. This time… he walked off before she got back. He looked back a few times to ensure she was still there, she was buying quite a lot...

"Think I lost her." He thought as he kept walking and then turned around to see the face of the short, greened-eye girl. "Hi." She said simply with a cheeky grin.

He sighed, "You're not going to leave me alone aren't you?"

"I wouldn't say that just that um... I noticed a few things about you…"

"Oh really? Like what?" He rolled his eyes.

"Yup. Nice clothes. Oh and nice hair by the way, what did you do with it, just wake up and keep it all natural?" she teased, earning a sneer from him. "Cuz, thing is I do the same thing every day. Oh another thing. I had no idea."

"What?"

"That you were cosplaying to show."

"What are you talking about?"

"You're not even cosplaying are you? You're the real deal. And I'm talking about your face, and your height oh most of all the glasses. I noticed." She said nodding. He looked at her confused for once, he literally had no idea what this crazy girl was talking about. "I get it… Host…" She whispered to him. He was almost surprised, but how did a commoner like her know that, maybe she heard of them?

"I just want to tell you man, that I think that's a great thing you do. I mean really, that must be a fascinating experience. I don't know where exactly you host at, but I totally like the idea of it and I respect the hell out of you."

"Thank you very much, but what proof do you have exactly?" He asked, just slightly flattered by this girl's marvel of him.

"The proof is right here. Name's Konata." She grinned at him. He simply stared at her and noticed that she had a cat-smile. "Hello Konata-san…"

Oh crap.

It hit him.

This girl

is

an otaku...