Mood: So-So

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Just been tired and freaking out about the fact, according ta Prussia, I apparently made out with France. But, right now, my author is at Alfred's trying ta see if there is security footage of that night.

I'm going ta kill myself now.

Greece's Kitty

Incest is gross. My friend doesn't even watch Hetalia and she paired France with Italy. I'm just like, 'DUDE THAT'S INCEST. WE CAN'T HAVE BIG BROTHER FRANCE RAPING ITALY, DAMMIT!' Except it had way more curses. And this happened in school.

Ya know they really aren't siblings, right? France says he's everyone's big brother. And Italy believes everything people tell him.

2P England

Ello again Ireland!

Yup! I've already packed my stuff, so I should be there soon! Hehe, I'm glad it makes you so happy! Haha, that sounds like a lot of fun! Well...if he knew I was going over to your house, he would probably come over and try to get rid of me or something! So we can't let him know that I'm coming over!

Yay! A guest! *smiles*

If my brother tries ta come over here, he'll get hit with a guitar. I think ya are safe. Hrm... Ya know, I can't really call ya England, so what should I call ya?

xXxXLupicideXxXx (along with Prussia)

Lupi: *smashed* Oh. My. (censored). GOD! YES! Roddy needs to have Vash's (censored) babies! *looks at Muse's junk* Holy (censored), that is awesome! And I've seen Gil (censored)! Can I touch it!? I wanna touch it!

Prussia: *holding back Lupi from Muse* NEIN! Was die Holle isht unawesomely wrong with you!? *blushing hard at the censored comment*

Lupi: Aww! But Giiiiiiiil-! I wanna lick it! I wanna put that (censored) in my mouth, and suck it hard until he (censored)! And I wanna pull away at the last minute so that the (censored) drips off of my lips and cheek, and I can wipe it off and suck it off of my fingers! Then I wanna pick him up, turn him around against the wall and (censored) him HARD! *bites lip at dirty thoughts*

Prussia: *pales* 'O.o Ja, you've unawesomely had waaaaay too much to drink!

Lupi: *nuzzles into Prussia* Though I guess (censored) 5 meters wouldn't be so (censored) either... *nips and licks at neck while pressing into*

Prussia: *blushing bright red* Oh, Holle NEIN! *starts to go weak at knees, before pushing Lupi away und running off to find West and Germania who are better at dealing with Lupi when drunk.*

0.0 I don't want ta see this. Please rip out my eyes. I'm not into watching gay porn here!

Lupi, ya sure ya aren't homosexual? Or Bi? A-and please stop molesting m- Prussia!

Logan

Sure. Have a four-leafed clover. I was talking to romano today and he was all drunk.

So... How was your new year?

Fuck ya. Not funny.

France

Ciar mon cher! *rose aura* To be able to be a friend of the très bien me, you should be happy, non?

Hey Lupi! *pants* May Onii-chan join you and Gilly?

If ya tell me what happened on New Years, I'll be happier. :)

... Is it possible for ya ta be less perverted Francis? Or at least less sex crazy?

Nyo!Italies

Fem!Roma: Dammit! I was hoping you would remember something... I don't remember shit either... Hopefully nothing bad happened...

Fem!Italy: And hopefully no one recorded the whole thing or took pictures and posted them on Facebook or some other social networking website! *smiles innocently* Because sorella says that would be REALLY bad! *giggles*

Fem!Roma: Feli, if you jinxed it, I swear I'll-

Fem!Italy: *ignore* I saw you Ireland! Ve, you were acting really weird! And you did go to one of America's guest rooms with someone, but I don't know who. It was a guy, I think. And Lovi was with someone too! And I think someone recorded the party, though I can't remember who either, ve!

Fem!Roma: Why does no one know what happened!? ;A; And this fucking hangover isn't helping, dammit!

Erm... Swirly is trying ta find some security tapes. But that may not be a very safe idea... She loves having some blackmail.

... Don't see any pictures on facebook or tumbler at least...

Not sure if I would prefer a guy or a girl though. I was drunk, so... Ugh. Oh, and I think Romano was with Prussia. Don't kill either of them, pretty sure they were drunk as well.

Bye for now! 2P's, Nyotalia, other nations, states, territories, and humans are all welcome ta comment. I wouldn't want ta hurt anyone's feelings.