5A/N; Hey we're back with another chapter of From Orphans to Akatsuki. Lobo fox speaking here I want to tell all of you peoples who didn't review that I'm going to find you and give you a slow but, horrible; painful death ! (Maniactic laughter fills the room). So please review :3. Okay so here's another word from our sponsor the one the only…. Kyuubi
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Everyone in the room; "Oh my fucking Janshin/kami/god!" they did not see that coming. O/ . \o - Itachi's what the fuck face
(Celestia, Lobo fox, Hidan, and Arisia all face palm)
Me; Oy you weren't supposed to tell them you ass hole!
Kyuubi; Wahhh! You made me cry! You big meanie.
Lobo fox; err… ooookkkkaaaayyyy. So as I said before, I hope you enjoy my chapter.
Note to readers;
("Hey" white Zetsu
"Hey" black Zetsu)
Disclaimer; By the way I do not and shall not ever own Naruto.
From Orphans to Akatsuki
Last time, on this damn ass fanfiction (story) ;P.
"This is where I live.'' She said opening the oak door, doing this bright light poured out momentarily blinding both of them.
Chapter 2; ''Home sweet home?''
After a couple of seconds the glare died down and they were able to see what was inside.
"Damn I've got to dim the lights whenever I leave, that fucking hurt like hell. Right Hidan-kun?'' she said rubbing her eyes.
'' yeah, you should, so this is what it's like on the inside? It looked like a fucking plain rock from outside.'' After a moment he said, '' where are we going to sleep?''
Celestia turned on her heel and looked at Hidan.
'' we are going to sleep on beds of course.'' She said as though this was the most obvious thing in the world.
"What do you mean by 'beds'?'' he said looking around, " I don't see any beds around here at all.''
Celestia put her hand in her pocket and pulled out crimson red scroll. Biting her thumb she opened it only a little and smeared some blood on it. In a puff of smoke two Twin sized beds appeared next to her. They had two long pillows and a cover. She pointed at one and then at Hidan. He walked over to her and looked down at the bed.
"So we're going to sleep in a while right?'' he asked uncertainly.
She nodded her head and jumped into her bed. She put her hands behind her head and closed her eyes.
Err okay so I guess it is bed time, right? Hidan thought before getting into bed.
Time skip; two weeks later.
Hidan and Celestia became closer after staying with each other for the past weeks. They are currently walking, hand in hand, in a field outside of Konaha.
(Hey I'll tell you people one thing so keep in mind that…they are dating.)
(Yeah you mention that sis. By the ways ppl I will re update my other fic soon so please be patient. Thanks. Now back to the hellhole.. I mean Konaha. :3)
Neither of them noticed a group of dark figures approaching them. The one that seemed to be the leader pointed his finger at them and nodded his/her head. Acting on cue two people that were behind the leader jumped into the air, over the leader, and dashed to where Hidan and Celestia were walking.
"Hey you two are going down!'' said a kid with long blonde hair.
(P.s. Deidara is a girl muahahaha I'm so evil :3)
"Um… Deidara we aren't here to fight. We're here to invite them to join Akatsuki, remember Dei-Chan?'' said another kid with tomato colored hair.
"Err. Who are you and why so you want us to join your shit group… I mean organization?!'' asked Hidan. o
Suddenly more people came from the bushes. A kid with long black hair and stiches on his face and body, a girl with marine blue hair, and a guy with many piercings and orange hair. There was also a boy with a Venus fly trap around his body (has green hair and black skin with a white side or white skin with a black side), and a boy that was literarily blue and looked like a fish(carries a sword rapped in bandages *cough-Sama-cough-hada-cough*).
"Cause we need more members and thought that you didn't like your village. Besides we're all orphans here. Do you want to join us?" said mister too many piercings my ass… I mean leader.
Celestia looked at Hidan and then nodded her head. Hidan turned and looked at them for a moment and then said, "Okay, fine we'll join you.''
The leader nodded his head in approval, then beckoned them to follow them. Celestia and Hidan kept a close eye on them while they were walking together. After a while they both became bored. So Celestia walked over to the blue haired girl.
"Hey where are we going?'' she asked.
"Home." She said plainly.
(With Hidan)
"Oy, what's your name eh?'' he said to stitches… I mean, yeah, stitches.
"The names Kakuzu, the blue headed girl is Konan, plant man is Zetsu, fish is Kisame, piercings is leader-sama or Pein/pain, blonde is Deidara, and tomato head is Sasori. What are your names?'' he said in response.
"I'm Hidan and that's Celestia.'' Hidan said in an expressionless voice.
"Whoa! Why so blue kid, are you ok?''
"No, not really, I was sitting in the rain last night and it was my birthday. So that means that I got hung over.''
"…. Okay.'' Kakuzu said while sweat dropping.
At the cave of hell… I mean Akatsuki base.
They arrived at a cave blocked by a large boulder like the secret passage at the Hokage monument. Seeing this Celestia ran through some hand seals then slammed her hand on the rock, nothing happened.
"Whoa, girl you don't need a jutsu to get in you know.'' said Deidara placing her hand on Celestia's shoulder.
"Then how do we get in?''
"Easy, you put on one of these rings then you walk through the door. Duh.''
"Oh.''
"Um…. Leader-sama I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, Where's Tobi?'' said the cannibalistic man eating plant.
"We didn't Konan, Right?'' said leader
"….."
"Crap." He said making a _ like face. "Due to us leaving Tobi at the base by himself, I declare that we should beat the living crap out of him if there's anything missing, broken, etc. So now we should go inside."
"I swear if he found my money again and spent it on poky and any sugary treats I'm going to kill him.'' Kakuzu said, evil aura surrounding him.
Most people, except Hidan and Celestia, moved away from Kakuzu.
"Um….. So do we go inside or what, guys… guys! Crap I think Kakuzu made them lose it." Said fishy man.
He stood in front of the others with Samahada in hand and banged it against the hardened rocks. Most of the group freaked out and screamed like little girls *cough Pein cough*. They calmed down and looked at Kisame.
"Really, Kisame, really?'' asked Sasori
"….. Yeah."
Sighing he said, "Just to make this clear. I did nothing!''
After handing them they're assigned rings Pein placed his hand on the rock then walked right through it, cool! The others followed suit until it was only Hidan, Celestia, and Kisame left outside.
"Let's go in.'' the shark- man hybrid thing said.
( I am so mean to people aren't I? ;3)
After nodding they're heads they walked towards the rock and disappeared inside.
Inside they saw….. Rocks, rocks, and let me see, more damn rocks.
"Errrrr Kisame, what the fuck is it with the damn rocks?''
"We're in a cave Hidan so there is supposed to be rocks."
"Oh.''
Time skip; twenty minutes later
After a while of walking the group began to tire. They had to drag Deidara, Kakuzu (lazy ass), and Kisame (something about fish out of water and dehydration) when they saw it.
Yes, it. The one, the only mentally retarded Akatsuki member (makes you wonder why they let him join), the… Tobi.
"There he is, get him!" said Leader-sama
After many hours of interrogation, cursing that is way too colorful for this T-rated fic, and random chaos Pein walked up to them. (Tobi was gagged and tied upside down, I blame Kakuzu, poor Tobi, because Tobi is a good boy.)
He said, "Sorry about that… I guess welcome home.''
They both sweat dropped at his comment.
A/N; wow another chapter done so what do think. For Tobi fans that part was messed up right? So plz review, oh and also, R&R cause I'm working on yet another chap as we speak.
Flames, criticism, and ideas are welcome.
Bye,
Ja Ne.