5A/N; HEY! Lobo Fox with yet another chapter of my fic. Also just so you know i spent a whole three hours, three hours to type this fucking story so i expect reviews if none then no cookie or hot cocoa for you. There's going to be an important note at the end of this fic for you so make sure that you read it. ! It is very important! :(
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Disclaimer; i don't own Naruto or the Hidan show and i never will so meh.
Okay so as i said before on with Th... HOLY CRAP ICHIGO IS HUGGING HIS HALLOW SELF IN MY AUTHORS ROOM IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! GET THE FUCKING HELL OUT DAMN IT!
Now then on with this damn ass story.
From Orphans to Akatsuki
Celestia and Hidan stayed with the Akatsuki for the night and were still awake.
"Hey Celestia i don't think that we should trust Kakuzu with our money.
"Why not?'' she asked
"Because he'll jack all our money. Oh yeah, I think that he's fucking a rag doll."
"Uhm... why the fucking hell do you think that he's a fucking ass rag doll... Oh yeah the stitches." she said looking over her albino friend's shoulder.
After a few moments Celestia's eyes began to droop until she closed them completely and was sound asleep.
The next day
"Okay fellow Akatsuki members we have two new recruits to our family so be nice... or else." he said, he created thunder in the background to emphasize the or else part the damn prick._
(SCREW YOU PEIN/PAIN, YOUR SUCH A SON OF A (my sis knocks me upside the head) OW WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU DAMN ASS...)(Static fills the screen)_
*We are currently on break do to my sis Lobo Fox yelling so many colorful swear words that are not appropriate for a t-rated fic. (Imagine the music that happens when you go in a Pokémon center if you don't then screw you. You don't know what it sounds like then go to Game Stop and buy one.) Okay we're good now so on with the story.*
(HEHEHE SORRY PEOPLES I SORT OF GOT CARRIED AWAY… NOW YOU KNOW WHY I'M A DAMN ASS HIDAN FAN WE TALK THE SAME SOMETIMES. NOW ON WITH THE STORY *sorry for tall font I'm being gagged right now and trying to talk through it… DAMN YOU ARISIA!*
"Hey Leader right? Where the hell is Tobi?" Hidan said
"….""Crap! Change of plans Akatsuki. Reason why is Tobi is missing so yeah."
Many disagreements later the Akatsuki went in groups of two.
Team 1. Kakuzu and Zetsu
Team 2. Hidan and Celestia
Team 3. Konan and Pein/Pain
Team 4. Kisame's team (which is only him by himself) goes with Hidan's team.
Team 5 Deidara and Sasori
After getting their weapons (all of Hidan's and Celestia's supplies came from Pein/Pain) and gear they set off to find their retarded teammate.
With Kakuzu and Zetsu
"Hey plant man where do you think he is?''
"He is most likely at a toy store or Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.''
(Note to readers; black Zetsu is in bold white Zetsu isn't)
"Then to toys r us it is."
"….." Both Zetsu sweat drop
With Deidara and Sasori
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there'' Deidara was interrupted by her tomato headed partner.
"Damn it brat we are not there yet and we'll get there when we get there!''
"….."
Ten minutes later
"Danna are we there yet?''
This is going to be a long day he thought.
With leader and Konan
"Let's go to the mall."
"No."
"But I need new shoes and clothes.''
"What happened to the stuff I got you last time?"
"I WANT CLOTHES!'' Konan said making hand seals for a Kaiton jutsu.
"OKAY, OKAY! Fine.''
"Yes!'' she said happily skipping around.
With Hidan, Kisame and Celestia
"I'm bored!''
"Me too!''
"I have an idea.'' The two other figures listen to the voice that sounds like it belongs to a female, "Let's prank the others. Hidan do you remember the one with the neon pink paint?''
The one named Hidan nods his head in remembrance.
"What happened then?'' the one that looks like a shark said.
"We'll tell you later. Now let's get some dumb asses.'' Celestia says making her hand into a fist.
After getting the needed supplies which included
Three buckets of neon pink paint
A lot of ninja wire
A Venus fly trap plant
Some art figurines
A puppet (the horror) *I'm really am scared of puppets ever since Kankuro used Sasori as a puppet shiver __*
Paper Mache (with an origami kit)
Black piercings
Twenty dollars
And a plush cuddly (That's what I call stuffed animals got a problem. Deal.)
After setting up the trap which caused the paint to fall they hid.
"Give me your ring Kisame'' he hands her the ring with trembling fingers (with anticipation) she calls the others to their spot saying that she found Tobi.
After making sure that they would come she hung up.
Twelve minutes later
"They're here so be quiet that means you Kisame."
Kisame pouted then looked over at the field.
A few seconds later seven figures emerged from the trees. (The seventh was far out of sight)
Seeing the items askew on the ground they all ran to see what they were. Each one saw something that sparked their interest and picked it up.
Suddenly pink contents spilled all over them.
"The hell….'' A scream could be heard all through the forest "Oh my God! It is pink the horror!'' Deidara said screaming bloody murder.
"Oh no! Tobi's mask is pink and pink is an evil pedophile color someone help Tobi!'' said the orange/pink now masked idiot. Konan looks at him with red eyes then starts to beat the crap out of him.
Every one present sweat drops with the exception of Tobi and Konan.
At the entrance of hell… I mean the Akatsuki base.
The tired out members get washed up and go to bed. Tobi is sleeping upside down because of Sasori. So it is really a regular night for them. Hidan and Celestia laugh themselves to sleep because thanks to them and Kisame one of the Akatsuki has bright neon pink hair (*****Pein/pain*****snicker)
A/N; hey peoples okay so here's the message that I was making such a big deal about. It's mainly for the fanfiction writers that are reading this story. You know that there are these kids who keep telling you to delete your stories well when and if they tell you to say, SCREW YOU BITCHES! Then you ignore them okay. Another thing if I don't get any, you know, reviews then I don't feel loved so no story then. You see that button that says review, it isn't for decoration. Well maybe it is cause it's shiny and some type of blue and uhmmm… never mind just review or Pm me so yeah.
Until next chapter,
Ja Ne
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