AN: This idea has been running around in my head for days now. When I heard Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer it on the radio I could not resist this NCIS version.

Tony Got Run Over by a Reindeer

As song by Timothy McGee

I said "No you didn't. You didn't mention nothing about... ... ...
Well...yeah you pretty much got it all. I mean Tony and of course the
the team and getting drunk and run over by heavy machinery and..."

Well since I needed the money I felt obliged to include it on this record.

And it goes a little something like this:

Tim: Tony got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from the crime scene Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Abby, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left her medication,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Tim: Tony got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from the crime scene Christmas Eve.
(On his way home)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Abby, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of Gibbs,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with Tobias Fornell.

It's not Christmas without Tony.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

Tim: Tony got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from the crime scene Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Abby, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in Gibbs head.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."

R: Tony got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from the crime scene Christmas Eve.
(Minding his own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for me and Abby, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Oh
As for me and Abby, we believe.
(We believe in Santa Claus.)