3Hai Guys!
This is my very first crack one-shot fiction! I honestly couldn't keep a straight face when I wrote this, I hope you laugh just as much.
Without further adieu, I give you...
...I will NEVER drink again...
...Part One...
Everything was spinning...
He realized he should never have challenged Rangiku to a drinking contest...Shuhei has warned him; He should have listened!
"Damn Rangiku.." He groaned.
He slowly sat up trying not to vomit from the hangover. He opened his eyes a little more adjusting to the brightness. "Where am I?" He said utterly confused. A tiny, bubbly voice answered him cheerily, scaring the wits out of him; "You're in Kenny's office Tattoos, you're on his desk, and just so you know...Your Hoo-Hoo is showing!" Renji jumped to an upright position quickly covering his exposed genitalia seeing that the little pink monstrosity was laying on the office floor one hand covering her eyes and the other holding her midsection as she died of laughter.
"How did I get here? And why the hell am I naked?!" Renji shouted. Yachiru had tears streaming from beneath her hand as her laughing fit continued and she hiccupped out her response; "Lieutenant Big Boobs snuck you in here after you passed out at the sake bar. I let her in and she left with your clothes!" She paused trying to catch her breath before she finished, "She thought it would be hilarious for Kenny to find you...Which he will in 3, 2,...1."
At that moment the door burst inward, Kenpachi froze immediately taking in the scene before him. Reniji covering his nakedness, standing on HIS desk, and Yachiru on the floor covering her eyes and laughing hysterically.
All the color drained out of Renji's face as he Shun-poed as fast as could away from Kenpachi and Squad Eleven
Throughout the Seretei Kenpachi's roar was heard;
"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU, ABARAI!"
This will be a Two-Part one-shot if that makes any sense at all! I hope you enjoyed and will R&R and perhaps follow the story for Part Two! ^_^
~ ByakuyasMistress