"Trip to the mansion in Miami"

Harry- (Yelling while doing a happy little jig) WOO-HOO! WE'RE GOING TO MIAMI! WE'RE GOING TO MIAMI!

Draco- (Shouting from the other side of the plane) Potter, shut the hell up over there!

Hermione (peeks up from her book) - Awww… is wee Malfoy getting cranky?

Draco- Can it Granger! Actually though, I can't stand being in this plane any longer with a bunch of idiots! (Professor Snape glared at him, along with the rest of the teachers) Um, I mean besides the wonderful teachers that are talented and defiantly not idiots! (Everyone but Draco, Goyle, Crabbe and the teachers laugh)

Me- What these people don't know (from the roof of the mansion) is that they will all be spending the next 3 months in this house together, we will find out how many of them can stay sane. (Giggles) I sound like ANDERSON COOPER! OMG, when this season is over I must find him! (Takes picture out of wallet and kisses it)

Back on the plane…

Ron- (In a whiny voice) Are we there yet?

Hermione (starting to sound like Draco) - Shut it you half wit! We will not be there for another 15 minutes so just shut up about it! You asked so many times I'm almost out of aspirin.

(Glares in the bottle to see only two pills left, out of the 100 that she had bought the day before)

Hermione- Grr…they'd better have aspirin at this house

Lavender- Hun, I think that you've had a bit too much aspirin

Seamus- Yeah, we wouldn't want our sweet Hermione to get high

Hermione- Stuff it leprechaun.

Seamus- Hey I am not a leprechaun! I am a licensed Irish dancer! (Looks around) Errrrr… never mind (Just like Draco, he looks at the floor)

Everyone was so occupied they didn't really seem to notice. Lavender and Parvati were reading Muggle magazines, Hermione was digging through her bag for more aspirin, Ron was staring out the window with anticipation, Harry had kind of passed out from the excitement, Draco, Crabbe and Goyle were playing cards

Draco- Damn it, I lost again! I hate go fish!

The teachers were working on files and Seamus and Dean were watching a Muggle movie

Seamus- Hey doesn't that Austin powers look like Dr. Evil?

Dean- Yeah, maybe they are related!

Hermione- You idiots! The same actor is both characters!

After what seemed like hours…

Ron- Harry! Wake up Harry, guess what!

Harry- (snores)

Ron- Come on, wake up Potter, we're here!

Harry instantly woke up. In about 5 minutes, the plane was on the ground and about 20 attendants had taken the student's and teacher's bags.

Me- Teeeeeheeeee, here they come! Wow this really is a high mansion, I can see everywhere from here! (Looks at the camera) Oh hello! The 13 have arrived, but who will stay sane and who will lose their minds? (Giggles madly once again) On the new hit show, The MANSION!