2,949Hey guys, this was originally going to be a oneshot. But if you guys are interested I wanna make it into a series. A series of adventures of SwanQueen with Cora, since she's new to the world there is a lot for her to explore.
Let me know what you all think!
Please review!
This was going to be the absolute worst week of Emma's life. She just knew it. She had just wanted it to be a family vacation, consisting of herself, Henry and Regina. They had talked about it but then Henry let it slip to Snow and Charming and then that snowballed into inviting Cora as well of course.
So now family time would consist of the whole family… which meant no sexy times with Regina since they wouldn't be able to get away from them for more than five minutes.
Fuck my life. Emma thought to herself as she threw the last suitcase into the SUV. Since they've been married for over a year now and had been talking about adding to their family, Regina insisted on buying a larger safer vehicle. Which meant the hulking Red SUV that was currently sitting in their driveway.
After tossing the last bag in Emma turned to look back at the house. She could hear Regina's voice carry through the open door, making her chuckle.
"MOTHER YOU DO NOT NEED THAT!" Regina yelled out.
Silence.
"BECAUSE THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOUR DAGGERS!" Regina yelled out again, causing Emma to laugh.
She ran up to the house and peered through the doorway.
Cora had gotten an apartment just down the road from Snow and Charmings new home, which was just down the road from their mansion. Meaning the in-laws could stop in at anytime.
Cora was standing in the foyer with a confused expression on her face.
"But what if I need them?" Cora asked haughtily.
"And why on earth would you need the daggers?" Regina asked calmly.
"You never know! I won't be able to use my magic outside of Storybrooke!" Cora defended making Regina throw her hands up in irritation.
"Cora you don't need the daggers now both of you please drop it before my wife drops to the floor from a brain hemorrhage." Emma interjected.
Regina gave a grateful smile before heading up the stairs to get Henry.
"You can take one." Emma said to Cora quietly, making the woman smile brightly before picking her favorite and putting it in her purse, magicking the others away.
"Where are your parents?" Cora asked curiously.
Now here's the thing, even though Snow and James had managed to forgive and move on with Regina, Cora was another matter. Cora was trying, really trying, to show them she had changed, and it was working, it was just a slow process because Cora was… well Cora.
"Okay we are set." Regina said as her and Henry descended the stairs, her purse in hand and his backpack on his back.
"Great, we just need my parents to show up." Emma muttered with some irritation.
"We're here!" Snow's voice called from outside, making the foursome exit the house.
"Let me help Dad." Emma said rushing over to her father to help speed the loading process up.
"Regina." Snow said with a smile as she leaned in and gave her daughter-in-law a quick hug.
They pulled back and Snow ruffled Henry's hair before her eyes fell on Cora.
"Cora."
"Snow."
The two women stared awkwardly at each other for a few moments.
"You don't have to hug." Regina said dryly before walking to the car to help her wife.
"Yes you do." Henry spoke up with a devious smirk.
The two women eyed him suspiciously before glancing at each other, tentatively moving closer before awkwardly hugging.
Cora gave Snow a gentle pat on the back and when they pulled away she offered her a small genuine smile, making the young woman smile back.
"See, that wasn't so bad!" Henry chimed happily before rushing to the car and hoping in, taking the last row.
"Baby you driving?" Emma asked coming around to where everyone was standing.
"Yes. Who's riding shotgun?" Regina asked curiously taking the keys from her wife.
"Ma come sit with me!" Henry called from the back, making Emma smile before looking apologetically at Regina.
"Good luck." Emma said with a laugh before kissing her wife softly and hopping in to join Henry.
Regina turned and eyed her mother and in-laws. Her eyes fixed on James.
"No." Regina said pointing to him.
"Why not?" James asked.
"Because you are a horrible co-pilot."
"She's right honey." Snow agreed.
"And not you either." Regina said to Snow making the woman give her a hurt look.
"How come?"
"Because you are constantly yelling at me, 'Regina watch out for that squirrel', 'Regina watch out for that bunny.' 'Regina watch out for that bird that is a hundred miles from the vehicle.'"
"She has a point mom, you're way too intense about animals."
"THEY HAVE FAMILIES!" Snow defended.
"Yes and so do I and I'm sure my wife would not be thrilled if I murdered her mother for getting on my case about my driving!" Regina retorted.
"Looks like it's me then." Cora said with a smile before jumping into the passenger side.
"This is going to be a long drive." Regina muttered before heading to the driver's side and Snow and Charming entered the vehicle.
Regina slid in and started the car, before backing out she looked to her mother.
"You'd better not touch my goddamn radio."
"Why?" Cora asked in confusion.
"No offense Nana but your taste in music sucks." Henry piped up with a giggle, making Cora smile at her grandson.
"I've gotten better!" Cora replied coolly as Regina backed out of the driveway.
"REGINA THERES A BUNNY!" Snow yelled suddenly causing Regina to slam on the brakes and everyone jerk forward.
She turned around in her seat and death glared Snow, purple swirls flowing in her eyes.
"Sorry." Snow muttered to Regina, who promptly turned around and continued backing out.
"Yell like that again and I will hit the animal." Regina said firmly, making Snow gasp but kept her mouth shut.
They started the drive and quickly passed over the Storybrooke line before Regina turned the radio on.
She turned up the volume when she heard Sweet Home Alabama come on by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are so blue, sweet home Alabama, lord I'm coming home to you."
The music flitted through the vehicle causing Emma to hum loudly along with the music, making Regina smile as she glanced in the rearview mirror.
"Isn't there anything else?" Cora asked eyeing the radio.
"As much as I love classical music mother, your taste in it is absolutely horrendous." Regina commented idly.
"Emma did you bring your ipod?" Cora asked glancing in the rearview mirror.
"Ahhh yeah." Emma handed her ipod forward to her dad who in turn gave it to Cora. She plugged the device in and skimmed through the songs, smirking when she saw a song.
She pressed play, immediately singing along.
"It's going down fade to Blackstreet
The homeys got abby collab creations, Funk like acne
No doubt I put it down never slouch
As long as my credit could vouch
A dog couldn't catch me, ass out
Tell me who could stop with Dre makin' moves
Attracting honeys like a magnet
Giving them ear-gasms with my mellow accent
Still moving his flavor with the homeys Blackstreet & Teddy
The original rump shakers"
Regina's mouth dropped open, almost swerving off of the road as she heard her mother begin rapping to the song, complete with gestures.
Once the chorus hit she started waving her hands in the air.
"Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo
(hey yo that girl looks good)
Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo
(play on play on player)
Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo
(you're my kind of girl)
Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo"
Regina continued to drive but she knew that everyone else in the car had the same expressions.
Cora finished out the song before sighing happily and scrolled through Emma's playlist.
"Oh this is a good one!" Cora exclaimed happily before pressing play and belting.
"Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
You know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriendYou're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know
What I can do
To make you feel alright
( alright alright alright)Don't pretend
I think you know
I'm damn precious
And hell yeah
I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right
( I'm right I'm right I'm right)"
"Mother!" Regina cried out, surprised at her mother.
"What?! It's a good song!" Cora defended before scrolling again.
"Cora… you listened to these songs?" Snow asked surprised. James was still stunned to silence, and Emma had her mouth open in disbelief.
"Go Nana!" Henry called happily from the back, making Cora smile
"Yes, I may or may not have stolen Emma's ipod briefly… which I have to say dear, having a playlist entitled, 'Songs to fuck Regina to' is not tasteful."
Regina swerved the car at her mother's words.
"Ew gross." Henry piped up.
Emma didn't even bother to cover his ears; her mouth was flapping with an attempt to respond, to no avail.
"YOU HAVE A PLAYLIST?!" Regina yelled from the front.
"Emma!" Snow yelled disapprovingly before turning and facing her daughter.
"I did not need to know that." James said.
"I know you and my daughter enjoy the occasional romp, but would it hurt to make love to her?" Cora asked unashamed from the front.
Before Cora finished her sentence Regina threw Emma pair of sound proof headphones from her purse, indicating they be put on Henry, which she did just before Cora said 'romp'.
"Hey!" Henry cried out but Emma glared down at him.
"We do make love!" Emma defended from the back.
"I so do not need to hear this." James muttered.
"Regina?" Cora asked, waiting her daughter's input.
One thing about Cora, she was not shy about sex… Regina wasn't either by any means, but she saved that sort of thing for the bedroom, not for in front of her mother and in-laws.
"Yes mother we make love, with the occasional romp." Regina commented, a blush creeping up her face.
"Thank god I didn't want my daughter treating you like a sex toy." Snow chimed in, making everyone turn and look at her.
Cora turned around and gave Snow an approving look.
"This is the most awkward car ride ever." Emma whined.
"Tell me about it." James agreed.
"Mother are you done analyzing myself and Emma's sex life?" Regina asked, the blush still on her face but her voice held strong.
"Yes… for now. Let's play something from that play list." Cora said with glee.
"Yes please do, I want to hear what filth my daughter is listening to." Snow agreed.
"YOU JUST SAID SEX TOY WITHOUT BLUSHING AND YOU'RE CALLING MY MUSIC FILTH?!" Emma yelled outraged.
Henry sat in the back, his eyes watching the adults who were clearly yelling, but he was unable to hear what they were saying, so instead he pulled out his ipod before plugging the headphones in. Might as well listen to something.
"Oh this is a good one." Cora smirked and hit play and began to sing.
Come and put your name on it
Put your name on it
Come and put your name on it
Your name
Bet you wanna put your name on it
Put your name on it
Come and put your name on it
Ba-ba-baby
"It's not even my birthday, but he wanna lick the icing off, I know you want it in the worst way," Cora sang happily, "Can't wait to blow my candles out, he want that cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake," Cora started to dance along with the song.
"(Bet you wanna put your name on it)" She added in a deeper voice, before continuing.
"Ooh baby, I like it, you so excited, don't try to hide it, imma make you my bitch" Regina looked horrified as her mother sang the lyrics.
"Really Emma?! Birthday Cake!" Regina yelled over the music and her mother's singing.
Emma smiled sheepishly before joining in with Cora. Eyeing Regina up front while she sang.
"Girl I wanna fuck you right now, been a long time I been missing yo body" Emma pointed up front to Regina, "lemme lemme turn the lights down, when I wanna go down it's a private party oohh." She caught Regina's eye in the mirror and winked.
"And it's not even her birthday, but I wanna lick the icing off, give it to her in the worst way, can't wait to blow her candles out, I want that-"
Emma and Cora took a breath before singing the chorus together
"Cake, cake, cake, cake,
Cake, cake, cake, cake,
Cake, cake, cake, cake,
Cake, cake, cake, cake,
Ooh baby, I like it,
You so excited,
Don't try to hide it,
Imma make you my bitch,"
Regina felt her face grow hot and she'd be lying if she denied she wasn't thinking about being bent over the couch while Emma was busy fucking her however she wanted. She'd be a rotten liar.
Regina swallowed thickly before Cora hit the pause button, stopping the music.
"We need to change the song, Regina's got a- what's the expression, 'a lady boner?'" Cora asked with confusion, causing Regina to swerve the car once more.
"BUNNY RABBIT!" Snow yelled out suddenly, making Regina swerve the car again in the other direction.
"DAMNIT SNOW!" The group cried out as they got back on the road.
"Regina do you have another set of those headphones?" James asked, he about had enough of learning about his daughter's sex life to last a lifetime.
"As a matter of fact I do." Regina pulled another pair from her purse and handed them to James.
James sighed happily as the noise in the car was drowned out.
"Okay something new." Cora said.
"Please do not pick anything else from that playlist." Regina pleaded to her mother.
With an eye roll and a sigh Cora agreed, skimming through more songs.
"Oh this one will be good!" Cora exclaimed, hitting play.
"Jump out your car in the middle of the street
Open up the truck let the base beat
Go ahead, go ahead,
You gotta walk up in the club bear-footed
I like that booty you know where to put it
Go ahead, go ahead.
Now mamma you look so professional I'm followin' you sweatin' you
I can't believe I'm doing what I'm doing
What is wrong with my head go ahead
'Cause baby I like how you're working it
And watching you, you twarkin' it
I'm trying get you out of this club and get you off in my bed
Ohh, go ahead, yeah."
Emma laughed as Cora sang through the song and Snow joined in shortly after. An amused smirk graced Regina's lips as she watched Cora dance as best she could in the seat. Snow in the back singing back up.
"Now let me see the booty work, booty work,
Booty work, boo booty work,
Booty work, booty work, boo boo boo booty work,
Go ahead, go ahead,
Now let me see the booty work, booty work,
Booty work, boo booty work.
Left cheek, right cheek, left cheek, right cheek."
Cora continued singing and dancing, lifting her butt up off of the seat whenever the left cheek right cheek part came up.
By this point Regina was laughing hysterically as she glanced at Cora out of the corner of her eye.
"Such an entertaining brand of music." Cora commented pausing the song. She began sifting through more of the songs.
"I had no idea you would even like this stuff Cora." Emma commented from the back.
"I admit I was surprised at first when I listened to some of the music on it." Cora said turning around to look at Emma.
"I never knew you were this much fun Cora." Snow said with a laugh, seeing the woman in a whole new light.
"Yeah she got that stick out of her ass." Emma commented, making Cora quirk an eyebrow and Snow suppress a laugh, "What it's true!"
"I think my daughter could take some lessons from me." Cora added, looking to her daughter pointedly.
"I beg your pardon! I am perfectly fun." Regina commented stiffly.
"Baby I love you but you are sort of tightly wound… in public that is." Emma said slyly.
"She isn't like this in the sack?" Cora asked surprised.
"MOTHER!" Regina yelled out, making the three other women laugh.
"No she's wild." Emma said seriously.
"Oh Emma I don't need to hear that." Snow whined.
"I'm surprised." Cora answered Emma, looking to her daughter who was currently blushing.
"Oh yeah, dirty talk, dominating, the whole nine yards."
"EMMA!" Regina scolded, her face as bright as an apple.
"IT'S TRUE!"
"NO SEX FOR A WEEK!" Regina yelled out, Cora and Emma both gasped.
Regina looked back at Emma through the mirror and smirked, pleased with herself.
"But, but, but…" Emma trailed off with a pout.
"That was rude." Cora said.
"Well she needs to not spew details of our sex life." Regina defended.
"I'm sorry." Emma said in a small voice from the back.
Regina didn't want to look in the mirror; she knew she'd see a pout and puppy eyes and she would give immediately.
"Gina." Emma tried again.
"Now you're just being mean." Cora commented, looking back and forth between Emma and Regina.
"Babyyyyyyy." Emma whined.
Regina finally glanced, groaning when she saw the adorable look.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean what I said." Regina apologized, turning her eyes back to the road.
"Tell her you love her." Cora added.
"I love you." Regina said sincerely, her gaze holding Emma's in the mirror.
"I love you too." Emma replied happily, "What else you got playing Cora."
"Well I want my daughter to have some fun with this one." Cora said with a smile looking to Regina and hitting play.
"They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty"
Regina smirked and to prove a point she slouched her posture in the seat and leaned her arm over the steering wheel, gripping the wheel and driving with one hand while singing the song.
Cora let out a delighted laugh at seeing Regina goof off; Emma seemed quite pleased as well. Snow sifted through one of her bags pulling out a baseball cap and slapping it on Regina's head, off to the side of course.
Regina just went with it. She knew she looked absurd but it made Emma happy, and that was good enough for her.
Cora grabbed the other hat that was offered and put hers on in the same manner. Mother and daughter in the car, hats tipped to the side blasting Riding Dirty.
Cora grabbed one of Regina's pairs of sunglasses and slipped them on, handing the other pair to Regina.
Emma couldn't help herself, she handed her phone to Snow who maneuvered the best she could to get pictures of the two women.
Laughing when she saw the pictures and handing it to Emma.
The song died down and Cora removed her hat.
"Are there anymore songs like that that you plan on playing? Because if so I am leaving the hat on." Regina said with a laugh.
"I would but it appears we are here dear." Cora commented with a smile.
Emma's eyebrows raised in surprise, that car ride went much faster than she thought.
"We'll have to travel like that more often." Regina commented, taking her eyes off of the road for just a minute.
"SQUIRREL!" Snow shrieked out.
Regina swerved the vehicle for what felt like the hundredth time that day.
"DAMNIT SNOW!"