Annabeth was worried, she had just seen The Hobbit, a movie to one of her all-time favorite books, and now she had to wait another year until the next segment came out. She decided to consult the Oracle about it. She jogged over to Rachel's cave and said "O' Oracle, tell me my destiny" Rachel looked at her, screamed then sprinted out the door. Annabeth chased her, but accidentally slammed into a tree. She fell asleep and dreamed about Ponies. When she awoke, a strange man was standing over her.

"Who are you?" She asked

"I am Thorin leader of-" Annabeth screaming in a fan girl fashion cut him off. "Sing me the song!" She shouted, squealing.

"Well, if you insist

Narwhales, Narwhales

Swimming in the ocean"

"No not that song silly" She interrupted "The misty mountain song!"

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" He yelled unnecessarily then began:

Far over the misty mountains cold,

To dungeons deep, and caverns old.

We must away, ere break of day.

To find our long forgotten gold

The pines were roaring on the height.

The winds were moaning in the night.

The fire was red, it flaming spread.

The trees like torches blazed with light.

Suddenly a Gorilla jumped down from a tree, Strange Annabeth thought Gorillas don't go in trees so it must just be an overgrown Caterpillar. That seemed plausible, so she gave it no more thought. Just then Smog attacking, Thorin ran around screaming like a little girl, then his ear got snagged on a branch and turned out it was a little girl in a Thorin costume. Annabeth laughed and started dancing to Cotton Eyed Joe.