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One day Chiron was walking along, thinking about goats. Suddenly he ran into something, a door.

"OW!" The door yelled.

Chiron looked at it with wonder. "You can talk! Like a hyper chipmunk!"

"I am THE hyper chipmunk silly horse!" The door replied angrily.

"I'm not a horse!" Chiron said, crying.

"I'M SO SORRY! DON'T CRY! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A POSSUM!" The door responded, panicked.

"You're the fist person to ever realize!" Said Chiron, no longer crying.

"That's because-" The door was cut off by a piano falling from the sky.

"LOOK A FREIGHT TRAIN!" The door said excitedly.

"IT'S NOT A FREIGHT TRAIN! IT'S A BANANA WEARING A HAT!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"FREIGHT TRAIN!"

"BANANA!"

"SSSSAAAACCCCAAGGGAAAWWWWEEEEAAA!"

"SSSPPPPPAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTAAAAA!"

"NNNNAAAARRRRRNNNIIIIIAAAAA!"

"SSSTTTTTUUUUUFFFFFFF!"

"Dude, why are we yelling?" The door asked.

"Because of the sparkles." Chiron responded.

"Oh, that makes sense."

Then everything exploded EXCEPT for Chiron and the door.

"FIREWORKS!" The door yelled.

"Have you ever met a green T-rex named Zach who ate six bananas then turned into a sheep?" Chron asked after a while.

"Of course! Who hasn't?" The door responded.

"Bob the titan." Chiron replied pityingly.

"That's sad" Said the door.

"Sadder than a dancing turtle who explodes around houses." Chiron whispered, looking at a red beetle that was imploding then exploding.

"Are you my mother?" The door asked.

"Are you my father?" Chiron asked.

"No, Leroy is." Responded the door.

" HOW DID YOU KNOW!" Chiron yelled back, fainting.

"I am a psychotic psychic." The door replied, helping the Centaur back up.

"Cool. Want to go get Ice cream?" Chiron asked randomly.

"Dude, I'm a door." The door said.

"You are?" Chiron asked, inspecting it.

"Yup." The door responded, pushing Chiron off itself.

"I didn't know that." Chiron said.

"Most people don't." The door said, looking sad.

Just then an old man walked past. "Look a door!" He said, and then turned into a camel.

"Bye-bye." The camel said, then teleported away.

Then the world imploded.


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