'Ello everyone! This story is a real story based off of my grandparents (Robert 'Bob' Logan 1937-2003 and Marjorie 'Louise' Fairs Logan 1942-now). This story is written on me Late Uncle Billy's birthday 12-19-12 but probable not goin to be posted for a while. Hope you all had a Happy Quanza, Christmas, or Hanukkah and a Merry New Year! This story is MAYJORLY OUT OF CONTEX/DIALOG OF HARRY POTTER! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS! Although I take full credit of Jack, Ricky, Royce, Haunz, and Adjo.

You better ask Mione

1/3~Hagrid's smuggled dragon egg

Since Hermione Granger's birthday was September 19th 1979, she was the same age as most second years, but only because her birthday was twenty days too late. She had quite a maturity level far beyond her years, so she was looked upon as a very responsible, stick by the rules, type of girl. But if most saw her actions tonight they would look upon them as immature and idiotic.

On this dark windy night three young, maybe not so innocent Gryffindors, made their way back up to the castle from visiting the groundskeeper. Hagrid had obtained the dragon egg from some strange man in a bar, a free dragon egg from a stranger, and it had finally hatched early-on in the evening. Harry, Ron and Hermione made their way up to the castle from Hagrid's with a Dragon in tow -After a very lengthy lecture from Hermione on how a fire breathing creature cannot live in a wooden hut-. Norbert, the Norwegian Ridgeback Dragon, floated silently and harmlessly behind the trio since Hermione had the brilliance to preform "Petrificus Totalus" -Full Body Binding Curse- and an illusion charm to cover up the smoke. Without her quick thinking they were certainly bound to be found illegally having the magical creature in the School.

"Hagrid always did want a Dragon, told me so the first time I met him" Harry let his shoulders shrug down in disappointment for the half giant.

"But it's against Wizarding laws" Ron said

"Dragon breeding has been outlawed since the Warlocks' Convention of 1703" Hermione recited as if she had the book at hand.

"Right ... what Hermione said. Anyway it's hard to stop Muggles from noticing us if we're keeping fully grown dragons in the back garden - It's not like you can tame a dragon that's for sure. You should see some of the burns Charlie's got, off the wild ones in Romania"

As they ran up the stairs to the Gryffindor common room Ron ran ahead effectively opening up the portrait door with the password. Trying to not look as paranoid as they felt Harry and Hermione opted for sitting on the couch as Ron retrieved a piece of parchment, a peacock feather quill and a pot of ink from the storage room.

"It's for an owl to Charlie to see if he can come and get Norbert" He answered Harry and Hermione's unasked question as he, two sat on the maroon sofa.

*v* Letter to Charlie Weasley *v*

Char,

Hi, how are you holding up? I hope you're fine and not in the reserve's Hospital wing because we (Harry, Hermione and I) need your help. Hagrid's won a baby dragon from a man in a pub, and we need to get rid of it. He's called Norbert, and he's a Norwegian Ridgeback. Anyway, Hagrid is very attached to Norbert so, Norbert's got to go. The sooner the better in our opinion. Hagrid's getting all maternal - you should hear him 'Oh, bless him; he already knows who his mummy is!' The man is emotionally insane Charlie!

Ron

P.S. Hermione has practically re-written this letter due to spelling and grammar errors.

*^* End of Letter *^*

Rolling the parchment up into a scroll Ron went over to the window as Harry called for Hedwig, knowing she would be the quicker and more responsible of the flightier owls Hogwarts had to offer.

"He's tucked away for now" Hermione pointed to the magical creature in speaking who apparently was laying on a chair -still under the illusion charm.

"Better make sure nobody wakes up and decides they want to sit in front of the fire" Ron dryly remarked.

"I just hope Charlie can come, and soon" It was only 6 in the evening but Hermione still trotted off up to her dormitory.

*v* 4 hours later *v*

Tappity, tap, tap.

"Hedwig" Harry exclaimed with a beaming smile in place as he rushed over to open the window. Hedwig flew inside and sat on the sofa back for Ron to untie the scroll for her ankle and for Harry to feed her owl treats.

*v* Letter from Charlie Weasley *v*

Ikkle Ronnikins,

How are you? Thanks for the letter - I'd be glad to take the Norwegian Ridgeback, but it won't be easy getting him here, I have contacted Bill and a few of my friends that are coming over for a visit and I think it is best for them to retrieve the Dragon and bring him over. Trouble is, they mustn't be seen carrying an illegal dragon. Could you get the Ridgeback up the tallest tower at around thirty after ten, this fine evening? They can meet you there and take him away while it's still dark.

Love the most Handsome of all the Weasley men,

Charlie

"But that's in less than 15 minutes" Ron half shouted in response.

"Then we best be on our way out then" Hermione came down the spiral staircase after hearing the letter been read out aloud. Harry quickly grabbed the invisibility cloak and made it half way to the portrait door with Ron not too far off his heels.

"Um, boys. You forgetting something" At the blank faces she took as their only reply she walked over to the chair rolling her eyes.

"Norbert, perhaps?"

"Right" The two forgetful boys said in unison.

If you could strain your ear enough you might possibly of heard a faint 'Boys' as Hermione brought the one thing they needed with them. Norbert.

"Bill!" Ron bellowed as six flying men came through the opened double windows.

"Bill, how are you? Why haven't you been home? Have you been eating well? Mum's in a right state without you and Charlie there"

"Whoa there Ronnikins slow down and take a breather, your starting to sound like Mum" Bill chuckled lightly at his younger Brother.

The two groups of different ages and sizes gathered around slightly awkwardly as the two brothers continued their little catch up moment.

"* Clears throat nosily*"

"William my dear boy, where ever have your manners gone? Ya mum would be having a right fit if she knew you hadn't yet introduced us, and trust me we know, We've all met her, real spit fire that one" A tall man, not older than 30 chuckled as his dark chocolate brown coloured bangs covered his electric blue eyes.

"Sorry mate! Well first off here is Royce, Jack, Hanz, Ricky and this blighter here is, Adjo but the D is silent" Bill smirked cheekily as he introduced the lads in order they were lined up.

"It means treasure in Arabic" Adjo straightened his back trying to look all regal at Hermione's knowledge.

"Aye and he bloody thinks he's one too" The male's name is Ricky. His dry reply, with a smirk set in place. He was the tallest of the 6 lads with a blond mop of hair atop of his head, freckles that kissed his cheeks and bridged over his nose, he reminded Hermione of the Weasley twins with that mischievous glint in his eyes.

"Not only beautiful but a smart chick as well. Um, Bill you dote. You haven't finished with the introductions" US of A born wizard, Jack, was the shortest, and youngest of the group. He smiled at Hermione as his sandy hair fell, half covering his hazel eyes.

"Dear Merlin, is it yell at a ginger day? And if so be it why wasn't I informed?"

"Bill!" the five other men chastised rather loudly"

"Alright, alright keep your knickers on Ladies" Bill looked at who was in front of him and frowned slightly.

"Well. I only know Ron" Bill scratched the back of his neck, awkwardly.

"I'm Harry. Harry Potter" Harry extended his hand to Bill and the lad's in greeting. Bill smiled at Harry as he shook his hand but his eyes darted to the young girl with whiskey coloured curls.

"And who might this lovely lady be?" Bill asked as advanced on Hermione with a wink.

"Hermione ... Hermione Granger" Hermione felt the heat rise in her cheeks as she stumbled on her own words.

"Ah, M'lady Hermione it is of the utmost pleasure to meet you. Bill Weasley at your beck and call" His gaze never wavered from hers, as he ever so gently scooped up her hand and brushed his soft lips over the back of her hand.

"And the pleasure is all mine" He winked playfully at her once more before allowing her hand to fall back to her side.

Hanz gave off a low chuckle as he came up behind Harry and Ron and placed a hand on each of their shoulders.

"*whistle* ahn tat mates, is how ta King does et. Ya 'ight wanna beh takan em notes" Hanz, you could tell was Romanian with his jet black hair, slightly tanned skin without a freckle in sight, dark eyes and of course don't forget the accent.

"Well, where is the wee devil at?" The eldest of the group, Royce asked. Royce like the rest of his companions was tall. Yet he with light brown hair and jade eyes.

"Here we are" Hermione bent down and cast a quick 'Deletrius' effectively taking off the disillusion charm she had set earlier.

"Well we best be off then it is a long ride home for this little one"
"Thanks Bill" Bill smiled slightly at the sincere look on his younger brothers face. He wasn't as close to Ron as per say, Charlie but he still wanted to help his youngest brother as much as he could or Ron would allow.
"No problem little Brother. Tell mum I will floo home soon, it might stop her nagging ... or maybe not" They shared a short brotherly hug.
Charlie's friends were a cheery lot, they showed Harry and Ron the harness they'd rigged up to four of their brooms so they could suspend Norbert between them. They helped buckle Norbert safely into it and then they exchanged their goodbyes and farewell's.

"It was nice to meet all of you" Harry and Ron walked up and shook all of their hands.
"And to you lads" Royce mounted his broom and flew out of the window since he had been appointed the front leader.
"It was nice to meet you, Hermione" With a start she turned around to see Bill smiling down at her.
"It was great to meet you too Bill, I hope our paths may cross again"
"I'll make sure of it" and with that, he again, lifted her hand to his lips and allowed his feather-soft lips to linger longer than normal. "Until then my fair Lady" He walked away, mounted his broom and quickly caught up with the rest of the group and the illegal dragon, Norbert.

Sighing she fell in line with Harry and Ron wondering if Bill would keep to his word and see her or if he would forget all about it and they would accidentally meet a family gathering in years to come.

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