A Very Half-Blood Valentine's Day!

A/N: Hi guys! This is my first fanfic so be nice to me! Percy tries to write a love letter to Annabeth but fails miserably. I'll upload more chappies if I get enough reviews!

Annabeth was agitated. It was Valentine's day and she hadn't seen Percy all day. She shook her hands worriedly and asked all the campers she saw if they had seen Percy, but none of them had. Just when she was about to lose hope, a mussy-haired sleep-deprived, sea-green eyed boy burst out from the Poseidon cabin. He spotted Annabeth and made a beeline for her.

"Hey Annabeth, I wrote a poem for you!" Percy said excitedly with a goofy grin on his face, handing Annabeth a crumpled sheet of paper. "Read it!"

Annabeth opened up the paper and read the poem.

Cake is awesome
Health is awko
I really like you
(but not as much as my taco!)

She looked up at Percy, hoping that it was a joke, but Percy still had that stupid grin on his face.

"Do you like it?" He asked. "I actually got something to rhyme!"

"Like it? LIKE IT? WHAT KIND OF VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT IS THIS YOU—"

Percy Jackson was found later that day slumped alongside the Poseidon cabin covered in bruises. The cabin was covered in a graphitized message.

"Get a rhyming dictionary you bloody idiot!"

The End

A/N: Hope you guys liked it! Reviews mean more to me than chocolate…well, not really :P Nothing beats chocolate! And a side not for you guys not from the States: Health is a class where you learn about things like alcohol and adult stuff.