Well... I intended to make one or two more interludes before getting to Misadventures 3. This one can be considered ambiguously canon as a fic in the Kombatant universe, so far as things go. This fic features the voicemails of Markus X, Mileena, Skarlet, Jubei, Khameleon, Reptile, Parsek, Glace, Jade, Liu Kang, Kai, Kitana, Sareena, and Serina! Enjoy!

Yo! It's Markus X. Sorry I missed your call... Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks.

You have ten unheard messages.

(Beep)

Heyo! It's Skarlet. Just wanted to thank you for the iPhones you gave me and Mileena! Thanks again!

(Beep)

Markus, it is I, Raiden. We need to have a discussion about these magazines I found underneath your bed...

(Beep)

Markusssss, It'sssss Reptile. Could you kindly get myssssself and Khameleon sssssome warmer sssssheetsssss? We are cold-blooded, after all.

(Beep)

Hey, baby... It's me, your one and only girlfriend. Meet me in the bedroom shortly...

(Beep)

Jade here. Kitana is getting the women together to go shopping. Mind asking if Khameleon, Mileena, or Skarlet are interested in joining us?

(Beep)

Why do Mileena and Skarlet get iPhones, but myself and Jade are stuck with these annoying flip phones? I am princess of Edenia! I deserve better!

(Beep)

Yo Markus, my man! It's Emcee. You still up for dodgeball tomorrow?

(Beep)

This is Microsoft tech support. How may I help you?

(Beep)

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

(Beep)

Someone put an ancient Japanese katana for sale on eBay. Should I purchase it as a gift for my similarly-named girlfriend?

(Beep)

No more messages.