Dear Diary,

Master made me spend my day today with humans because he thought I needed an attitude change. It was the most horrible experience ever! I could hardly control my thirst. And to make it worse, this really ugly boy (yes, I said 'boy' and not 'man' because he was, like, 12-years-old) was trying his damnedest to flirt his ass off with me and I couldn't use my power to subdue him. *insert pouty face here* It was horrible! I definitely learned my lesson today.


P.S. Don't tell Master this, but I still won't change my attitude toward humans.