More! sorry for the wait, please forgive me...This is just the awesome nonitalicised person...my other half seems to have forgotten about yall...a thousand pardons! :) here they are! tell meh waht yah think, oh-kahy? Thahnks. oh, and one other thing-

THERE IS LA MARSEILLAIS IN HERE! YAY!

I am not allowed to dress Gavroche in cute overalls.

I am not allowed to steal Jean Prouvaire's poetry.

I am not allowed to steal Jean Prouviare's flowers.

I am not allowed to steal Jean Prouvaire's odd choices in clothing and laugh.

I am not allowed to steal Jean Prouvaire's anything, including Jean Prouvaire himself.

I am not allowed to tie Enjolras up and stroke his hair.

I am not allowed to tell Jean Valjean that it is just *slightly* creepy that he goes up to a little girl in the woods at night wearing a trench coat and demands she tell him her name and where she lives…

I am not allowed to punch the National Guards' lights out.

Scratch that. I am allowed to punch the National Guards' lights out, I doubt many people would stop me.

I am not allowed to scream "THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!" at the high dive at my swimming pool.

I am not allowed to make sure Javert carries a life vest at all times.

I am not allowed to steal Courfeyrac's hat.

I am not allowed to tell Feuilly that Poland was under the domination of another country for over 70% of its existence. (true story. I had to look it up for a report I did.)

I am not allowed to give Gavroche cookies.

I am NOT allowed to give Azelma sugar of ANY sort.

I am not allowed to make Derek the leader of the revolution all of a sudden.

I am not allowed to give Derek honor medals for saving the barricade unless Enjolras tells me I can.

I am not allowed to start singing Do You Hear The People Sing whenever I see Les Amis.

I am not allowed to ask the National Guard if they want cookies.

I am not allowed to kill various characters whenever it suits me.

I am not allowed to give all the Barricade Boys machine guns.

Scratch that, I think I will give all the Barricade Boys machine guns!

I am not allowed to tell Marius that black is not a nice color on him.

I am not allowed to drink on the barricade.

I am not allowed to drink with Les Amis in general, as I am not 21.

I am not allowed to drink with Les Amis and pretend it is Pepsi.

I AM allowed to sing La Marseillais REALLY LOUDLY WHENEVER I CAN.

ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE
LE JOUR DE GLOIRE EST ARRIVÉ !
CONTRE NOUS DE LA TYRANNIE
L'ÉTENDARD SANGLANT EST LEVÉ
ENTENDEZ-VOUS DANS NOS CAMPAGNES
MUGIR CES FÉROCES SOLDATS?
ILS VIENNENT JUSQUE DANS VOS BRAS.
ÉGORGER VOS FILS, VOS COMPAGNES!

AUX ARMES CITOYENS
FORMEZ VOS BATAILLONS
MARCHONS, MARCHONS
QU'UN SANG IMPUR
ABREUVE NOS SILLONS

QUE VEUT CETTE HORDE D'ESCLAVES
DE TRAÎTRES, DE ROIS CONJURÉS?
POUR QUI CES IGNOBLES ENTRAVES
CES FERS DÈS LONGTEMPS PRÉPARÉS?
FRANÇAIS, POUR NOUS, AH! QUEL OUTRAGE
QUELS TRANSPORTS IL DOIT EXCITER?
C'EST NOUS QU'ON OSE MÉDITER
DE RENDRE À L'ANTIQUE ESCLAVAGE!

QUOI CES COHORTES ÉTRANGÈRES!
FERAIENT LA LOI DANS NOS FOYERS!
QUOI! CES PHALANGES MERCENAIRES
TERRASSERAIENT NOS FILS GUERRIERS!
GRAND DIEU! PAR DES MAINS ENCHAÎNÉES
NOS FRONTS SOUS LE JOUG SE PLOIERAIENT
DE VILS DESPOTES DEVIENDRAIENT
LES MAÎTRES DES DESTINÉES.

TREMBLEZ, TYRANS ET VOUS PERFIDES
L'OPPROBRE DE TOUS LES PARTIS
TREMBLEZ! VOS PROJETS PARRICIDES
VONT ENFIN RECEVOIR LEURS PRIX!
TOUT EST SOLDAT POUR VOUS COMBATTRE
S'ILS TOMBENT, NOS JEUNES HÉROS
LA FRANCE EN PRODUIT DE NOUVEAUX,
CONTRE VOUS TOUT PRÊTS À SE BATTRE.

FRANÇAIS, EN GUERRIERS MAGNANIMES
PORTEZ OU RETENEZ VOS COUPS!
ÉPARGNEZ CES TRISTES VICTIMES
À REGRET S'ARMANT CONTRE NOUS
MAIS CES DESPOTES SANGUINAIRES
MAIS CES COMPLICES DE BOUILLÉ
TOUS CES TIGRES QUI, SANS PITIÉ
DÉCHIRENT LE SEIN DE LEUR MÈRE!

NOUS ENTRERONS DANS LA CARRIÈRE
QUAND NOS AÎNÉS N'Y SERONT PLUS
NOUS Y TROUVERONS LEUR POUSSIÈRE
ET LA TRACE DE LEURS VERTUS
BIEN MOINS JALOUX DE LEUR SURVIVRE
QUE DE PARTAGER LEUR CERCUEIL
NOUS AURONS LE SUBLIME ORGUEIL
DE LES VENGER OU DE LES SUIVRE!

AMOUR SACRÉ DE LA PATRIE
CONDUIS, SOUTIENS NOS BRAS VENGEURS
LIBERTÉ, LIBERTÉ CHÉRIE
COMBATS AVEC TES DÉFENSEURS!
SOUS NOS DRAPEAUX, QUE LA VICTOIRE
ACCOURE À TES MÂLES ACCENTS
QUE TES ENNEMIS EXPIRANTS
VOIENT TON TRIOMPHE ET NOTRE GLOIRE!

That was fun. Ok, back to the things i am not allowed to do.

I am not allowed to march around Paris today singing Do You Hear The People Sing.

I am not allowed to steal furniture, pile it up, and build a barricade today.

I am not allowed to start a "Seine-jumping Day" in honor of Javert.

I am not allowed to traverse the sewers of Paris.