You might be [insert super smash bros character name here]
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except these jokes.
If your only defense against projectiles is a yellow cape, you might be Mario.
If your taunt damages a foe, you might be Luigi.
If you pull turnips out of the ground that have faces on them, you might be Peach.
If your mortal enemy is a plumber named Mario, you might be Bowser.
If your tongue can grab someone then you swallow them & turn them into an egg, you might be Yoshi.
If you like money a lot, you might be Wario.
If you're really tall & skinny & your rival is Luigi, you might be Waluigi.
If you have the Triforce of Power & your mortal enemies are usually a couple of blondes throughout the ages, you might be Ganondorf.
If you were born on Outset Island, you might be Toon Link.
If you were a farmhand before becoming a hero, you might be Link.
If you have the Triforce of Wisdom & can transform into a ninja, you might be Zelda
If you can transform back into a girl, you might be Sheik.
If your attacks are mostly electric type, you might be Pikachu.
If you're standing in the back giving orders to your Pokemon, you might be a Pokemon Trainer.
If you put your enemies to sleep, you might be Jigglypuff.
If your attacks are Aura-based, you might be Lucario.
If you are the self-proclaimed king of Dream Land, you might be King Dedede.
If you can copy you an enemy's ability by inhaling them then swallowing them, you might be Kirby.
If your accent is a Mexican accent, you might be Metaknight.
If you're the prince that wears a tiara, you might be Marth.
If you're the general of a group called the Griel Mercenaries, you might be Ike.
If your diet consists of only bananas, you might be Donkey Kong.
If your only weapons are a peanut gun & banana peels, you might be Diddy Kong.
If you're a kid with a big head & wears a baseball cap, you might be Ness.
If you're a big headed blonde kid & you're considered as a clone of Ness, you might be Lucas.
If you have two forms that you can go into via a final smash, you might be Samus Aran.
If your partner is KO'd but it doesn't count as a KO, you might be an Ice Climber.
If your only friends are a bunch of walking living plants, you might be Captain Olimar.
If you call out the name of your attack, you might be Captain Falcon.
If your name is short for Robotic Operating Buddy, you might be R.O.B.
If your favorite thing to do is hiding in a cardboard box, you might be Snake.
If you're a flat black character, you might be Mr. Game & Watch.
If you're the fastest thing alive, you might be Sonic the Hedgehog.
AN: I hope you enjoyed these jokes, cause I'm expecting some feedback about this & I want to know if anyone would like me to do more of these jokefics in the future. Oh & please don't flame me saying something like "You suck." Cause I don't tolerate that kind of thing here, & if you want to flame a story & the author that made it, go do it to someone that won't mind getting flamed by your redundantly short remarks.