You might be... [Super Mario Bros. Edition]

The Mario Joke Collection (15 jokes total)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, Nintendo owns Mario & every game he has ever been in that was published personally by them (Nintendo). On to the jokefic!

If your only purpose in life is to save Princess Peach from time to time, you might be Mario.

If you ride a green dinosaur named Yoshi, you might be Mario.

If you've been imprisoned by a race of people called the Piantas because someone else that looked like you has been painting their city, you might be Maro.

If you've teamed up with your arch nemesis to save the world countless times, you might be Mario.

If you jump up into boxes to get either a coin or a power up, you might be Mario.

If your only hobby is stomping on top of Koopa Troopers & Goombas, you might be Mario.

If you had to save a woman from an ape named Donkey Kong, you might be Mario.

If had to have a water pack to fly around by using it as a jetpack, you might be Mario.

If you play tennis with your arch nemesis from time to time, you might be Mario.

If you had to travel to many galaxies to get power stars, you might be Mario.

If you had your own Mix of Dance Dance Revolution, you might be Mario.

If you've been part of Super Smash Bros. as a starter character since the Nintendo 64, you might be Mario.

If you participate in Go Kart races, you might be Mario.

If you were in a few games where you were literally made of paper, you might be Mario.

If you participated in 3 games that were related to the Olympics as an All-Around Character, you might be Mario.