Blurry eyed, I woke up. My head felt like a bulldozer was humping it, and my body felt like lead stuck in tar under an elephant.

All in all, I hurt.

"Hey, you're awake." Kyo said. His voice was fuzzy, and sounded disorientated. "Where am I...?" I asked, trying to sit up but failing horribly.

"You shouldn't get up. You're not in shape and I don't want you to get hurt. Especially not while you're on my watch."

I felt like I was slipping back into sleep mode, Kyo's quiet and gent voice like a soft lullaby. 'But I need...to tell...him...'

"Kyo?"

"Yeah?"

"Whoever you are, you suck at being Kyo."

"Wha-"

"Kyo would never care about my welfare...stupid alien...get your statistics straight on the guy that you wanna impersonate...dummy..." my eyes felt burning and hot, like I was cutting onions. Slowly closing them, I continued my rant, feeling a bit stronger.

"But, if you killed Kyo to get his body, I am totally okay with that, but you better amuse me because I...love...torturing...K-"

Darkness.


I woke up to the smell of burning food and the sight of smoke.

Of course, I wanted to get up; but this stupid, stupid paralyzing poison was not helping.

"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU COOK SOMETHING?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"Ms Honda needed something to eat, I refuse to give her ordered out food. And please; do you even know how to cook?"

"I KNOW HOW TO COOK NOT BURNT FOOD!"

"WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled, trying to catch their attention.

"Oh look. She's awake. Ms. Honda, eat up."

"NO!"

Yuki quickly walked over to me and shoved food into my mouth. I don't know what the hell it was, but I knew that I probably was going to choke on it and it tasted like burnt human flesh.

Oh wait, that might be my tongue.


(Meanwhile, in Tohru's body...)

"THE FLUFF IS THIS SHIZZ?!" Ms Esophagus said, trying to force Mr Stomach to open up his gag reflexes. "EY! YO STOMACH, OPEN UP DEM HOLES AND GET THIS SHIZZ OUT OF MY BODY!"

"HELL NO, SWALLOW IT UP."

"FINE, BUT MR AND MRS. KIDNEY GONNA THROW A FIT WHEN THEY DISSECT THE NUTRIENTS. HELL, I DON'T THINK THERE ARE ANY NUTRIENTS."

Ms Esophagus forced the food down her long, slender tube, mumbling nonsense about how her 'perfect body was getting demolished by this beast.'

Mr Stomach, being the manly organ that he was, sucked it up and digested the food with his acid. Sending it down to the siblings Large Intestine and Small Intestine, they started whining about how disgusting this was, and how Mr and Mrs Kidney were going to throw a fit.

And soon enough, once the food reached the kidneys, they threw one hell of a fit.

"WHOEVER THE HELL SENT THIS THING DOWN MS. ESOPHAGUS IS GONNA PAY FOR IT. HEY LEGS, TELL THE BRAIN TO KICK THE ASSHOLE WHO SHOVED THIS THING DOWN HER THROAT!" Mr Kidney said, trying to sooth his wife who was trying so hard to get the nutrients out and get the thing out of their master's body.

When the Legs didn't respond, Mr Kidney sighed. "You're paralyzed, I forgot. Oh well. Come on honey, PUSH! PUSH!"

"I'M TRYING DEAR! IT WON'T COME OUT!"

"PUSH!"

"I DID IT! I SENT IT TO THE RECTUM!"

"THANK TOHRU ALMIGHTY. WE DID IT GUYS!" Mr Kidney shouted.

The body cheered, and soon got back to whatever they were doing.

Meanwhile, Bladder and Rectum were trying once again to become lovers once more. But woe is they, for they are star crossed lovers, never to see each other again.


When I woke up, my head started to pound.

'At least that wasn't the most messed up dream I've had.'

I reached up to my head to pat it in discomfort. It took me a while to realize that my arm was moving. Still sore, but moving.

I tried to sit up on my bed. Turned out it worked.

For a few seconds.

With my hands still gripping my head, my elbows stood in a weird position , and when I fell backwards, I had twisted my body in the most awkward way possible to catch my self from falling.

It seems that my hands were paralyzed to my head now.

"MY LIFE! I HATE IT! FU-"

I heard Kyo pacing in the kitchen. His footsteps belonged to him, and it was easy to pinpoint his frantic voice on the phone.

"Babe, the girl is nothing more than another assignment. I could never love her the way I love you. Heck, I don't even like her. She's an annoyance. All I have to do is drop her with her daddy, and the world is saved. Don't you want us to still be alive to enjoy our love? Baby, please..."

'W-What?' No way he's talking about me, right?

"No babe. There is no way that the U.S, Japan, or any of the major countries will be able to stop that guy. He has weapons far beyond our control. All he wants is his daughter and we don't have to worry about him anymore."

Silence engulfed the room before he spoke once more.

"Yeah, the orb things are really precious too. They're like miniature weapons, especially if we can get them all. It's able to do special country military abilities. But the only one that can control them-"

More silence.

"Yeah, it's the girl. So, you see. First, we use the girl to threaten the U.S and all the other countries. Then we give the girl the her father so that he can leave us alone. Maybe even give us some of his weapons."

There was a loud yell on the phone, and Kyo sighed.

"Okay, it goes like this. In exchange for nuclear weapons and stuff, we give the girl to her daddy. Does that make sense? All I'm doing is keeping her alive. Nothing more and nothing less. We're not friends or anything."

More talking and Kyo let out a sigh of relief. "Thank hun. I'll be back before you know it. I'll call you in the meanwhile, okay?"

Tohru's heart was filled with betrayal. 'I-I'm...I'm just a pawn?'

Kyo heaved a sigh and walked into Tohru's room.

"TOHRU?!"

He moved to try and pick me up, but I resisted as much as I could (squirming and biting and stuff.)

"What the hell is your problem?"

"I can do it by myself. I don't need your help."

"Is it about the food that Yuki made? I swear it wasn't me-"

"Yeah, I'm still angry about the food." I really wanted to break down into tears. Damn it, I hate being used!

But I'm not going to cry-

"You were crying back there. When that guy put the poison in you."

"I am incapable of crying."

"Then you aren't human if you don't cry."

For some reason, those words struck home. Struck it straight in the middle, dead center.

I didn't respond.

I couldn't respond.


Hey guys! Just wanted to say, that I need your help.

Okay, so, because I want to write so many stories at the same time, I need to do ONE story at a time. SO. On my profile, there is a poll. The poll votes for which stories I should hold and which stories I should continue. The polls will end in two weeks. The one with the most is the one that I will be continuing. Let's hope that the story that you want comes out first!

P.S Sorry if this chapter doesn't make sense! It was a bit random with the Tohru's stomach thing. IT WAS A DREAM, FYI.