The Farmer and the Lobster Man

(Farmer and the Cowman Parody)

Oh the farmer and the lobster man should be friends

Oh the farmer and the lobster man should be friends

One man likes to sail the sea

The other ropes cattle the runs wild and free

But that's no reason why they can't be friends

Territory folks should stick together

Territory folks should all be pals

Lobsterman dance farmer's daughters

Farmers dance with the lobster man's gals

I'd like to say a word for the lobsterman

(oh you would huh?)

He works early in the morning on a boat

It can get really chilly on the ocean

So bundle up and wear a warm coat

( Why don't those dirt scratchers stay in Maine where they belong?)

(We have just as much right here as you have.)

The farmer is a good and thrifty citizen

(He's thrifty alright.)

No matter what the cowman says or thinks

You'll seldom see him drinking in a bar room

Unless someone else is buying drinks.

Oh the farmer and the lobster man should be friends

Oh the farmer and lobsterman should be friends

One man likes to sail the sea

The other is a cowboy like you and me

But that's no reason why they can't be friends

Territory folks should stick together

Territory folks should all be pals

Farmers dance with lobsterman's daughters

Lobsterman dance with the farmer's gals.