*/* Picking Sides*/*
"Why won't you join my side? We could rule all of Mobius in a matter of days. I can give you everything you desire and more, together no one would oppose us."
"Do you truly wish to rule this world? Everyone doing as you say?"
"Of course. Once I have everything within my grasp I can then begin constructing this world to be better than it ever was. Eggmanland will flourish with the technology and advancements I have planned."
*cough* "Well, since I am going to be future ruler I have final say of what we name the planet. Eggmanland is a great name."
"Rrright. So currently the only thing stopping you from taking over the world is me?"
"If it wasn't for you I would be ruling the world yes."
"I see. So if I don't join your cause are you going to kill me?"
"What?! No! Why would you say such a thing, I'm sure with lots of persuasion and chili dogs I can get you to willingly chose to be at my side."
*laugh* "Persuasion hm? Can I see some of that persuasion now."
*blush* "Oh well um .. I don't have it ready right now but..um…What are you doing?"
"I don't see any chili dogs and this persuasion has me intrigued. Mind if I take a look?"
"Look at whaaaahh. Why are your hands …Oh!"
"Ah, Sonic if that was all you wanted..."
"No no I want more than that, much much more. In fact this persuasive tactic might take all night."
"Yes it just might. Shall we take this to my office?"
"Ooo, how kinky me likes."