Back To School

Hey, people of FF. So, this is my first Twilight story. It's about the Cullen's going back to school. What problems will they face? Jealousy? Check. Drama? Check. Major cat fights? Double-check! Hope you enjoy. Oh. And it will include Nessie's POV as she goes through…SURPRISE! Middle school! Co-authored by DramaQueen1649, Tohappyformyowngood, and little-fox25.

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Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. Sucks, huh?

Edward's POV:

I sat up. It was 5 A.M. My beautiful wife Bella lie beside me, reading Wuthering Heights. Our angel Renesmee slept soundly in the room across from ours.

Ah, Renesmee. Sweet little Renesmee, with her curly bronze hair and chocolate eyes. She was my sweet little girl, no matter how old she got. Or, rather, no matter how old she looked. Currently, Renesmee looked like an average twelve year old. She was in her mid-twenties mentally and she was four emotionally. Her growing had slowed to that of a regular human. Which is why we moved again.

The family had decided that we move to Alaska Renesmee's second birthday. Now, we lived in Ashland, Oregon. "Edward, what's wrong," Bella said, her eyes never leaving her book.

"Nothing, love. Just thinking."

"Edward, you think too much, she said, rolling over to face me.

"I know, love. Just worried about Renesmee." I said, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.

"You worry too much, Edward," she said, sitting up.

"I know, love. But I know you're worried, too."

"You know too much for your own good, Edward."

"I know, love," I said, playing with her hair.

"I love you, Edward."

"I know, love," I said, leaning in to kiss her.

Our kiss lasted for a few minutes before Alice burst through the door.

"Break it up, you too! Nessie's up! Time to tell everyone the big news!" she squealed.

"Alice…" Bella groaned. Us moving was hardly big news. No, this news was mainly about Renesmee.

"Come on, Bella. Don't you want to see the excited look on her face?" Alice dragged Bella downstairs.

Come on, Edward! You don't want to miss the look on her face. Oh, she's going to be so excited! Alice's thoughts screeched.

"Alice, you can't see her future," I pointed out, following her.

"Oh, Edward, I know that. It's just a gut feeling! Everyone's going to be so happy!" Alice said.

When we got to the living room, everyone was already there. Emmett sat on one end of the couch with Rosalie next to him, his arm around her shoulders. Carlisle stood in front of the TV along with Esme. Jasper sat in an armchair. Alice happily skipped over to him and hopped on his lap. Renesmee sat on the other end of the couch, patiently waiting for us. Bella and I sat on either side of Renesmee just as Carlisle started to speak.

"As you all know, we move from Alaska to Ashland. This was because Renesmee's growing slowed. Edward and Bella have decided that Renesmee will be starting Ashland Middle School this fall."

We all turned to see Renesmee's face. We expected excitement. We expected happiness. We expected anything but what we got. Renesmee's stare was blank.

"Renesmee? Ness, hon, didn't you hear? You're starting school! Isn't that great?" Bella asked, trying to sound upbeat.

"You mean… I have to… repeat middle school?" Renesmee said slowly.

Oh, no! She isn't excited! Why isn't she excited? Alice's thoughts screamed.

"Nessie. Honey-" I started, but got cut off.

"No, daddy. I'm fine. This is great! I can go out, make friends! And I'll be the top of all my classes," she said her voice going from just feigning excitement to actually meaning it.

Esme chuckled.

"I'm glad you're excited, dear. I hope the family follows your example," she said.

Oh, no, I thought. Here it comes.

"Go on," Bella prompted.

"Well, Carlisle and I have decided…you all are going to school!"

"WHAT? This is grea-" Alice's face suddenly went blank. When she came to, she was shaking her head.

"No. No no no no no no! NO! This can't be happening! You can't make me!" she screeched.

"Alice-" Carlisle was cut off by Alice.

"What kind of monsters are you? I can't believe you!"

"Alice, what are you screaming about," Rosalie asked, glancing at her nails.

"They're sending us to Ashland High School!" Alice yelled.

"So…" Rosalie said, not fully understanding the situation.

"Rosalie," Alice said slowly, as if she were talking to a toddler, "at Ashland High, they have to wear…UNIFORMS!"

"Have you no shame? I thought you loved us! I refuse to go!" Rosalie shouted.

"Jasper, please," Carlisle said, rubbing his temple.

"JASPER WHITLOCK HALE, don't you dare!" Alice shouted.

"Ali-cat…" Jasper's voice trailed off.

Alice ran over to Jasper and threw her arms around him. She started dry sobbing into his chest.

Jasper carried a crying Alice upstairs, while Emmett pulled Rosalie outside, where she furiously yelled and kicked and screamed.

"So…that went well." Renesmee said, getting up and walking back to her room.

"Agreed," Carlisle said, heading towards his office. Esme drifted towards her garden, and Bella and I sat on the couch, lingering for a moment.

"Let's go Edward. I don't want to be in the room when Rose comes in," Bella said, getting up and walking upstairs.

I silently followed her. This was going to be an… interesting year.

So, how was that? I'm not very good with getting their personalities right. Well, it was good enough for me. R & R!