Edit: Since it turns out my story is against the rules of Fanfiction, I'm going to edit each hate a little into a "Dear Fanfiction" or sorts, so it technically is the PJO characters writing, not me.

Dear Fanfiction,

Percy here. I've recently come upon my archive on Fanfiction, and while it's great that you all worship me, some parts of this sub category are... less than desirable. In this set of letters, I will point out such parts. Warning: Language and heavy ranting. Read at your own risk. Make sure to leave your sanity with the hopper.

Chaos stories. For some reason, they just piss me off. Maybe it's because I'm a somewhat logical person and they make absolutely no sense. Maybe because the idea of Annabeth cheating on me for no apparent reason is kind of... fucked up.

I've gone through some of this ridiculously stupid and just plain fucking overused clichés. It pisses me off how messed up they are. Let's look closely at every part of a clichéd Chaos story.

Part 1: I find Annabeth cheating on him with a son of Ares named Mark of another Son of Poseidon with a ridiculous name. Most of the time, on the beach. Firstly, Annabeth is obscenely OOC. She might as well be another character completely. Suddenly, a level-headed daughter of Athena becomes a slut like Drew (I even read one where Annabeth cheated on Percy with Drew).

It seems for some reason that 1 week after the Giant War ended and me and Annabeth made it out of Tartarus, we've completely recovered like nothing fucking happened in the first place. I've have near-death traumatic experiences before, and it's the sort of thing that will NEVER really leave you. So I don't know why I am skipping through camp teaching new campers and beating entire cabins in sword fighting at once. This sort of crap makes me asdfjkl; insanely.

So now somehow Annabeth has managed to kick m eout of camp (sometimes with other people too) and Chaos finds me. Nothing really to say this part. EXCEPT THE NAME. The undercover names sometimes just make me want to bang my head on the keyboard and die in pain.

I get named something that's supposed to be cool but makes melook like a complete fool. Names include: Stormbreaker, Orion, Delta, or some sort of crap like that. I mean, SERIOUSLY. If you're going to make me ridiculous, at least give me a good fucking name!

100% of the time I gets kicked out because of some half-brother of mine who just so happens to appear the day right after the war ended, and then suddenly get the entire camp on his side.

Usually, the half-brother doesn't appear in the story again.

And does anybody realize that in the instances where it's Annabeth betraying me, the writer never tells exactly HOW she's a traitor?

Now we reach the top of whom I end up dating. First, who says that EVERY SINGLE Chaos crap requires me to date either a) Someone that's dead or b) A MAIDEN goddess. I don't even know what to say to that.

In chaos stories, I also seem to be an obscenely mary-sued, overpowered, perfect warrior who seems to be able to kill anything I want. Which is great, but stupid. It's like dropping Master Chief into the Hellenistic Age. And after a few chapters of action, the plot really dies down into a repeating, "save the world" sort of thing, where I just kill monster after monster.

At that point, it's just a huge, impossible romance story where right after the hunters kill a few monsters, Artemis or Thalia grabs me and makes out… IN FRONT OF SWORN MAIDEN HUNTERS (or vice versa). And honestly, I don't even think Artemis is that hot.

In general, everyone in the story is so massively out of character, you might as well put it in the Twilight section. Although you could argue that this is Fanfiction, where characters are supposed to be OOC. Although, I don't understand why you're writing this as Fanfiction if all you're going to do is borrow the characters because you can't create your own and Rick's idea of the mythological world.

And also in 99% of the stories, by the middle of the story, you've changed from dropping a single Master Chief to dropping the entire USNC military into Greece. An invincible, seemingly badass army under my command just comes out of nowhere (and they're always made up of humans) that kicks ass on everything. I'm not even sure what they're fighting. "Well, they're fighting Chaos's father!"

Now, writing OOC Fanfictions is one thing, but creating completely new myths takes this to a whole different level. In Greek mythology, Chaos is the first primordial being in the universe. Numero UNO. The 1st. Number 1. First. How can the first thing in the universe have a father?

That's like saying the first life on earth came from its parent. I mean, wtf?

Hates against my opinion are welcome in the reviews.

Yours partly truly,

Percy Jackson.

Next up: Plot and summary fails in the PJO fandom.

And if this turns out to be against the rules (which is might be), I'll just turn it into a PJO characters writing letters about their criticisms, so don't tell me about that.