Rio: The Derek Hicks Chronicles

Chapter 1: The robbing

Blu bird sanctuary (Rio de Janeiro) May 23, 2727

Admiral Hicks went into Tulio's office along with Anthony Brown and
captain Logan Osmolinski.

"Tulio's not in right now may I take a message." His wife Linda said.

"No I need to speak with Blu." Admiral Hicks replied.

"He's in the sanctuary. I can get him soon." Linda replied.

"This is a Government matter lady. The world's zoos are being raided for
Spix's macaws." Vice admiral Brown added.

"In that case I will get you Jewel too." Linda offered.

"Good send them to alpha base here in Rio." Hicks told Linda.

Then suddenly a familiar red crested cardinal and a canary came threw
Tulio's open window.

"Sup Nico. Sup Pedro." Hicks said to the duo.

"What's up H-man how's it goin." Pedro replied.

"Just talking to Linda." I replied.

"You ready for Carnivale?" Nico the canary asked.

Then a familiar Toco-Toucan came threw the same window that Pedro and
Nico came in.

"Rafi what's up man?" Nico asked Rafael the toucan.

"Getting ready for Carnivale. P.s don't tell Eva I'm going." Rafael
whispered.

"Ya! She'd probably send the next generation after you." Pedro joked.

Then suddenly Hicks heard gunfire and a couple of muffled screams and
the whir of a Falcon drop ship.

"BLU!" Linda screamed.

But it was to late the falcon took off. Then Hicks heard maniacal
laughing.

"HA! HA! HA! Don't worry pretty birds we will find you great homes. Ha!
HA! HA!" Hicks heard an unfamiliar voice.

"That crazy cockatoo is at it again!" Pedro said.

Rafael told the story of how Nigel almost stole Blu and Jewel from the
aviary.

"We can't let that happen. Get me the UNSC Forward unto Derek and track
that falcon!" Derek called UNSC high command.
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Chapter 2: The chase and a new foe

UNSC Forward unto Derek (Above Rio de Janeiro)

"Welcome admiral." The familiar voice of Cortana greeted.

"Cortana plot an intercept course on that Falcon!" Hicks ordered.

"Yes sir! Tractor beam enabled pulling falcon into bay now. Beaming
Spix's macaws directly to the bridge." Cortana said.

In a whir of light Blu and Jewel were on the bridge of the UNSC capital
ship.

"Blu! I'm so glad your okay." Linda said as she picked up Blu and hugged
him.

"Save your mushy stuff for the sanctuary not on the bridge of the UNSC's
capital ship." Hicks ordered.

So Blu and Jewel were safely back home in Blu bird sanctuary and the
admiral had averted a crisis. But on a captured frigate known as the
Malicious a young man named James was watching intently.

"Jessie! Get a shuttle ready team Rocket would like a new addition to
its amazing collection and get me that cockatoo." James ordered.

And a new foe emerged from the darkness of space…..
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Chapter 4: A new ally

Alpha base (Rio de Janeiro) May 24, 2727

The new agent in MIB was walking down the halls alpha base his name was
Perry he was a platypus. He had just joined MIB a security sub-division
of the UNSC. Because he just defeated his arch nemesis: Dr.
Doofenshmirts.

Perry walked into a room with a very high ranking person in it he
assumed it was Admiral Derek Hicks.

"We need to find out why Nigel keeps attacking the sanctuary." The
admiral announced.

"It's very obvious that Nigel wants some serious revenge on me and Blu."
A female blue macaw said.

"Maybe I can be of assistance!" Perry said to the admiral and his 2
Spix's macaw friends.

"Hay I know you! You are that platypus from Danville that defeated the
giant walking machine." A male Spix's macaw said.

"That's me." Perry replied.

"Whoa! First we need to introduce ourselves, my name is Derek Hicks,
this beautiful female Spix's macaw is Jewel and this hansom male Spix's
macaw is Blu." Derek introduced everybody.

"My name is Perry." Perry introduced himself.

"So how are you supposed to help track down Nigel?" Arthur Asked.

"Easy, I saw a shuttle touch down near a crashed falcon drop ship and my
old nemesis Dr. Doofenshmirts was inside." Perry explained.

While this conversation was going on, down the hall was vice admiral
Brown and his brother Nacho they were reviewing the attack on the
sanctuary.

"This just doesn't make any sense those mass drivers should have taken
that falcon down before it made it through!" Anthony exclaimed.

Then suddenly an all too familiar cockatoo came through an open window.

"Surprise general! HA! HA! HA!" Nigel laughed as he stabbed his talons
into Nacho's neck.

"Sweet nightmares!" Nigel said as he left through the window in which he
came.

"Somebody! Help this guy is bleeding out!" Anthony yelled as his brother
was bleeding in his arms.
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Chapter 3: PUEP

Crashed Falcon (Rio de Janeiro) May 24, 2727

They took everything from me that stupid macaw and his stupid wife they
even took my plan for revenge away from me.

Suddenly Nigel heard a shuttle land near the falcon and a strange
looking cat got out and pounced on Nigel.

"HOW DARE YOU! I am the mighty Nigel!" Nigel yelled at the strange cat.

"Meowth! Alive!" A man with blue hair yelled and the cat brought him
inside the shuttle.

There was an ugly guy with a German accent, an evil AI, a red haired
girl, a dolphin on a moped, a strange green alien with the name "ZIM" on
his shirt, and a rat in a mech suit.

"My name is James this is my wife Jessie, this is Dr. Doofenshmirts,
this is an Irkan named Zim, this is Dr. Blowhole, and this is big rat.

"Who is that?" Nigel asked pointing at the AI.

"That is O'Malley an AI from project freelancer." James answered.

"We are the people of ultimate premium evil or PUEP." Dr. Doofenshmirts
replied.

"I told you we are not calling ourselves that, we are the United
poacher's enterprises, and we have a proposition for you, you help us,
we help you get revenge on the Spix's macaws, what do you say?" James
proposed.

"I say heck ya!" Nigel answered.

"Good, Warrant officer, take us back to the Malicious!" James ordered.
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Chapter 5: Nacho

Alpha base (Rio de Janeiro) May 24, 2727

Nacho was bleeding fast Anthony knew he would not survive long. So he
got the only person who could help.

"Doc! Doc!" Anthony yelled at the famous blood-Gulch medic.

"What do you need vice?" Doc replied.

"Nacho's bleeding out fast we need your medical expertise!" Anthony
panicaly said to Doc.

The two quickly got to the room where Nigel attacked Nacho and doc got
out his medical scanner and it showed that Nigel's talons had breached
his air pipe so Doc used the healing tool on his scanner and healed
Nacho's wound.

"He will need at least a week's bed rest." Doc told Anthony.

Suddenly Admiral Hicks and friends walked into the room

"What happened?" The admiral asked.

"Nigel stabbed Nacho with his talons and took off almost killing him!"
Anthony explained.

"NIGEL!" Blu and Jewel said in unison.

Meanwhile on the stolen ship Malicious James and Nigel had a
conversation….

"I really did a number on that 3 star general, but I had to resist the
urge to go down the hall and murder those macaws on the site!" Nigel
recapped.

"Good that should keep that general out of action, soon we will begin
taking off with those grand Spix's and I will…. Err! I mean we will be
rich!" and they both laughed maniacally.
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Chapter 5: Nacho

Alpha base (Rio de Janeiro) May 24, 2727

Nacho was bleeding fast Anthony knew he would not survive long. So he
got the only person who could help.

"Doc! Doc!" Anthony yelled at the famous blood-Gulch medic.

"What do you need vice?" Doc replied.

"Nacho's bleeding out fast we need your medical expertise!" Anthony
panicly said to Doc.

The two quickly got to the room where Nigel attacked Nacho and doc got
out his medical scanner and it showed that Nigel's talons had breached
his air pipe so Doc used the healing tool on his scanner and healed
Nacho's wound.

"He will need at least a week's bed rest." Doc told Anthony.

Suddenly Admiral Hicks and friends walked into the room

"What happened?" The admiral asked.

"Nigel stabbed Nacho with his talons and took off almost killing him!"
Anthony explained.

"NIGEL!" Blu and Jewel said in unison.

Meanwhile on the stolen ship Malicious James and Nigel had a
conversation….

"I really did a number on that 3 star general, but I had to resist the
urge to go down the hall and murder those macaws on the site!" Nigel
recapped.

"Good that should keep that general out of action, soon we will begin
taking off with those grand Spix's and I will…. Err! I mean we will be
rich!" and they both laughed maniacally.
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Chapter 6: Crypto and purple team

Random cliff (Roswell New Mexico) June 1, 2727

In Roswell some Spartans named: Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, Caboose,
Tucker, Washington, Church, and Tex were hanging out with
Cryptosporidium-140 on a cliff.

"Hey Crypto!" Simmons called.

"Ya?" Crypto replied.

"You ever wonder why were here?" Simmons asked.

"No! Because I know we are here on vacation!" Crypto replied.

Meanwhile at a gift shop in town.

"No Caboose I'm not buying you that video game!" Tucker yelled at
Caboose.

"Come on man DAH is an awesome game and I'll give you a cupcake if you
do." Caboose begged.

"Hey guys, what's up?" Church asked.

"Caboose wants some video game and I don't have any money." Tucker
replied.

Meanwhile at the trailer purple team rented Sarge and Tex were playing
wii play.

"Man! For a girl you play a mean tank on wii play!" Sarge said after Tex
beat a tanks level on wii play after Sarge lost his last life 10 levels
before.

"Just my girlish charm I guess." Tex replied as she beat another level.

Meanwhile at another gift shop Grif and Donut were shopping.

"Grif can I get this alien lotion for my foreign lotion collection."
Donut asked Grif.

"I don't care, go ahead but I spent all my money on Brazilian ale back
in Rio." Grif replied.

Meanwhile at the town range Wash was having some target practice.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Wash shot his SMGs at the pop out targets as he popped
another clip into one of his SMGs.

Another one bites the dust! Wash thought.

Suddenly his cell-phone rang he had no choice to answer.

"Hello this is David Washington how may I help you?" Wash said over the
phone.

"Wash, I need you to cancel the vacation and come back to alpha base and
report to me. And get ready for a fight!" Admiral Hicks said on the
other line.

"Copy that on our way!" Wash said as he hung up he had a grim look on
his face.
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Chapter 7: The meeting

Copacabana (Rio de Janeiro) June 2, 2727

Nigel had a plan to use those stupid marmosets to distract the
sanctuary's defenses while he goes off and captures those worthless
macaws.

"Where is Mauro and his gang of eejets*" Nigel thought out loud.

He entered the Copacabana, the song Sapo Cai was playing.

"Get me…. HICCUP… another….. HICCUP….. Round!" A boy with a tag that
said hi my name is Jonathon on his shirt demanded.

"Hey buddy, you looking for me." A familiar voice said behind Nigel.

"Mauro, a pleasure to meet you here…." Nigel replied as he whipped out
his talons and pinned Mauro.

"Have your friends distract the mass drivers at the sanctuary or I'll
make your head go pop!" Nigel threatened Mauro.

"Ye ye yes… I'm I'm on it." Mauro stammered.

"Good." Nigel replied. But before he left he destroyed the music player.

"Peh! I hate Samba." Nigel said as he left the Copacabana.
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Chapter 8: A tale of 2 Fernando's

War torn Russia June 2, 2727

Fernando-122 was a Hayabusa SPARTAN was fighting in Russia against Rebel
terrorists led by Obama Bin Laden (Osama Bin Laden's great great great
Grandson) with his squad of Spartans.

He whipped out his golden desert eagle and double tapped a terrorist he
had injured with his SRS99C-S9 AM sniper rifle.

"This area is clear I'm calling in a falcon to take us to Moscow."
Fernando's teammate Hugo told him.

A falcon drop ship picked up Fernando and his squad and took them to the
Kremlin but, on the way Fernando used his SPNKR rocket launcher to
destroy some scorpion tanks and had to snipe some rooftop tangos with
his Sniper rifle.

He then arrived in Moscow; his squad was air-lifted to some other place
in the city. Fernando went up stairs to stop the assassination of
President John Kakusky.

When he reached the room where the president was being held he saw a man
with an afro and a beard.

"Obama Bin Laden, I presume!" Fernando yelled at the leader of the
terrorists as he shot him with his desert eagle saving president Kakusky.

"Good job Fernando, by the way someone named Fernando called you from
Brazil." His superior told him over the radio.

Meanwhile a few hours earlier in Blu bird sanctuary Fernando Monteiro
was reading a book about Spartans especially a story about a Hayabusa
SPARTAN named Fernando-122 and how his famous Desert Eagle killed more
enemies than any other gun in the galaxy when suddenly the sanctuary's
alarm went off.

"What the heck!" Fernando thought out loud when he saw a bunch of
monkeys were jumping up and down on the mass drivers when suddenly an
all too familiar cockatoo swooped down and knocked out Fernando…

A few hours later Fernando woke up and noticed the monkeys were gone and
the sanctuary was quiet… too quiet. The birds were gone and he noticed
his book was open to a phone number page and found Fernando-122's Number
in so he called it….
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Chapter 9: The finale part 1: everyone comes together

Alpha base (Rio de Janeiro) June 2, 2727

Hicks had made calls to call in SPARTAN purple team and a SPARTAN named
Fernando then he got a call from Linda telling him that all the birds
were stolen.

"WHAT!" Hicks screamed over the phone.

"Blu, Jewel, Nico, Pedro, Rafael and family there all gone!" Linda
replied.

"Don't worry Linda I'll have them back before you know it." Hicks
replied.

"Admiral, I have a lock on the Spartans you wanted, there in the
briefing room." Cortana told admiral Hicks.

Hicks then walked down to the briefing room every SPARTAN he wanted:
purple team, Fernando, 117, SPARTAN blue team, even some non-Spartans
such as the vacation birds minus Blu and Jewel and Perry even Crypto was
there.

"Okay, as you may have heard Blu and friends have been stolen, we have
to get them back, Cortana search for there neural laces, we will need to
act quickly…" Hicks gave a speech.

"Admiral, there laces are in orbit, on a ship known as the malicious."
Cortana explained.

"We will assault this ship at 0900, tomorrow we need to be prepared,
everybody get ready… MOVE! The admiral barked.

Meanwhile on the evil PUEP ship in orbit Nigel was harassing everybody.

"…I was tall, over 1 foot 2, then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my
shoes!" Nigel sang.

"Come on, we've heard it before give it a rest." A canary complained.

"So young and vital, a South American Idol!" Nigel continued

Then Nigel walked over to Jewel's cage and hung her by the throat.

"I will make you ugly…. Too!" and he laughed manically.

Then James and his cat Meowth walked into the storage room.

"I've been keeping them busy master James." Nigel explained.

"Remember when I said we were going to split the profit 50-50. Well, I
lied, Meowth! Get him and lock him up." James ordered.

"What! You said we were in this together, you promised me a percentage!"
exclaimed.

"Well, next time get it in writing." James said as he threw Nigel into a
cage.

"I can't believe he double crossed me." Nigel thought out loud.

"What did you expect? He's a poacher and he's not Marcel. Did you really
think he was going to live up to his end of the bargain?" Blu asked in
the cage behind Nigel's.

"I didn't think and he double crossed me!" Nigel said again.

"Just think the whole UNSC is going to be all over this craft." Blu
explained.

"What did I tell you last time nobody's coming to help!" Exclaimed Jewel.
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Chapter 10: the Finale part 2: Attack on the Malicious

UNSC Forward unto Derek (High orbit) June 3, 2727

"Approaching the neural signals!" Cortana chimed in.

A huge fleet of sabers and boarding crafts were heading towards the
stolen, menacing frigate: Malicious. It had red war stripes painted on
its hull.

Meanwhile in the cargo bay of the Malicious Jewel was futilely trying to
break out of her adamantium cage.

"Stop that, you feeble macaw!" Nigel yelled at Jewel.

"Shut up, Nigel!" Blu yelled at Nigel.

"This is not time to start a civil war!" Nico chimed in.

Meanwhile on the bridge of the Malicious.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! I am going to be rich when I sell those grand Spix's to the
Korhal black market!" James exclaimed.

"Sir! A huge fleet of boarding crafts is heading towards us!" A bridge
officer exclaimed.

Meanwhile on a boarding craft filled with Spartans.

"We are approaching the enemy capital ship!" The pilot said as they got
close to the menacing frigate.

"So, Sarge said I could have his rank when he died!" Grif told Simmons.

"He did not! He said that when he died he wanted you baked into a giant
cheese ball, ALIVE!" Simmons replied.

Meanwhile in another boarding craft.

"I see you have a Desert eagle. That's cool!" Donut pointed out
Fernando's Desert Eagle.

"Dough! Of course I have my desert eagle! It's the symbol of who I am!"
Fernando yelled at Donut.

The fleet of boarding crafts was attacked by Plasma canons from the
Malicious.

"We're under heavy fire!" The pilot of the boarding craft said as a
plasma bolt bounced off its shield.

Just then the UNSC flagship decloaked and fired on the malicous's canons
and destroyed them. But suddenly, the Malicious fired its MAC gun and it
struck the flag ship's starboard engine. Boooom! The engine sputtered
out of existence.

Meanwhile on the bridge of the UNSC Forward unto Derek's bridge.

"Admiral! We just lost our starboard propulsion engine!" Cortana
exclaimed.

As all this was happening a boarding craft was destroyed in a huge
explosion. Booooooom! The craft was incinerated.

But the other crafts boarded the Malicious.

"We're in, we have to locate the birds and neutralize any hostile
guards!" Fernando gained command of the operation.

"Purple team: scout ahead, 117 and team you're on me." Fernando gave
orders.

Meanwhile in the cargo hold everyone was still fighting.

"Oh yeah! Well you're a bigger one!" Blu yelled at Nigel.

"You're just lucky we're locked up or I would tear your wing off!" Nigel
yelled back.

"You'd have to go through me first!" Jewel butted in.

"Can't we all get along?" Nico repeated.

Meanwhile in the halls of the Malicious purple team took down some
guards.

Boom! Boom! Fernando finished off the enemy.

The Spartans made there way down the hall and ran into some familiar red
and blue Spartans.

"Red sucks!" The blue one said.

"Hey! Respect the red flag!" The red one replied.

Fernando got out his SPNKR and blew them to kingdom come.

"Why flag! Why!" The red zealot's final words.

They finally made it to the door of the cargo bay. But there was one
problem there was 200 guards in the way.

"Oh shisno!" Church exclaimed
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Chapter:11: The finale pt 3: The big battle

Malicious (High orbit) June 3, 2727

In the bowels of the menacing frigate there were 200 guards in front of
the cargo bay door.

"How are we supposed to get passed that?" Church asked Fernando

"We improvise!" Fernando replied.

Fernando then got out his SPNKR and shot five shots into the crowd of
enemies. Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! All the enemies turned into a
pile of charred corpses and busted armor.

"That's what I call improvising!" Exclaimed Sarge.

Then suddenly a man in a reddish suit with a big R on the chest piece
suddenly came into the room.

"Hi! My name is James!" The armored behemoth said as he clobbered Church
and launched flames at Fernando.

Fernando got out his multi-world famous Desert Eagle and shot James in
the visor and he dropped like a fly.

Meanwhile another boarding craft that contained Perry and the vacation
birds entered the ship. Then they saw all there arch enemies.

"Well, Well, Pen-gu-ins a pleasure you to join us!" Dr. Blowhole said.

"Looks like we will be having a feast tonight!" Big Rat exclaimed as he
saw Lucky.

"Well, well if it isn't Perry the platypus!" Doofenshmirts exclaimed
when he saw Perry.

Then suddenly a robot with the symbol O on its armor and Tex came
crashing threw the ceiling and started fighting each other.

"Attack!" Skipper ordered and the battle of the century began.

Perry attacked Doofenshmirts with his wrist laser and knocked him into
an escape pod and pushed the eject button.

"Curse you, Perry the platypus!" Doofenshmirts exclaimed as the escape
pod crashed in Paris.

Meanwhile the penguins were using rocket launchers to attack Blowhole
and he disappeared in a cloud of dust.

As this was happening Big Rat was fighting with Lucky. With her enhanced
strength Lucky knocked out Big Rat's targeting system and knocked him
into an airlock.

Whoosh! And he was in deep space.

Tex shot O'Malley's robot body with a flame thrower and it exploded into
a puddle of green goo.

Then suddenly Crypto blasted through a wall and he was fighting Zim.
Crypto shot a disintegrator at Zim's robot legs and vaporized them.

"Ahhhh!" Zim yelled as Crypto probed him and stuck an Ion Detonator on
him. BOOOOM! No more Zim.

Meanwhile at the entrance to the cargo bay a red haired women and her
strange cat walked in the same way James walked in.

"We are team rocket, and we are awesome!" They said in unison.

Fernando loaded his last rocket and blew them away. Boooom!

"Any more enemies?" Fernando joked.

"OK. Good!" Fernando said as he placed a breaching charge on the cargo
bay door.
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Chapter 12: And they all go home.

Malicious Cargo bay (High orbit) June 3, 2727

Boooom! The breaching charge went off, and the team of Spartans went in.

"You are a stupid macaw!" Nigel yelled at Blu.

"Well you're an ignoramus!" Blu yelled back.

"A what!" Nigel rebutted.

"You aren't smart enough to comprehend that insult!" Blu yelled back.

"Shut up! Nerd bird!" Nigel yelled.

"You take that back!" Jewel butted in.

"Hey guys, you do know that somebody is here to save us!" Nico told the
fighting group.

"I am Fernando-122, and I'm here to rescue you!" Fernando told everybody.

Fernando and his squad opened all the cages and let the birds out.

"Come on we have to get to the escape pods!" Fernando yelled at the
group.

"Self destruct initiated. 5 minutes until reactor breach!" The computer
intercom said.

"Let's go!" Fernando ordered.

"Hey! What about me!" Nigel yelled because they didn't open his cage.

"Is this a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of thing?" Fernando
asked.

"Ya! Sure whatever." Nigel replied.

So Fernando let Nigel out of his cage and Nigel headed strait for Blu.
Fernando quickly got out his desert eagle and shot Nigel.

"Thanks Fernando." Blu said when he realized that Fernando saved his
life.

"No problem." Fernando replied.

"2 minutes remaining!" The computer announced.

The group made it to the escape pods and escaped.

Meanwhile on the bridge of the UNSC Forward unto Derek's bridge.

"Admiral, Fernando-122 says that we are clear to engage the Malicious!"
Cortana said to Derek.

"Lock onto that vessel with the PAC gun!" The admiral ordered.

The flagship's plasma accelerator canon fired a glob of plasma towards
the Malicious.

Boooom! No more Asian ship.