Reporter: We're here at fanfiction today to announce that A NEW AND little known author will be doing a story. We managed to get an interview with this writer and Naruto Uzumaki. Here they are now.

Reborn ninja: Hey everyone! The name's Reborn ninja! Nice to meet ya!

Naruto: And I am the big man on fanfiction Naruto Uzumaki!

Reborn ninja: Are you sure 'bout that?

Naruto: Um...yes.

Reborn: Oh, alright then. By the way, just so you know your crush and the person who likes you die…

Naruto (canon): Sakura and everyone are going to die?!

Naruto (mine): Woohoo the banshee's going to die with the pale tomato!

Reborn ninja (whisper): Self centered egotistical maniac and (YELLING) WHAT THE HELL WHO'S A PALE TOMAT…OHHHHH!

Reporter: Anyways, let's get on to the story, shall we?

I do not own Naruto or any affiliated characters.

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A ten year old blonde was sitting outside of a large castle in the midst of volcanic eruptions and meteors falling from the silver sky. The castle was surrounded by a small river of fire, with a single bridge to the castles gates that was blocked by another, smaller gate made of metal bars that had the kanji for seal at the top. Why was the boy standing there? Because after a long day of being chased by the villagers for some menial reason, the young man in question retreated within his mindscape to talk with his father, the only person that gave him the attention that he so desperately needed. This boy's name was Naruto Uzumaki, Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko who was currently sitting on the other side of the edge of the bridge, looking rather depressed.

"Kill the Demon!" He said waving his arms around over his head. "I still don't understand why they do that…"

"IT'S BECAUSE OF ME YOU IDIOT"A black and white fox roared from the other side of the gate.

"You don't have to yell... dad" Naruto said with a grin.

"DONT CALL ME DAD, YOU BRAT." Naruto smirked. He knew that his father would rather be called Kurama, or Kyuubi no Yoko, but it was just to fun to mess with him.

"WELL, my dad died sealing you in me so technically it's your fault, so you said you would make it up to me by being my dad and giving me bloodline."

"Which you denied…"

"Oh I did, did I?" Naruto said with a smirk.

"No, but it's dormant."

"So when are you telling me what is" Naruto whined while giving Kurama the kit eyes.

"Fine it's a group doujutsu"Kurama said

"Group? And what does it do?" Naruto asked somewhat irritated.

"Well, you and some other people get powers and a doujutsu." Kurama explained.

"What's it called" Naruto said skeptically.

"The GIFT OF THE VONGOLA"Kurama boomed.

"What does that mean? And can you tone it down a bit? That hurt my ears…"Naruto whined as the great demon fox face planted.

"The doujutsu works differently for each person but some common traits are element powers. Beyond that…well I guess you'll just have to find out. As for the gift itself, the people in this group have been chosen since birth." Kurama said matter-of-factly

"Hmm alright… hey dad what is today?" Naruto asked.

"Tuesday... Tuesday ... woohoo Tuesday and you already asked your question so you have to answer mine, did you get Itachi to train you?"

"Yep, and on better note the banshee and the pale tomato tried to 'leave the village' the last night before they were stopped and killed by ... a rabbit." Naruto said with an evil smirk.

"HOW...you clever kit you used henge, I'm so proud" Kurama said while pulling some tissues out of nowhere.

"I'm waking up... By the way dad, I think I'm going to drop the mask" Naruto said still smirking as he began to disappear.

"Crap ... Konoha is gonna get pranked so bad ... I hope Sauske and Itachi are gonna join in on the fun."Kurama said laughing while wandering back to his castle to go to sleep.

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betaed by austinjak0

A/N: So Danzo was framed for the Uchiha murder instead of Itachi, but both Sauske and Itachi survived. Itachi is going to be a good guy who didn't just leave Sauske to become a sociopath.

Both Sauske and Itachi are friends with Naruto, but only now is Naruto getting training from Itachi. Sauske and Itachi know about and have visited the Kyuubi with Naruto, and don't judge him as being the fox like the villagers do.

Naruto is friends with all of Konoha 12 except Hinata and the bansh...Sakura… both of whom are now dead.

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