11A/N: First response time!
Naruto: You said I get to do it
Reborn ninja: Fine
bun bun badumdumdum
Naruto sweat drops: He says thanks
Naruto: he already responded through pm but for anyone else. I, Naruto Uzumaki, code name sphinx, winged it when doing the vongola finder I didn't know if someone would actually be a part of it.
Reborn ninja: Now an Omake
Omake: Nah, I think I'll wait till the end.
Reborn ninja:*sob* where did I go wrong?
Omake: When you made first impressions I mean come on, it would have been more popular if you expanded the story more.
Reborn ninja: Fine, but just so you know I didn't want to expand it, and to the reviewers and fans yes all things like omakes, weapons, summons, will be, my sons and daughters, in this story (this will give you a hint on something if you pay attention, if you have a guess pm me and if correct you get a spoiler). (Only in these things because I hate self-inserts)
Omake: Shouldn't you go take care of the twins, tetsusaiga (girl) and tenseiga (boy)?
Reborn ninja: Oh...crap
Naruto: What?
Reborn ninja: Those names gave them too much of a hint... (Raincloud forms over head).
Omake: Well since my ...frie...fath...comr...guardian is too panicky let's begin oh and there will be none of my babies at the end of this chapter. There will be later though.
Awesome unidentified beta guy: GET ON WITH IT!
Omake: Fine. Reborn ninja doesn't own any of the trademarked stuff mentioned withing this chapter. Happy?
Beta guy: Yep!
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IN THIS CHAPTER BOLD DOESNT MEAN JUST KYUUBI, BUT BIJUU OVER ALL.
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Tailed meeting and new teams
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So after Naruto told Sauske and Shikamaru everything Kyuubi told him and told Shikamaru about said Kyuubi, they went home to wait till tomorrow.
Night time Naruto's
Kyuubi sighed looking depressed as he thought about the regular tailed beast meeting that he was supposed to go to with Naruto tonight. 'Ugh, it's that time again isn't it. I hope Naruto doesn't find out the secret from the others' Kyuubi thought.
'Hey, hurry up and open the mental portal so we can get out of here.' Naruto said appearing in the castle.
'Say the magic words' Kyuubi said in a sickly sweet voice.
Do you want me to tell Neko about the bee?
"FINE, I'll open it! Just don't tell her! Please!?" Kyuubi pleaded with tears in his massive eyes.
'Sweet! Lets go' Naruto said happily getting a sweatdrop from Kyuubi at his containers sudden change in mood.
At Mt. Kenkap
"Naruto"
"Gaara"
"Lee"
"Naruto"
"Gaara"
"Lee"
"Why do I feel they just stole another anime's catchphrase?" Shikaku and Kyuubi said with a ha...claw gripping the bridge of their noses.
"Hey Gaara, Lee, I want to try something. Would you mind me trying a jutsu on you guys?" Naruto said with a smirk at his own idea.
"Alright" Gaara and Lee, the 6 tailed green lion's Jinchuriki, said wearily as they braced themselves for whatever the blond was about to do.
"Hanyou 9 tailed release gift of the vongola: special technique: vice bosses." Naruto said. All 9 of Naruto's tails came out and cocooned Gaara and Lee in their fluf...chakra.
"Sand" Gaara said breaking out of the prison encased in a pink sand and with pink sclera, pink iris, and pink pupil with 46 tiny purple dots.
"Earth of youth" Lee said with his newly all brown eyes with a triangle from top to bottom tip at top.
"Alright! You guys are a part of my bloodline" Naruto exclaimed
"Oh goody…" Gaara said with sarcasm while Lee said it at the same time with total seriousness.
Meeting time
"First order of business is since when does my Kyuubi and Shikaku have kids with mortals, much less have them become their Jinchuriki" Neko said
"Crap, honey you weren't supposed to tell him" Kyuubi whined.
"Wait… I'm your son?! Since when?! I know I call you dad but that's like Gaara calling Shikaku mother because you guys killed our parents!" Naruto exclaimed going into a hyper ventilation.
"That was a cover up" the two tailed beasts said in unison.
Naruto used five tails to pin Kurama to the ground and 4 tails to do the same to Shikaku. "Explain" Naruto said using his demonic form turning into a 9 tailed fox the size of a London double-decker bus (the one in harry potter which I don't own nor do I own Rosario vampire) that was red and black.(remember hanyou)
"Well you see one time me and that silly girl Shikaku who was only 100 at the time ,the illegal age to be drinking which she did any ways, but I can't complain I'm only 80 yrs older, but still technically that night I was finally allowed to drink, anyway got drunk and met a sister and a brother who were also drunk that's when Shikaku got you and Kushina got Naruto, so you guys are technically brothers because the tailed beasts are family and your mother and father were both family you guys are really share blood, naruto you also have a brother and sister, they are twins." Kyuubi said not even trying to get out of his sons hold.
"Wait, you are actually my biological parent and I have siblings? Which makes us all family?" Naruto and Gaara said, still somewhat confused.
"Yes/yes" all the tailed beasts and other Jinchuriki said.
"'Sigh' Alright, but you and me are going to have a talk later dad. And Yugito-neechan can you come to Konoha for awhile?" Naruto said after releasing the 1 and 9 tailed beast and going back into his human form.
"Alright, I'll take the portal back with you" Yugito said.
"Weeee" Naruto squealed.
"Wait if the fourth wasn't my father and you didn't attack the village how did you get sealed inside of me?" Naruto questioned
"Well when you were being born I was there to support her but I forgot about being able to be in human form so the fourth misinterpreted my presence as an attack and sealed me" Kyuubi said.
Back at Naruto's after the meeting
"Where do I sleep Naruto" Yugito asked after she had finished checking out her brothers' apartment.
"Sleep in my bed we are practically siblings, so it really doesn't matter" Naruto answered.
"Cool, Goodnight Naruto." Yugito said as she climbed into the bed.
She didn't get a reply as Naruto was already fast asleep.
Next day at the academy
"So now that you are all here I would give a speech but Naruto, Sauske, Shikamaru, Lee, Tenten and Neji look as if they would kill me if I did, so let's just get on to naming the teams. Team one..." Iruka read but everyone who was listed ignored him until they heard their name come up on his list.
But right before Iruka could read team 7 Naruto, who was getting extremely bored, said "Hang on a second, I want to see if anybody has my doujutsu"
"Fine go ahead" Iruka sighed, knowing that no one was really paying attention to him in the first place.
"Hanyou 9 tailed release: gift of the vongola: meta pawns "Naruto said. Tenten and Neji both were held in the air.
"Metal" Tenten said while incased in metal and her eyes silver with a vertical rectangle inside.
"Waters of fate" Neji said, while his byakugan becoming blue like naruto's.
Also at this time Naruto's eyes became gold with his pupil becoming white slits.
"Okay you two it goes like this..."(Naruto is explaining everything).
"Okay, hang on a second. I'm making a quick change to teams," Iruka said after sending a messenger hawk to the Hokage to inform him of the changes and letting Naruto finish explaining to Tenten and Neji ,"Team seven will be Naruto, Neji, Tenten, Sauske, Shikamaru and Lee, your sensei will be Anko and Itachi. Knowing my girlfriend she will be here in a few seconds now, so let me get this done fast team 9 will be Choji, Ino, Shino and Kiba your sensei will be Umino Iruka aka the only bakumgan wielder aka me." Iruka said. This drew a few gasps from the class, no one ever expected their teacher to have a doujutsu, let alone one of the most powerful ones. Everyone who wanted to be a ninja knew of the bakumgan, it could copy all bloodlines except doujutsu,summon any animal, any amount of shuriken, kunai, senbon, and most importantly it could turn anything it touches into a bunch of butterflies.
"Wait, who will teach the new kids?" a random person from the newly named team 1.
"After getting caught doing that thing people do on prom night (I don't own smoozie videos) on an SS rank mission, Asuma and Kurenai have been demoted and have become co-teachers" Iruka said, just before the glass shattered and revealed a banister held by kunai that said "The one, the only, most sexy Mitarshi Anko!" A woman quickly appeared in front of said banester.
"Team seven, meet me on the Hokage monument in 1 min" The now identified Anko said before she took off, fully expecting to beat her new team there.
20 seconds later
'They beat me' Anko thought in shock. Seriously, she was a jonin, going jonin level speeds. Genin just couldn't do that, right?
"Okay, its introduction time right? You first sasy" Naruto said letting Anko get over her surprise and getting a slight scowl from Sauske at the nickname.
"Hn...just kidding my name is Sauske Uchiha. I can summon birds of prey, my likes are friends, Itachi, pocky, the unofficial vongola clan, and dramatic pause, my dislikes Danzo, and... (dramatic pause) ... a certain snake man" Sauske said.
"Ditto, for the snakes and vongola stuff" the kids said.
"Names Naruto Uzumaki, code name sphinx, I can summon phoenixes and spiders and I'm also the boss summon of the fox contract which I want you all to sign later and just so you know, I'm the boss summon because I am a hanyou, and to those who don't now my father is the Kyuubi ...yeah just found that out last night and to those who don't know he is also sealed in me, likes pretty much everything Sauske said but add pranks and the same dislikes as Sauske."
"My youthful name is Rock Lee Jinchuriki of the 6 tailed green lion," everyone gasped but Naruto who already knew, "I can summon demon lions, likes just like Naruto dislike same but I hate un-youthful people."
"You're too troublesome to understand and I shouldn't have to introduce myself because your a jonin you should be able to find stuff out about us." Shikamaru said sweatdroping slightly at the bushy-browed teens antics and their teacher's personality.
"Ditto" everyone else said.
"Alright, my name is Anko. I share your dislike of snakes and my likes are dango ,my boyfriends, and from now on you, my dislikes are when Iruka and Kakashi fight over who gets to go out with me when and when people call them gay or bi. For Kami's sake they share me and hate each other, I also summon snakes,Itachi is not here because he is buying a watchdog for Kakshi(get my pun kukukuku)" Anko said ,"Now usually I have to test you on your teamwork, but if I'm not mistaken Naruto is already your boss. So to test that," " bunny quotes" Hypothetically speaking if he wanted to destroy the leaf would you help him?"
"Yes" they all said.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because if Konoha did something to make Naruto angry, the village must of done something really bad or stupid" Sasuke said while everyone agreed to him.
Accepting their answer she turned to Naruto and asked, "If you could do any one thing before you died, what would you do?"
"I would have the whole elemental countries be at peace with one another, and to find my brother and sister." Naruto answered confidently.
"Okay you all pass , now let's sign that contract and have some sake because you all just came of age." Anko said, with glee and surprisment when naruto said something about sibling's.
So they all signed and were asked question about what they would do with his fox brothers and told them that if any fox was harmed by them he would break their legs. Friends or not, he was the fox boss.
then thet all got sake,all puked it up besides anko(duh),naruto,and shikimaru. XXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx XXXX
AN/ what did you think long isn't it ...well for me.
This story may cross with yet another story. If you can guess metaphorical cookie is given.