Excalibur

I thought he was cool at first. But then, all he did was talk…and talk…and talk…so this is my first SE fanfic, on request of the sakura trees. ^-^ although, not much of a story, it is something. ^-^


Excalibur, Excalibur

How I hate you so

Excalibur, Excalibur

I hate you so, that I kicked a picture of you

But accidently stubbed my toe.

You took advantage of poor Hero

Telling him to "Walk 3 steps behind"

Well you know where this shoe is gonna go?

It's gonna go up somewhere

And trust me, it won't be kind

You talk so much

That my head hurts

I fall asleep

During every single one of your appearances

Only to wake up

And find you still blabbing on

About something like 5-hour story time, or Hero's piercings

Excalibur, Excalibur

How I hate you so

Excalibur, Excalibur

I hate you so, that I kicked a picture of you

But accidently stubbed my toe.

Your 1,000 provisions

Are a bunch of crap

The only difference is that

Your 1,000 provisions

Match those

Of a gnat

I may sound like a troll

But truth is that I hate you with a passion

I am so glad that the anime gave you 23 minutes

'Cause the day I will like you

Is when I actually get into fashion

So Excalibur if you're reading this

Just letting you know

That stupid hat

And that staff

Drive me COCO!

Those poor fairies

That were having such a great time

The moment you came in

The had fled to hide

So as you can see

Anyone that reads this

I warned you well

When you pull out that damned 'sword'

That Excalibur will slowly kill you

First…

Starting from the head…

Excalibur, Excalibur

How I hate you so

Excalibur, Excalibur

I hate you so, that I kicked a picture of you

But accidently stubbed my toe.


Me: That's an inside look of every episode I watch with Excalibur in it. I swear, my face goes down like Black Star's everytime I meet him.

Excalibur: COME NOW STRAWBERRY, WE MUST DO 5-HOUR STORY TIME!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Excalibur: Ahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha!

Me: I warned you all well…

Chow!

Strawberry ish out!