Oh Boy…

HELLOOO! This is just another three-shot. Soooo….enjoy!


"Mommy, why you cleaning up today?" a young girl gasped. "IS IT SPRING?" she asked/yelled, following her mother around as the older woman frantically tried to sweep and dust every crevice.

"Well, no, a friend is dropping off his son-"

"IS HIS SON MY AGE?" the girl asked excitedly. The older woman smiled and nodded. "OH! WE ARE GONNA PLAY DRESS UP, AND GIVE EACH OTHER MAKE OVERS!"

"Now Tohru, this is a boy we're talking about-"

"AND WE CAN EVEN PLAY HOUSE! OH BOY, I BETTER GET MY ROOM READY!" Tohru said excitedly, and ran quickly towards her room upstairs.

"Ahh…if only she knew that it was Kyo…" the woman said, and then looking at the clock, her eyes widened, and gasping, she continued to scrub a stain, that was actually part of the table.


"Daddy, I dun wanna go!" a boy cried, giving his father quite a hard time…

And they were just trying to get him into the car!

"Now Kyo, you know that where I need to go is no place for children-"

"I'M NOT A CHILD! I'M A MAN!" his father smiled warmly. "Yes, but you are still a growing man. If you stay there without any trouble, you get extra desert tonight." At that, the little boy's eyes grew wide, and arms going slack against the car, he got in all by himself.

'Works every time…'


Ding Dong

Ding Dong

Ding Dong

Ding Dong

"MOMMMYYYY! THE GUESTS ARE HERE! THE GUESTS ARE HERE!" Tohru screamed at her mother, who was currently sitting down talking on the phone with her colleges. "Ok, yeah, I'll see you later, mhmm, TELL HIM YOU AIN'T NO DAMN TOY HE CAN PLAY WITH! I love you too hun, bye!" Kyoko hung up her phone, and looked at her child, who was currently pulling her leg to the door. "MMMOOOMMMMYYY!" she screamed again.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" she yelled. Once opening the door, a man stood, along with his embarrassed son hiding behind his leg. Tohru, not being shy at all tried to get a glimpse of the orange head.

The adults were quiet as they waited to see the outcome.

The moment Kyo locked eyes with her, everything became chaos.

Suddenly Tohru was sitting on top of Kyo, his hair held in her fist. "DARN IT, STUPID PIGTAILS!" he yelled, before switching their positions and grabbing her cheeks. Making her seem like a… zombie?

"I'MA HURT YU!" she yelled, and her muffled cry was the last thing the parents heard before the came barreling out the door.

"They are sooo getting married." Kyoko said, with Kazuma alongside of her. "I'll laugh when it never happens."

"Oh hush you. They are getting married. Now get your ass back to work, before I get you there myself. And it won't be by car."

He laughed nervously, and kissed her playfully on the cheek. "I'll hold you to that." He winked suggestively. "YOU HENTAI!" she yelled, and pushed his sorry ass towards his car door. He laughed nervously and drove off.

Meanwhile, Tohru and Kyo were still wrestling like there was no tomorrow.

"OK YOU TWO! BREAK IT UP!" she yelled, and using her super mother strength, she pulled them apart. Which was basically trying to get a needle, from a pool of lava.

Yeah, it hurt.

"STOP IT, OR YOU'LL BOTH GO WITHOUT DINNER!" she said sternly, blissfully oblivious to the wound on her hand. Tohru suddenly gasped and ran into the house. Seconds later, she came out with band aids. "Here ya go mommy! I'm sorry! I don't like Kyo! Can he stay outside like a good little doggy?" she asked happily as she gave her mother the band aids.

"Tohru, wha-NO!"

"Then can Tohru stay outside like the good BEAST she is!" Kyo said, emphasizing the word 'beast' quite heavily.

"Wait, wh-NO!"

"Stupid pigtails…"

"CARROT HEAD!"

"STINKY LADY!"

"OLD MAN!"

The insults went on and on, and there was no stopping this one. "Somehow, I wonder how I made through these 6 years of having a child…" she said, and dragged the two still insulting children back into the house.


"Ok, you two will paint a picture of how sorry you guys are to each other, if you do that, I'll make cake." She said, putting the two in the special art room. Paint had flown onto the walls, and multiple papers stained the floor.

"Ok!" the two said excitedly.

The moment she left, Tohru was nearly finished. "Ok! Done!" Kyo was still making a circle!

"What the hell is that?"

"That's you being eaten by Godzilla!" for a 6 year old, it was a very…violent picture. Kyo cringed at the sight. "You're supposed to draw how sorry you are for me!" Kyo said cockily.

"This picture, shows how sorry I am for you!" and with that she smiled brightly. When she heard her mother's footsteps, being the smart little girl she was, she had drawn another picture, showing how 'sorry' she was. "And this picture is showing how truly sorry I am!" she said sarcastically, just as her mother walked in.

Kyoko smiled at the sight. Aww! They were finally getting along! But with Kyo's face, and Tohru's smirk, her mother instincts went on alert.

She was young to!

She knew the trick of, make two pictures, then give the nice one when mother comes in.

"Oh…my children…"


Tohru had suddenly ran in the kitchen paint covering her brown pigtails. Suddenly, Kyo ran in and pushed Tohru out of the way. "WHATEVER SHE SAYS ISN'T TRUE!" and ran to go hide from her mother's wrath.

"MOMMY! WHEN I WAS PAINTING MY KITTY, KYO PULLED MY HAIR, AND DIPPED IT IN PAINT!"

"DID NOT!" Kyo yelled from his hiding place.

Kyoko was not listening to her daughter. Only smiling/smirking.

"Bwahahaha…" she laughed under her breath. Tohru had already ran off, running away from an angry Kyo, who had glue in his hands, and ready to stick it in her hair. "I'M COMING FOR YA!"

"AHHHHH!" she screamed, and ran outside screaming bloody murder. Good thing they lived on an estate where they had no neighbors...

"Ahh…I am so not gonna die of old age before I see their wedding…"


HHHHEEEYYYY! SPRING BREAK YALLS! I'VE DECIDED TO START THIS THREE-SHOT CAUSE IT WAS SPRING BREAK! PLUS, I WAS BABY SITTING MY CRUSH'S BROTHER, BUT THEN MY MOM WAS ALL LIKE "WHAT?! I'M NOT GONNA PUT TWO TEENS IN THE SAME ROOM AT NIGHT, ALL ALONE!"

"That's why we have you here Mom!" I yelled at her, but then, she was like "NOOOO" so then, he looked at me sadly, and winked at me, saying he would talk to me later.

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BUTTERFLY STOMACH. Just thinking about it makes me ditzy. Ahh…