Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia: Axis Powers.

"Are you…Prussia?"

Prussia turned to see who it was that had addressed him. The mystery man looked…well, awesome (not as awesome, obviously. Who could ever be as awesome as him?)

"Yeah. Who are you?"

"I'm Awesome."

OH HEYLL NO!

"No you're not. I'M AWESOME!"

"No, I mean that's my name. You may be the awesomest country, but I am Awesomeness itself."

Prussia stared.

"I LOVE YOU!"

Awesome smiled.

"ROMANTIC MONTAGE!"

And what a romantic montage it was. They frolicked through flowers, had a romantic picnic on the beach, kissed in the rain (well, more of a snogging session that turned into crazy monkey sex), and wrote each other long love letters, all to the cheesiest love song you can think of. Any love song will do (except Zombie Love Song, because that one's too epic to use in a crackshot).

But alas, like all good things, the romantic montage had to end. Unfortunately for our lovebirds, it was stopped by Prussia's brother, who was decidedly not as awesome as Prussia, Germany, as well as his boyfriend, Italy, definitely not as awesome as Prussia (or even France, for that matter).

"Ve! Are you also having the romantic montage, Prussia?" Italy asked excitedly. "Can we join?"

"What? Italy, this is my romantic montage! Go find your own!"

Prussia's harshness caused Italy to run off crying because he was so upset. Germany shot his brother a Nazi Glare™ before running off to comfort his distraught boyfriend.

Unfortunately, the romantic montage had already stopped, and the happy couple couldn't get the cheesy music to start up again, so they went to Prussia's house to have more crazy monkey sex.

And Prussia and Awesome lived happily ever after.

THE END

AN: Aww… how sweet…

Anyway, YAY! WEIRD STORIES INSPIRED BY CRAZY CONVERSATIONS WITH JUICE (Kirin's horns) HAVE RETURNED! AND THIS TIME, WE'RE INVADING HETALIA!

So, yeah. I've written a fair few crackshots for OHSHC because me and Juice were talking and then they became plot bunnies. This story was inspired by Juice's ship list, where one of the pairings was PrussiaxAwesome. How. The hell. Could I resist?

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