Prompt- Not wearing that [given by Guest Bisexual Cookie (Thank you :D)]


Disclaimer: I do not own the characters in this fanwork. They belong to Hidekez Himaruya, the creator of the webcomic and manga "Hetalia"


Emil scowled as his boyfriend, Lei Siu, showed him another 'couple costume.' "No."

"What? This one is great!" Lei Siu said, gesturing to the picture of the costume. "C'mon Emi-" he began, getting interrupted by Emil complaining about the nickname.

"Just... Find a different one then." Emil mumbled before Lei Siu could try to convince him again.

Lei Siu spun the laptop back around and started searching for another couple costume. He snickered slightly as he clicked his mouse, most likely looking at some ridiculous ones. "Like, how about this one?" He asked, turning it it around. It was a picture of a man with a plug around his crotch and a woman with an outlet around her's. "Like, we should get the lady one with a plug in the back so it could be more accurate for you." He grinned, cheekily, moving away slightly as Emil reached to punch him in the shoulder.

"I am not wearing that!" Emil said angrily, grabbing the mouse as he pulled the laptop closer to look for himself. "All of these look stupid." He commented, scrolling down. The only not stupid ones were clearly meant for a man and a woman, and he knew that he was probably gonna be the one ending up in a dress, even though he was the taller one in the relationship, and probably the more masculine looking one, in his opinion, at least.

"Okay..." Lei Siu trailed off, pouting. He thought for a bit. "Okay. How about we like, pick each other's costumes then?" He suggested, smirking slightly, most likely having thought of one. "And we won't show it to the other person until before the party, so we like, can't get a new costume for it." Lei Siu paused before adding: "And we need to wear everything given to us."

"So we're stuck with whatever the other picks..." Emil trailed off, trying to think of a good costume. Lei Siu would probably pick something embarrassing for him to wear, especially based on the costumes he had been showing him... "Deal."


The days before the costume party were all spent searching for all the costume related stuff they-or Emil- needed. He wanted the costume to be as accurate as possible, since Lei Siu was gonna have to wear all of it. Plus he didn't see why not. Granted, he wasn't gonna get too accurate with one part of the costume, since that would be wayyy too dangerous for anyone who didn't know how to properly use it, and he wasn't going to take his chances with it. A party equals drunk idiots and/or sober idiots. Not good to have weapons around.


"Like, here's your costume." Lei Siu smiled, giving Emil a box. It wasn't too big or too heavy, so hopefully it wasn't too much things. Emil was tempted to shake it, to hear if there was any non fabric parts or something, but he had to open it anyway, so he could just check for himself.

Setting down the box, Emil went to get the costume he had chosen for Lei Siu, which had to be put in two boxes based on all the parts he got for it. One was much bigger and heavier than the other, since those were all the accessories. He handed both to Lei Siu, who looked surprised at the weight of them. "And this is yours." Emil said simply, picking back up the costume Lei Siu had chosen for him.

"Like, See ya later Emi!" Lei Siu grinned, taking his leave before Emil could complain about the nickname again.

Emil pouted at the name, loudly saying bye, before taking the box to his room to go see the costume. He opened the box slowly, closing his eyes as he moved the lid to the side before opening his eyes. "God dammit." He groaned, picking up the maid's outfit, which revealed that the box also had women's undergarments in it. He groaned louder, taking out the extremely padded bra. It had a little round tag still attached. "Twice as nice... AA. What the hell..." Emil mumbled, squishing the padding with his hand. It was thick, especially at the bottom.

Taking off his shirt and putting it on out of pure curiosity, he facepalmed. "I should have gotten one of these for him."


Emil pouted, crossing his arms as he saw Lei Siu walk over to him not looking the least bit embarrassed over the overly sexualised outfit Kitana wore in Mortal Kombat X.

"S'up?" Lei Siu asked as he pulled the mask down, smirking at the sight of Emil wearing the short maid's dress he had gotten. "Are you like, wearing all the things I got you?" He asked, putting his arm around Emil. He was actually taller for once, thanks to heels.

"Yes." Emil said, pushing his boyfriend's hand away as he felt for the padding. "How are the heels?"

"I practiced, so they're like, good. Almost twisted my ankle though." Lei Siu commented, shrugging. He flipped open the fake fan blades, going into one of Kitana's poses. "I've also been trying this. It's like, pretty good, huh?" Lei Siu asked, wobbling slightly as he stood back up normally.

"I guess." Emil said, looking at Lei Siu in concern when his ankles wobbled. "You can take them off if you want, since I don't have to wear heels." He paused. "Thanks for that, by the way."

"Like, no way." Lei Siu said, shaking his head at the offer.

"Why? Because you're taller for once?"

"Yep. Also because you might use that as an excuse to like, take off some of your costume."

"I probably won't. My costume doesn't't have a lot of parts."

"Next time it definitely will."

"Who says there's gonna be a next time?"


Author's Note:

This prompt was kinda hard to think of something for D: it was fun though!

I used Kitana for Ice's costume choice for HK because I imagine that HK would probably play fighting games like that often, so maybe emil remembered her costume and thought it would be funny.

Sorry about the ending, by the way. It feels kind of forced, but I don't know how else to end it. Hope you all enjoyed none the less! Please leave a review if you have any comments or if you'd like to leave a prompt!


GUEST REVIEW RESPONSES (I'm trying this out since I can't PM you guys to thank you personally!)

Eliza: Your review made my day, to be honest. Thank you very much for reading and I'm glad you enjoyed and took the time to comment! Sorry if you kept checking back, by the way. I take quite a bit to actually get in the writing mood. I hope to see you again! :D

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