6Chapter 1
It was a very sunny day, which was not a great combination with the sweltering heat. It didn't help that Itachi was in a van with all of his friends, and a broken AC.
"Fuck, it's too damn hot!" came Hidan's voice for the hundredth time.
"Can't you shut up for ten seconds?!" came the voice of Kakuzu.
The raven haired boy decided to daze off as another fight between Kakuzu and Hidan started up. Itachi and all of his friends were going to university; they were going to the house they had rented for the next few years. It was quite lucky and surprising they could find a house big enough to fit the whole group in one house. Or at least Pein and Konan said the house was big enough to fit all of them in.
It was the last day of summer; they were going to their rented house last minute. This was no means Itachi's idea, it was a vote, majority wins. Sasori, Itachi, and Kakuzu wanted to come earlier, they were always the more responsible ones. The rest were just lazy.
"It's not my damn fault I'm hungry, hot, and tired!" Hidan continued to complain.
"Well, maybe if you had slept earlier you wouldn't be tired, and would have gotten up early enough to eat breakfast." Kakuzu shot back.
"Well, I didn't think we would get up so fucken early, or the car ride would take this long." Hidan argued back.
"How could you not think the car ride would take long?" Kakuzu argued before Deidara interrupted their argument.
"Ten-o-clock is too early, hmmm?"
"It's Hidan." Kakuzu replied.
"Oh right, hmm. His timing for breakfast is eleven-o-clock."
"Hey! That's brunch! Speaking of lunch, it's past twelve, can we go out for lunch?" Hidan said as he put his hand on his stomach.
A sigh was heard, as Kakuzu did a facepalm.
"It's alright, we're almost there, we'll eat as soon as we get to the house." Came the only female voice in the van, Konan.
"Fuck, fine! So, long as you cook."
"Fine." Konan sighed.
A few minutes went by, meanwhile Itachi was mentally counting down. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1….
"Oh Jashin, it's so fucken hot!" Hidan screamed.
Kakuzu groaned.
Hey guys, I might as well warn ya, this is not going to have a happy ending…
BTW This isn't going to be the real title, I just can't think of a good title. If someone does think of a good title, maybe you can message me it… Please….