Hey, everyone! So to those who don't know, I just adopted this story from Bonniebonbon. She wrote the first four chapters, which are all hilarious. But since humor isn't really my thing, chapters five and so on won't be as funny.

Right...so...on with ze chapter...?

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock…

Stupid writer's block. I've been sitting at my desk for the last 45 minutes staring at my cup. It's not giving me any inspiration yet. Let's stare at the window now.

That's it. I'm done. I quit. Yes, I already wrote 40 chapters, but I honestly don't know how to end the stupid thing. Who cares if Harry and Sam get together?

Hmm. About 350 people.

I have to say, I'm impressed. I did not expect to get this many readers! I mean…it's not that interesting. It's about a normal muggle girl named Sam who got a Hogwarts letter! And turned Malfoy to a ferret. Permanently. And then fell in love with the ferret-malfoy. Then died, and reincarnated into a ferret. Then they fell in love. Again. And they lived happily ever after.

I'm just kidding, jeez! Malfoy sucks. Why would I make my OC fall in love with a brat like him?

It's just about a muggle girl named Sam who got a Hogwarts letter and went to Hogwarts (obviously, who in their right mind would turn down a Hogwarts letter?!), and has a crush on Harry (kinda like me, except with green eyes and is a witch.). Honestly, there are tons of fan fics like this. But hey, people like mine!

I'm touched.

I wish I was Sam. My life is so boring.

Here's a preview.

My normal day:

Wake up (20 minutes after the alarm goes off)

Eat breakfast (Lucky Charms, because the rainbows are cute. And colourful. Get used to my spelling of colourful, I'm Canadian)

Go to School. School's boring. You don't do anything. And everyone acts like kindergarteners.

To clarify: My entire class consists of boys. I'm the only girl.

Meaning I have to endure their stupidity everyday. And their very, very lame pick-up lines. I think it's because they haven't seen a girl for so long that I am like an angel from heaven. Unlike them, who are more messed-up looking than platypus roadkill.

So, yeah. I hate boys. If only there was a guy like Harry in my class…

So…after school, I have piano. I love piano. It's the only thing I look forward to everyday, other than fanfiction.

Then I do my homework, if I have any. After that, I watch some Wong Fu Productions videos on Youtube (Who thinks Ted's the best? J) and go to sleep. Or write fanfiction 'til one in the morning.

And there's my day! Isn't it so exciting? (That was sarcasm, by the way)

"Sorry everyone. I don't know how to end this story properly. Thank you for reading anyway. If you guys want, you can continue it yourselves."

What? It's my first time writing an "I'm-going-to-quit-notice." Do you want me to start bawling or something?

It's not like I'm happy or anything. Writing that fanfic was my life. Now it's just piano and watching Ted being awesome.

Sigh. I wish I lived in a fan fiction.