Disclaimer: I do not own anything but OCS. Btw the wait is bc of a lost family member sorry...

In Danielle's new room...

"So, I recommend that you separate the clothes out for each day you want to wear them!" Pepper finished explaining to Danielle.

"Where's Tony again?" Danielle asked for about the fifth time during the explanation that took about an hour.

"He's a superhero, Iron Man, remember? They're out on another one of those missions where they risk their lives for others..." She drifted off, as she usually does when talking about missions.

"Can I go out for a flight please?" Danielle asked Pepper.

"Sure but stay by the Tower, okay?"

"Okay!"

...FIVE MINUTES LATER...

Danielle was in her black suit, which she dubbed her "nightingale" suit, on the top of Stark Tower, getting ready to fly. Slowly, she walked over to the edge of the building and jumped.

Her boosters flared and she was flying. This flight continued for fifteen minutes before-

"AH!" Danielle was pushed out of the sky. UGH! What The - OH MY THOR!
A robot, roughly twenty feet tall had shot her out of the sky. Smaller figures were above him, trying to move him back. It spoke, " I'll destroy everything you care for STARK!", it screamed.

Ah, Danielle thought, someone's controlling it from the inside. Well, this should be fun.

Anger getting the better of her she flew up and over to the monster, which was currently throwing the Avengers onto the ground.

...DANIELLE'S POV...

"HEY! SCRAP METAL!" I called, right in front of the robot. "oh! You're just making my job easier, ! I thank you!" He, the robot, said.

"Danielle-no-" Tony was on the ground underneath a pile of rubble, struggling to get out.

"Easier? Oh no. I just made it a lot harder, Scrappy!" I called back to him.

He made a blast for me and I was hit, don't get me wrong I didn't get hurt, but my armor got scorched.

"YOU ARSE! THIS IS MY FAVORITE ARMOR!" I shouted, blasting him in the top, making a hole that I climbed through.

I walked around what seemed like miniature hallways before finding the controller of the robot.

"-And I will tear them limb from limb, Stark, right in front of your eyes! How's that for you?" He finished. I walked up behind him and spoke right in his ear: "NOT BEFORE I RIP YOU APART! I'LL HAVE TO GET THIS REPAINTED, YOU KNOW! " I was downright furious. I Blasted everything I could see, punching and kicking at the same time.

… NO ONES POV...

The Avengers down below thought that Danielle was the one getting hurt. But no, Danielle had grabbed the man and flew out of the robot as it exploded. They landed quickly, Danielle threatening the man who was whimpering and nodding. The Hulk was Banner again and was helping the Avengers out of the rubble. Six hours of consecutive fighting really wore out a God and his friends. The Avengers started walking up to the two on the ground, well one, as Danielle was holding the man up, to take the man, but instead listened to the final threat.

"If you so much as think about the Starks EVER AGAIN, I will personally take one of your larger robots and shove it up your arse till it comes out that hole you call a mouth, hear me?" a nod comes from the man, a terrified look on his face.

Clint, who of course was closest to the two the whole time, and heard all of Danielle's colorful language, started clapping. "SHUT IT CLINT!" Danielle shouted, whipping around and handing the man to Tony.

"I still haven't gotten any coffee this morning and if I don't get any in the next ten minutes someone's gonna die." Danielle said coldly, glaring at all of the Avengers, and turned away from them. She flew off to the nearest coffee shop before anyone could blink.

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A laugh could be heard coming from Danielle's room, getting louder and louder until Bruce was sent to see what was going on. He found her on her bed, StarkPad in hand, laughing her head off.

"Danielle?" Bruce slowly approached her. Everyone was still scared of her since that morning...

"Yeah?" she said, not looking at Bruce yet.

"What are you laughing at?"

She looked at him and started laughing again.

"Come on I can only say this once..." Danielle got up and left the room, tearing up in silent laughter.

xXxXxxxxxXxXXxxxxxxxXX

"avengers! Assassins, soldiers, ac/dc fans, scientists. I present to you; HISHE!" Danielle said, pulling up a video on the giant TV.

The Word HISHE appears on screen, showing pictures flipping as the word comes out...

"You want me to put the hammer down?!"

thunder

Thor, Iron man and Captain America come on screen, all cartooned.

"Are we done here?" Cap asks.

Screen flashes to Loki

Loki: "Hello!"

Iron Man:"You're still here?"

Loki: "Yes!"

Thor: "Why didn't you run away as we settled our differences?"

Loki: "I'll never tell! Mwahaha ha ha!"

Loki continues uncontrollably giggling crazily. And hides crouching beneath cliff doing hippo eyes at the heros.

"OK we are not taking him back to base he is definitely up to something!" Cap states and Thor on screen, showing pictures flipping as the word comes out...

"You want me to put the hammer down?!"

thunder

Thor, Iron man and Captain America come on screen, all cartooned.

"Are we done here?" Cap asks.

Screen flashes to Loki

Loki: "Hello!"

Iron Man:"You're still here?"

Loki: "Yes!"

Thor: "Why didn't you run away as we settled our differences?"

Loki: "I'll never tell! Mwahaha ha ha!"

Loki continues uncontrollably giggling crazily. And hides crouching beneath cliff doing hippo eyes at the heros.

"OK we are not taking him back to base he is definitely up to something!" Cap states and Thor nods.

"That was..."

"IT'S NOT OVER YET!"

Music starts up, THE AVENGERS How it Should Have Ended came on screen.

Flashes to new york in Chitari Battle

Captain america running, jumping, " ho ho! ha ha! Shield!"

To Iron Man flying before Chitari, " Gentlemen, right this way."

"Only you, Tony, Only you..."

Flashes to Hawkeye, shooting an Explosive arrow, " Bladah!"

Flashes to Hulk and Thor smashing and punching Chitari, " Roar!" " here comes the Hammer!"

"Stop! Hammah time!"

Flashes to Black Widow shooting a gun while saying, " Pew pew pew!"

"Oh my-"

Flashes to Captain America jumping up in Cannon ball fashion, " CAPTAINBALL!"

"hahahahahahaha" Laughter kept a steady ring throughout the room.

Thor on a building, " Romincient Cane!"

"Who?"

"Just ignore it."

Nick Fury pointing a gun at a holographic screen, " Say what again! I dare you! I Double Dare you!"

"I can actually see that happening!" Tony said through the laughter.

Black Widow stabbing a Chitari in the back.

Hulk swinging and smashing Loki saying, " PUNY GOD! PUNY GOD! PUNY GOD!"

More laughter...

Iron man Taking up the nuke, " ahhhhhh TANK MISSILE!"

EXPLOSION!

Iron man from ground, " Hey you guys ever had Shawarma?"

"That's what happened? Oh my God Tony, you almost die, and all you can think about is food?"

Superman, The Avengers, and Batman in Shawarma

Superman:" This place serves food?!"

Tony:" Yeah you guys never had Shawarma either?"

Hulk: " nomnomnom SHAWARMA! nomnomnom"

Steve: " Um. Why I have to sit in Hulk's Lap?"

"'Cause you were a bad bad boy Stevie!"

"Shut up Stark"

Thor: "mmm ANOTHER!"

Batman to Natasha: " Hey, I'm Batman, Wanna know my Secret Identity?"

Natasha:" Why?"

Superman Clears throat, " So, you guys had quite a weekend."

Steve:" Ha, that's an understatement."

Superman:" First you guys were all against each other, then you're buddy got killed, so you're suddenly friends-"

Hulk spits out food, " Someone Died?"

Tony:" Um, yeah, you kinda missed out on that part."

Natasha:" But luckily you still wanted to be friends later!"

Hulk:" oh"

Batman:" Yeah right after you fell out of the sky and conviently learned to control your rage."

Superman:" And did you steal a Motorcycle?"

Hulk:" um. Details, not, Important."

Superman: "Details like Odin being able to to send Thor back to earth?"

Thor:"What?"

Batman:" Or the professor conviently making a way to close the portal? That worked out well for you guys."

Superman:"Or the Chitari All dying Phantom Menace-style after the nuke?"

Batman:"Yep. One convient thing after another."

Steve: " Hmm Kinda like your utility belt."

Thor: " aha!"

Clint: " burn!"

Tony:" You know what I think? I think you two are just jealous that we knocked it out of the park."

Natasha:' Totally!"

Steve and Clint:" Yeah hea!"

Thor:"We did it!"

Hulk:" OH YEAH! JOSH IS BOSS!"

Clint:" Sorry guys."

Batman:" I'm not jealous, I'm Batman."

Superman:'I guess I would be jealous, if I wasn't, like, all of you combined. If I couldn't fly or shoot lasers, or catch missiles, or see really far, or smash through buildings- ( Money starts coming up) - or wear red and blue."

Money continues coming up around only Avengers.

Tony: " What's that? You're fading out!"

Steve:" Whoa oh! We've- We've broken too many records!"

Thor: " We can't hear you through all of this box office money!"

"Wait We had a movie about us?"

"Well I am in it."

"Shut up Tony."

All Avengers laugh.

Money finishes covering Avengers.