10Okay, I feel really good about this story; okay… to be honest I have no idea where I want this to go. That is why have lovely reviewers and friends, right? Oh, this takes place in the future. In the bottom, I'll explain any "Historical events" that are mentioned in the story.
Anyway, I hope this is cool.
Yaoi: Don't like, don't read. Actually, if you don't read it, I will come round to your house and give you figgy pudding tie you to a chair and have "Story time".
It will be delightful.
So read up, my lovely dandelions, or I will turn you to coffee.
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Elizaveta:
I fell from the tree, the branch making a large CRACK sound.
"Kiku!" I yelped. The Japanese man reached for my hand. "No! Get the picture!"
"Eliza-senpai." he nodded. "I will."
Pause: Alright, now you reader people. Kiku did just use a male honorific. It just hasn't grown yet, don't listen to Gilbert, he calls me a girl, but I know I'm a boy. Humph.
Play.
My head cracked against the ground.
Well, it would have, if my cute little friend Lilli weren't there.
I breathed a deep sigh. "Thank god, Lilli. You are a literal lifesaver."
Lilli had grown up a lot since her brother let her free. She comes from the country of Liechtenstein, now fully dependant on herself. She still loves her brother, but now she's a strong independent woman.
"No problem." I'll be here all night.
"Funny."
I looked to our crew. Natalya whimpered. "How come you never let me on any missions with Ivan and Yao?"
Everyone turned and stared at her. "Last time we did, Yao ended up in a hospital and Ivan cried for three days straight. Also, Ivan is your brother. You don't need to be all up in his business." I explained.
"But-" she started.
"No!" everyone said simultaneously.
"Oh, I forgot Role Call. Lilli Zwingli?" Kiku started.
"Here,"
"Natalya Arlovskaya?"
"Do you really need to ask?"
"Yes. Eliza-senpai?"
"I'm here."
"Honda Kiku? Oh, I'm here."
Kiku blushed at the last name. "Heracles Karpusi?"
"Hm? Oh, I'm here."
"Yeah, that's… yeah." Kiku checked the name off the list.
"We're all here."Kiku nodded to Lilli, who took the clipboard to the van. Yeah, we've got a van.
"All right, briefing time." I stood in front of the rest.
Kiku whispered in my ear. "Why is Heracles here?"
"I thought he'd be nice to be around, is there a problem, Honda?" I was in my commander mode. When I'm in commander mode, I do not mess around. You should have seen me when I beat up Gilbert for that Roderich guy.
"No, senpai." both Kiku and Heracles blushed.
"Good, alright. We have another Alfred and Arthur thing tonight. As you can see, I just fell out of the best tree for viewing them," I rubbed my sore bum. "And the biggest branch finally gave way. So we need a new viewing spot. Scope the house and report to me if you find anything." My crew nodded and put their hands in the center of us. I did the same.
"Heta-Yaoi-Fan-Club, break!" We threw our hands into the air, laughing. "We totally need to change our name." Lilli said.
Belarus suggested, "ILOVETALLANDSMEXYRUSSIANBROTHERS Club?"
"No" anonymous decision.
"Fire Death Team? I got it from my friend Ludwig." Kiku added.
"Nah, doesn't sound like us." Natalya murmured.
Hey, Characters, why don't we ask the readers? (I don't need quotation marks, I'm the author. I'm Awesome!)
"That sounds nice." I said.
Great! Readers, my loving and dependable friends. I need a team name for our Yaoi loving friends. Hint hint: they don't only love Yaoi, but hey, I do. Free One shot for best name. And OC appearances for first place, second, and third. (If there are that many.) Now, I gotta fix the fourth wall that I shattered, (with my death scythe.)
"Ahem, I feel like someone interrupted us." Kiku said.
Heracles stood, "It was Natalya, she was murmuring about Ivan." Natalya gave him a death glare.
"It wasn't me, but for the sake of the unspeakable author, I'll take blame." Natalya sighed.
I laughed. Commander mode off, fangirlish me, well, it's always on.
"Crew, disperse."
Kiku:
Heracles was paired with me.
Well, we weren't really paired off, but he came with me.
Ever since he helped me get over my speech impediment (I couldn't pronounce my "L"s, silly, huh?) he's been really nice and has been kind of close.
"Hey, Kiki." I heard his godly voice smile the words.
"Um, Heracles-senpai, my name is Kiku, not Kiki."
He laughed. "I know. But Kiki is a cute cat name, yeah?" I smiled.
"I guess. I like cats." I whispered. "Um, wait, I didn't say that! I'm manly. I'm not kawaii, I'm manly as fuck." I flexed my "muscles" for emphasis.
"Kiku, you said a bad word. For some people they won't be able to read it. It's going to come out as two asterisks."
"Oh, I meant 'I'm manly as rice.'"
"That's good. I like cats though. I guess that makes me the uke of our relationship."
I stopped. I face palmed.
"Heracles, you would obviously be the seme, have you seen my girlish figure? Alfred thinks I look like a girl from behind. Good Japanese term though. I bet Eliza-senpai taught you that."
"Yes. But you said you were manly, and you-" he frowned, upset, "-said you don't like cats." He appeared furious. I think he really likes cats.
"No, I lied, I really love cats. Cats are the bestest."
"Whoa, you used a made-up word to describe them. You really do like them." We smiled together.
Something rustled in the bushes. "Hey, Japy!"
"Oh, hello Sadik." I smiled to my friend.
Heracles frowned. "Hey, Sadie."
"Aww, Brosef, you know that isn't my name." Sadik frowned right at him.
You see, in really ancient times, Grecians (which Heracles is Greek) had a big war with the Turks (which Sadik is Turkish), at that time known as the Persians, in the Persian wars. So they take history pretty seriously at our school, Hetalia High. They hate each other.
Sadik smiled. "Hey, Japy. I'm your best friend, yeah?"
"No! I am! Kiku totally digs my sexy cat ears!"
Both Sadik and I stared at him. "What cat ears?"
"These," he pulls something orange from his pocket and puts it on his head. "Aren't they 'kawaii'?"
"Well, Japy thinks my mask is hipster chic." he tapped the mask that donned his face.
"Dude, why do you wear that?" Heracles pondered.
"Uh, why not?"
"Well, why do you call me 'Japy'?" I asked quietly.
"Well, you're Japanese! Thus, Japy was born."
"Isn't that racist?" Heracles butted in.
"Yeah, but Japy doesn't mind. Right?"
"Hey, Heracles. Look, Alfred and Arthur are watching a movie." I pointed to the window. I had found a decent spot. This was going to Eliza-senpai.
"Oh! It's Disney's Hercules. I love that movie."
"I hate that movie." Sadik butted in.
"Both of you, It's Captain America. It has nothing to do with Hercules." I reasoned.
"Oh, that movie's co- WHAT! WHY ARE THEY MAKING OUT?!" Sadik yelled.
"Sadik, get down! You'll distract them! Heracles, hand me the size 11 lens." I clipped it to my camera.
I snapped a hundred and forty-two pictures in consecutive order.
"What are you doing?" Sadik blurted.
Heracles covered his mouth with his hand and found a gag. Eliza-senpai had taught him well.
"I'm getting out of here. You guys are nuts." Sadik turned to me and gave me a hug goodbye. I felt his hand reach into my pocket. I was sure I was blushing and I'm sure I looked redder than one of those tomatoes that Lovino boy eats all the time.
He then ran away, Heracles' tongue sticking after him.
I reached into my rear pocket. I pulled out a slip of paper with the words:
Sadik
(###)###-####
I'm too lazy to put real numbers, pretend it's your own or whatever.
I threw the paper in the bush. I liked Sadik, but not like that. (Sorry TurkeyxJapan fans)
"Are you ready, Heracles?" I asked. Even with Sadik's outburst, Alfred and Arthur haven't stopped kissing.
I snapped one last picture, and then we ran off to where Eliza-senpai said she would be.
Little did I know, I was holding hands with Heracles.
Lilli:
I think I broke my wrist when I saved Lizzy.
"Hey, Natalya? I'm going to the van to get a first aid kit. I think I hurt my hand." The Belarusian girl nodded and continued taking notes. With a pen that looks like a knife? Weird.
I walked down the path. Wow, Alfred really needs some security. He probably thinks he, "The Hero", can handle any problem. Dork.
Ever since I've grown up, boys have been looking at me funny. That Sealand-ish kid has backed off. I think he's dating that Raivis boy from Latvia. Speaking of that Latvia kid, I remember when he used to have brothers, then Lithuania and Estonia were forced to become a part of Latvia and they ran away from home.
Raivis kind of became a big, creepy weirdo like that Ivan guy. I can't say anything about it because Natalya used to be close friends with the Lithuanian boy, Toris.
Toris liked a Pole though.
Not a pole, like the big metal cylindrical things, but a gender confused person from Poland. I think it was a girl, but… I'm not exactly sure. Her name was Feliks.
I reached the van and pulled the door open. My elder brother hopped out.
"Ah! Bruder?" I yelped.
"Ja, hold it down, 'kay?" He held his soft hand to my mouth. "I just want to say, 'Happy Birthday.'" I looked at him.
I forgot my own birthday? Wow, I need a calendar. I also need to remember not to ask Francis for one. I'd end up being married to him. Ew.
He laughed a soft laugh. "I bet you forgot it, didn't you?"
I solemnly nodded. I was clutching my hand.
"Hey, Li, are you okay?" he asked. I frowned.
"No, Vash. I think I broke my wrist."
"Here," he caressed the wound and asked me where the first aid was. I pointed to the red bag with my good hand.
He likes the first aid symbol. He says it makes him think of home. The Swiss flag or whatever.
"It's just a sprain, but you should be careful. I'll wrap it, then you can go back to what you were doing. What are you doing? At Alfred's house? In a van. Li, what are you doing?"
His face, full of concern.
"Nothing, I'm hanging out with Natalya. she lives nearby and I wanted to get something from her van for her."
I grabbed something random, "This."
"Li, you don't have to lie to me."
"I really am hanging out with Natalya."
"Yes, that may be so, but that's your diary from when you lived with me. Are you giving it to her?"
I blushed. I never let anyone see it. He caught my bluff.
I needed to change the topic.
"Do you still have those pajamas I made you?"
"Ja, I see you still have the ribbon."
"I do."
I wear it different nowadays. I pull my slightly longer hair back in a ponytail. The vibrant purple ribbon is my favorite thing.
"I miss you, Lilli. I've never not thought about you. I love you." His words blossomed in my heart.
"I know you found me on the street. I know we aren't really siblings."
He nodded, his face coming close to mine.
To be honest we were really only had one year age difference.
I kissed my brother.
I pulled back, blushing.
"I'm sorry, I… I have to go." I dropped the diary into my purse.
He nodded and ran out of the van, into his shiny red car.
"Bye, Li. I hope I can see you again soon." he called out to me.
I walked back to Natalya, my face redder than that Lovi kid's tomatoes.
"So, is my little Lilli incestuous now? Join the club. I'm trying to convert those Germans, Ludwig and Gilbert. They think I'm weird…" (Germancest, No. NO. NO. No. No. NO. No. NNNNOOOO. No. Go home Belarus. No. NOOOOO. No. NO.)
She went on about incest for hours.
I just sat on the porch with my hands around my diary, blushing and thinking of Vash.
Arthur:
FLASH!
"Alfred, what was that?" I pulled back from the kiss.
"Who cares? I'm making out to a boy on my couch, to Captain America."
"We do this every day."
"Yes, but… um…"
"Exactly, you want to check out the strange flashes?"
"Fine, I am the Hero."
"Good."
Natalya:
I opened my cell phone, I expertise in cell phone pictures. I held it to the window.
Alfred and Arthur were gone.
I texted Lizzy.
Nat: Hey, Al and Art are not in the living room.
Liz: Yea. Let me hear the audio.
Nat: U got AUDIO?
Liz: What kind of fangirl wud I b w/out audio?
Nat: I guess…
Liz: Not 1, that's what.
Nat: Cool.
Liz: Yea.
Liz: Get OUT OF THERE!
Nat: What?
Liz: Ther comin out!
Nat: of the closet?
Liz: OF THE HOUSE!
Lilli: Hey, Nat. Where'd they go?
Nat: They're coming out.
Lilli: Of the closet?
Nat: The House!
Lilli: Ah!
Kiku: Nat? Where are they?
Nat: They are coming out.
Nat: Of the house, not the closet.
Kiku: Oh. I've got Heracles. Meet the van?
Nat: Yeah. See you.
Alfred:
"See, No one. We're all good."
I patted Iggy's back.
"We're all good?" Iggy asked.
"Of, course." I pulled in for a quick kiss.
A bright flash came from a van across the street.
I bet it's just my "Love Spark" for Iggy.
Yeah. I'm the hero.
Elizaveta:
"Mission, success."
I loaded the images onto the computer.
"Natalya, you got no pictures of Alfred and Arthur!"
"Yeah, my pictures are much more interesting."
I sifted through them.
Natalya hooked up my laptop to the television setup we had. Her pictures flew across the screen.
"What are these?" Kiku asked.
"Well this one is you and Heracles talking to that Turkish boy. And this one is you with the Turkish boy's hand in your pocket. And this is you throwing away whatever he gave you." Kiku's face turned redder than, well-
LOVINO"S TOMATO! WE GET IT!
Sorry, Heracles grin stretched from ear to ear, proud of the little Japanese boy.
"And this is you two running to Lizzy, holding hands."
"Natalya, what happened to Arthur and Alfred?!" Kiku shouted. He hardly ever goes over a whisper. Heracles was grinning like an idiot.
"I chose a more interesting topic. See, look at this." She took over my laptop, I let her. This was indeed, interesting.
"This is Lilli, she sprained her wrist when she caught you, Lizzy."
"Oh! Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"She got fixed up real good, by none other but Vash Zwingli!"
"Lilli! I thought you hated him! Independent Woman now!"
"…"
"Here she is, surprised by his sudden appearance. We need to lock the van, by the way. And here she is, making some BS story for why she's here. Here she is, getting caught. See that? It's her diary. And, wait for it, KISS! My little incest apprentice!"
"Lilli? Are you okay?" I asked.
"Yeah," she sniffed. "I'm fine. I'm actually happy. I like seeing my picture. I look nice."
She whispered something, it sounded like, "Vash looks better." But I didn't catch it.
"Oh, but here's the best. Guess who came by Lizzy?"
I froze. "No, Natalya. Turn it off."
"GILBERT!"
-0-End of Chapter One-0-
I did it! It is awesome! It's crazy long too.
It took me two hours to write. Maybe three.
Shout outs: Thank you to TimelessNight for giving me a good friendship. I'll send you the cover sometime this summer, I promise.
Thank you to GlitterTrails for entertaining me with your Toolbelt/Magic 8 Ball guided stories. (seriously, check them out!)
Thank you to VampirePaladin for attempting a fanfiction trade with me. I'm just not teamwork. I really don't know what to do. I've tried a million times, but just can't get it. Sorry. I'm trying. I hope you are patient. Karpusi Cat Clinic is Awesome.
Pozagee, let me have your Hetalia belt. (Read The Hetalia Belt. It rocks)
JacksonHanning, I demand you to communicate with me! You too SarahTonin! And you need to update Anything and Everything Awesome.
Thank you to the authors of Swapped (UsxUk) and Boy Like You (another UsxUk) for finishing your stories, but I am also sad they are over.
Thank you for any reviewers and readers. If I get enough reviews, I'll share Elizaveta's experience with Gilbert. I'll also take requests for the pairing they stalk examine next. If you chat with me, you can get your name in the shout outs next chapter. *hint hint nudge nudge*
My Crazy History:
2014 A.D. – World War Three between North Korea and the rest of the world. (I'm Canadian. Yay!)
2134 A.D. - Liechtenstein no longer wants to be dependent on Switzerland for government and military.
2135 A.D. - Lichtenstein asks help from the Nordic Countries (Including Sealand, which is an Empire [it took over Greenland and part of Iceland]) to get freedom from Switzerland, which is only holding on to protect it.
2146 A.D. - War ends, Neutrality in Switzerland is only broken if Liechtenstein is concerned. Liechtenstein wins.
2148 A.D. – Liechtenstein wants more land. Fights Switzerland. Queen Slovic beats the Swiss President (because Switzerland becomes a Democracy in 2034 A.D.)
2234 A.D. – Liechtenstein completely overthrows Switzerland.
2278 A.D. – Lichtenstein divides into Provinces, and Switzerland is allowed the largest Province. Switzerland and Liechtenstein are the same size now.
2500 A.D. – This story takes place. No futuristic-y things. World War three kind of decimated the planet, but it took us a while to get electric things back. It's kind of the things we have now (2013).
Okay, over three thousand words! Aww yeeeaah.
-Loolie
P.S. Stay thirsty, mein AWESOME friends. (Prussia is, the most obnoxious man in the world.)[Kesesese, Dos Equis jokes]