10Yeah! Chapter two. It is not as long as the last one, but I was crazy when I wrote that. Good thing I'm insane, yes?
Before we start, I never explained the whole Latvia thing.
2013 A.D. (Yeah, it's happening.) – Latvia breaks free of Russia's clasp, the Soviet Union is no longer the "glue".
2020- Latvia sees the big open land around them.
2021- Latvia (who has been developing an army in case Russia came back) sends an army out to Estonia.
2023- Estonia gives up and is overcome by Latvia. Estonia no longer exists.
2067- Latvia begins invasion of Lithuania, who has been preparing both the Lithuanian and Polish militaries.
2067- Latvia easily overcomes Lithuania, but is weakened by Poland. Lithuania no longer exists.
2068- Latvia is forced to split the land with Poland.
2500- Poland is still trying to gain military and government rights to Lithuania (to bring him back) but every time they try, Latvia beats them. Latvia is a super country now.
Okay, now I haven't let many reviews come in, (Hey Saiyanpelt!) but the name I have decided on is:
THE YAOI SPOTTING SPIES
or YSS for short. Thanks, it's a coolio name.
And I am going to explain the whole Gilbert-Hungary thing, let me just say, I am a PruCan lover. It's my favorite, and you probably want to read the actual story and this author's note is making you angry, but I will try PruHun. If you like AusHun, or PruAus, or PruCan (sister fist) then PM me, and if enough people don't like PruHun, I can change it. *Wink*
-0-All right, if you skipped past the Author's note, this would be a good time to stop.-0-
Elizaveta:
"Ha, ha ha ha." I laughed awkwardly. They didn't need to see what I did. I was certain I was blushing.
Natalya opened a new file on my laptop. It was marked PruHun.
"Why is it called PruHun?" Kiku asked, staring intently at the computer.
Natalya looked at him with a face that said, "Why not?" and merely pointed to the screen.
"Lizzy's Hungarian and Gilbert comes from the Prussian Empire in Canada."
"Oh, so… Lizzy was being romantic with Gilbert?"
"See for yourself."
She pulls up the file and puts it into display mode. There I was, looking awesome in a bush with binoculars. I need to get that picture and frame it. Natalya has a sweet camera.
"Here she is pulling up her audio jack, which is awesome by the way." she pointed to the screen. "And see that in the background?" she poked the dark landscape behind me.
"It's Gil." I blushed.
You could clearly see his pale white hair and red eyes.
My mind flashed back to that time.
Elizaveta (back then):
Kiku and Heracles just left me, reporting the supremeness of the back yard window.
I pulled the audio jack that I just bought up from the van to the side of the house and held it against the wall. I pulled the head phones over my ears and listened to the soft voices. My back was turned from the wall, fixing the volume and definition. My head phones picked up a soft noise. It sounded like…
Someone taking the jack off the wall.
I turned abruptly.
There stood a tall, lean figure, his stark white hair contrasting vibrantly with the dark of the night, his eyes, almost scarily red.
He was swinging my expensive audio jack around in circles.
"Hey!" I yelped, covering my own mouth.
"Sooo, Whatcha doin'?" His silky voice brushed against the air.
"Examining." I said matter-of-factly. "You don't need to be here."
"Really? Because I believe you owe me something."
"What?" I asked, not sure where this was going.
He clipped the jack back up to the wall. What concerned me was how well he did it. It made me think he has a few of his own.
"This," he cupped his hands around my face. His eyes closed and he leaned in.
I did the exact opposite; I opened mine and pulled out.
"Gilbert!" I shrieked.
His eyes opened. The red leaking with disappointment.
"Sorry, Liz." He rose, letting go of my face.
"What did I do that made you think you could do that?" I hissed.
"You kind of, umm… did that with me."
I froze, furious. "WHEN?" I swore I was a virgin, last time I checked, I've never done that.
"At Francis's birthday a few months ago."
I stared at him.
"I was drunk."
"No! I made sure you didn't drink any alcohol like you told me to!"
"You let me drink the punch, didn't you?"
"Oh, yeah…"
"Gilbert, haven't you been to enough parties to know that at least one of you 'Bad Touch' psychos always spike the punch?"
"Oh."
"Yeah. So I owe you nothing. Wait. Does that mean you were sober?"
"Liz, it's me. I'm never sober."
"So I can still call myself a virgin?"
"Yeah, I won't care. I'm still one too then."
"Really?"
"Yeah, crazy right?"
"Yeah."
I turned and looked in his soft red eyes.
"Alfred and Arthur aren't, listen."
"What?"
"Put these on."
I handed him the head phones.
His eyes widened, then squinted, then teared up. "Liz, what is this?"
"Well, we're at Alfred's house. And Arthur's over."
"Oh, I better tell Francis his precious 'Angleterre' is taken."
"Isn't that French for 'England'?"
"Don't all of us seem to be very into countries?"
"Doesn't our whole group of friends seem to be a personified country?"
"Liz, don't be ridiculous. Personified countries? Really?"
"I know, silly of me."
"It's cool."
"Gil?"
"Yeah?"
"Are you still up for that kiss?"
"Yeah."
I leaned in and he did too. He closed his eyes first. I followed after him.
We kissed until I felt a buzz in my pocket.
I pulled back. "Thanks, you should go before one of my friends catches us." I whispered.
He winked and ran off back from where he came.
I checked my phone, sure enough, it was Natalya.
Nat: Hey, Al and Art are not in the living room.
I sent a short reply and hooked up the audio. The head phones smelled of Gilbert, I sighed.
""Alfred, what was that?" I heard from Arthur.
"Who cares? I'm making out to a boy on my couch, to Captain America."
"We do this every day."
I snickered.
"Yes, but… um…"
"Exactly, you want to check out the strange flashes?"
"Fine, I am the Hero."
"Good."
Oh god, they caught us.
I quickly texted Natalya, then ran to the van.
Everyone made it and we drove off.
I caught one last picture of a kiss.
"Oops, forgot the flash." I said as a flash went off.
Heracles:
I smiled as I saw the pictures. Good for Elizaveta and Lilli.
I smiled more at the pictures of me and Kiku. I looked over at the real Kiku, who was opening a can of tuna.
"Hey," I said. I was tired. I needed a nap.
Kiku looked at me and smiled. "Hey, Heracles-san."
All of the girls were flipping through the Alfred and Arthur pictures.
I leaned over to Kiku.
Kiku put the can down. It was uneaten.
I wondered why he wouldn't eat the opened tuna. I knew when a fluffy white cat and a sleek black and white one hopped up and started eating it.
"I didn't know we had cats." I said softly.
"Yes, I think they should be our mascots, but the YSS don't need mascots, according to Natalya."
"YSS?" I questioned.
"Oh, I think our team name should be the Yaoi Spotting Spies. YSS just has a nice ring."
"Yeah, it does. I like it."
"Thank you."
"Let's tell them later."
"Why?"
I pointed. "They aren't looking now."
"Why would that matter?"
"So I can do this."
I leaned in close.
Natalya:
They were totally making out behind me.
I held my phone at my side and turned off the flash. Rapid fire mode is turned on, and…
I now have pictures to upload later.
"This one's resolution is too bad, what do you think Natalya?"
"Hmm? Oh, yes." I nodded to Lilli.
Lizzy deleted the picture. "This one, half of Alfred's face is cut off."
"Yes, but look, Arthur's tongue is so far down his throat. Save it in the blackmail file, labeled Arthur." Lizzy thinks she's the queen of Fangirls?
Bitch please.
Natalya. We have younger readers.
Aww, are they cute?
Yes.
Then let me try it over.
Ahem.
Lizzy, please.
Better. I'll give you a surprise later.
Yay!
Anyway, I sorted through the rest and laughed as I heard Kiku scramble away from Heracles.
Kiku:
I kissed him! I kissed the most wonderful boy in the world. I KISSED HIM IN A VAN!
Oh, Buddha.
I sure as heck hope Natalya didn't notice. It's like she notices everything.
Natalya totally noticed. I scrambled away and I swear I could hear her snicker.
Heracles and I cleaned the spilled tuna that I knocked over in my haste to pull back.
Heracles' lips were like butter.
Soft perfect butter.
Squee.
Heracles pulled up and kissed the top of my head.
I was redder than-
Don't say Lovino's tomato. That is only good for Spamano fanfictions.
-a pickled plum?
Good.
I was redder than a pickled plum.
-0-End of Chapter Two-0-
I like this chapter. There was a lot of kissing. Sorry there wasn't much Lilli.
Anyway, History Time! (I like this. It makes me feel all… CONTROLLING.)
Audio Jacks (not the kind for plugging in your iPod): Invented by the Canadians in 2021. For spying purposes. Hook up to the wall. Kind of looks like a funnel connected to a pair of headphones with a control panel.
2135: Canada is noticed by America. Only, just a little too late. America is overcome by Canada.
2184: New Prussia becomes more than just a rock.
2184: Prussia is now the size of Germany, just in Canada.
2367: Prussia-Canadian Peace Pact is created. If ever a war, Prussia and Canada will join forces and fight together.
History Lesson over.
I love you guys. Okay, Shout Outs:
Thank you to ladyaqua99 for the favorite and the follow.
Steampunk Marionette: Awesome. Just… You are the bestest.
Hey Saiyanpelt. GET AN ACCOUNT! I want to be your friend! I want to talk to you directly and not via a shout out!
.Awesome: Girl, you are kick ass. I don't care if that is a bad word. That's what you are.
Hey, I thought we had cute young readers.
NAT! I SAID I DIDN'T CARE!
Okay. Fine. Hey I never got my Surprise!
Fine. Next Chapter.
Next Chapter preview:
Natalya:
I was ecstatic. Not all of the yaoi in the world could be better than this.
Big Brother was here.
So yeah, Russia's coming.
So is Switzerland.
It's gonna be all Big Brother up in here.
Not that terrible show, but literal big brothers.
Until later my dear friends. Review for more.
-Loolie.
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