Chapter three! Go me! I'm Awesome!

Okay, special thanks to .Awesome for making me want to do the next chapter.

Alright, I think History's caught up so…

-0-LET'S START THE STORY! (Fast forward two weeks since the last chapter)-0-

Lilli:

I wanted to see my big bro- I mean Vash. I missed him.

I haven't seen him since the Alfred-Arthur mission.

The stairs creaked as I walked up to Kiku's house. I hope he didn't mind if I showed up an hour early. We have a meeting today, those of us in the YSS.

Oh! Kiku came up with the name, the Yaoi Spotting Spies a while ago.

Actually, it was Saiyanpelt.

You're ruining the story.

Sorry.

It's cool.

So Kiku came up with the name.

Speaking of Kiku, he thinks no one has noticed, but he and Heracles have totally hooked up. They kiss every time we finish a mission, when they think we aren't looking.

I pulled the door open; I had a big heavy bag of cookies for the meeting. I bet Kiku wouldn't care; he doesn't have locks on his doors any way. The walls are made of paper. I wonder how he sleeps safely and comfortably without locks or proper walls.

I dropped the cookies on his kitchen counter.

The living room needed a cleanup and I bet Kiku was out in the bath washing himself, so I was going to be a good guest and clean up for him.

I threw away all of the empty tuna cans and sushi containers and the only thing left was a few kimonos. I took them into Kiku's bedroom.

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I am never going into Kiku's house again. Never ever ever!

When I went into Kiku's room, guess who was there? Heracles! Heracles and Kiku! TOGETHER!

I mean, I knew they hooked up quickly, but… THEY'RE QUICK!

I think I'm still blushing. I mean, I'm happy for them. I just wasn't expecting that!

I pulled my cell phone out and put Lizzy's number into the call screen.

I almost hit send until I thought about it. What I really wanted was a hug, and ever since Natalya took those pictures of her and Gil, she's been kid of distant.

I typed in Natalya's number.

Well, Natalya's not big on displays of affection, public or not, unless it's with Ivan.

Ivan, what I needed was a big brother.

I called Vash.

"Vash?" I asked.

"Hmm?" A groggy voice questioned. "Oh, Lilli, hey."

I melted as he said my name.

"Can you come here? I need help."

"Sure, are you okay? Where are you?"

I had run away from Kiku's house. I looked at the sign.

"I'm in a place called Russia." Whoa, did I really run to a new country? Wait, isn't this where Ivan lived?

"Oh, Lilli, you are in serious danger! I'm coming, let me get some people."

"You're coming?"

"Yes, I'll be right there."

Natalya:

"WE'RE GOING TO RUSSIA?!" I shrieked at Lizzy. We were in my front lawn. The neighbors peeked their heads out.

"Yeah, Lilli's stuck there." Lizzy told me. "You, me, Vash, Roderich and," she paused, "Gilbert are going to save her."

"Big Brother's in Russia!"

"Hmm? Oh, yes. I bet that's why Vash sounded so scared. Crazy does run in your family."

"What did you say? I was day dreaming about Ivan."

"Oh, nothing. Pack a bag. We'll be 'examining" Ivan and Yao while we're there."

"I thought-"

"I know what you thought; you'll just have someone to watch you. Ever since you attacked Yao we've been short on Ivan-Yao pictures and I personally think they're cute."

I glared at her. "I'm going to pretend you didn't say that for your sake."

"Thank god." She wiped her brow.

"Elizaveta!" a shrill girly voice cried.

I grinned, "Here comes Roderich." I whispered to Lizzy.

"Don't be mean, that was obviously a girl."

Roderich came running up to Lizzy. "Elizaveta, Vash called. I came as soon as I could."

I snickered and Lizzy blushed profusely.

"Yeah, I um… yes, Roderich. We're just waiting for Gilbert then we'll set off."

Lizzy turned to me and started laughing so hard I was afraid she was going to choke.

"Yeah, I know. Gilbert showing up on time? That's hilarious." Roderich said, not really getting what Lizzy was laughing at.

"Hey, no need to be rude. You're just jealous of my AWESOMENESS." A voice behind the three of them said.

"Gilbert!" Lizzy said, smiling like an idiot. Gilbert lazily walked out my front door.

"I came an hour ago."

"WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?" I yelled. Nobody even questioned it.

"Hey Lizzy." he kissed her on both cheeks.

Both Roderich and I stared at them. "Gag me," we said simultaneously.

"Hey Nat." He waved to me then leaned forward.

"Kiss me and you will be dead."

He backed up. "Sorry, it's an Italian greeting, my brother's little boy toy taught me."

Lizzy laughed, "Feliciano would do anything to get cuddles and kisses, especially from Ludwig. I used to be his babysitter."

Roderich put his arm over Lizzy's shoulder.

Oh, did I mention that Roddy's dating Lizzy.

No.

Oh, well he is.

It drives Gilbert mad.

"Hey, Liz. How about we meet up in an hour? I have to pack some bags. Meet in… Oxford Hemmingway Park?" Gilbert asked, not caring about the death glares Roderich was giving him.

"Sure." she blushed.

Roderich opened his mouth to retort, but he caught me watching him with a look that I hope said, "Say anything and die" but most of my looks make me seem like "I'm thinking of stabbing you".

"I'll meet you later then," Roderich sighed.

Lizzy just nodded and danced off to her house.

Roderich looked at me.

"Am I making a failing attempt?" he asked. My heart burned with pity.

"Aww, poor baby. Here, to make her fall in love with you, do this," his eyes widened with joy. "Remove all large words from your vocabulary, dye your hair white, make your eyes red, and say 'awesome' every five words."

"Oh, yeah." His shoulders slumped.

I laughed and slammed the door in his face.

Now I have to pack. I was going to see big brother.

(*Whispers* Belarus is a total B)

What was that?

NOTHING! Finish your part of the chapter.

I slammed the suitcase on the ground (after hitting the author. *Rubs head* "Ow…") and pulled open the front door.

I'm ready.

Elizaveta:

Gilbert totally kissed me! Like, twice!

Roderich? Who's that? Oh! Roderich, yeah.

I don't think Roderich is the one I love anymore. Just saying.

I packed my bag full of those slimming sweaters and jeans they had a huge sale on at the mall last week. "I bet Gilbert would like my butt in these." I dropped in an acid washed pair. "Gilbert likes this colour on me." I threw in a tight tee-shirt into the mix.

"I am never going to close this suitcase. It's overflowing." What didn't I pack? I looked into my closet.

A Hungarian military uniform and a green maid dress. Pssshht. I would never wear those.

My phone buzzed. I clicked it on and looked at the screen.

Roddy: I know you like to over pack. We're only going for three days. And hurry, Lilli needs us.

Liz: Yea yea, I'm comin. Did u no that I have a Hungary military uniform? And a satin green maid dress? Where did I get those?

Roddy: Elizaveta, the "maid dress" is from me. It's the prom dress I got you. For prom in two weeks? As for the uniform, you're on your own on that one.

Liz: Oh, yea. I remember.

Roddy: Fine, see you at the park.

Liz: C u

I pushed the huge suitcase out of the door. Now, off to the park.

-0- THIS IS AN AWESOME TIME SKIP -0-

Roderich insisted on sitting Shotgun next to Gilbert. Darn I was gonna sit there.

I sat in between Vash and Nat. Nat was incessantly texting or blogging or whatever she does. Vash was pulling his hair and rocking back and forth.

"Lilli's gonna die. She's gonna die. That 'Ivan' bastard is gonna get her. She's gonna die."

Vash was going nuts. I mean practically insane. At least someone *ahem* me, was nice enough to give Nat headphones so she couldn't hear the things Vash was saying about Ivan.

We finally arrived at Russia. God it was cold here.

(Hey, Reader friends. I just blew my own mind. Get this; I just made Lichtenstein walk from the ISLAND of Japan to Russia. And then I made the others drive from some country to Russia in less than an hour. Brain… we are talking geography here. Pssshht. It's the future. Who cares?)

Vash:

I ran out of the damned vehicle. "Lilli! ARE YOU DEAD? PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD!"

The snow crunched dreadfully as I ran around frantically.

"GILBERT! OPEN THE TRUNK!" I yelled, as I was running straight for the car. Gilbert quickly lifted the trunk's lid.

Three bundles wrapped in cloth lay beside each other in perfect lines. "My babies," I whispered as I stroked the largest one.

I quickly unwrapped the twine and burlap. I haven't used these since that small Italian man boy girl thing tried running in my front lawn.

I hugged my gun. My beautiful, precious, rifle.

"Hey, no guns! We haven't broken peace in fourteen years! Put the gun down." A thickly accented Russian mewled behind me.

I turned to him. "Hello, Ivan. I do hope you don't think I that stupid as to think you haven't broken peace."

"Ah, clever Swiss. I knew peace would be a tricky matter around you, considering you broke yours a few months ago."

I sneered. "We didn't break peace. We stopped jerks like you." I ran at him with the gun aimed at his head.

Gilbert:

Okay, so this is completely awesome. The guy is so crazy about his sister, that I think he's hallucinating. He started rolling in the snow, then came waddling towards the car shouting at me to open the trunk. I obeyed and he crawled into my trunk.

I stifled laughter while Elizaveta was pawing my back.

He sat there for five minutes in the fetal position, mumbling about guns, peace, and Ivan.

Oh, speaking of Ivan, here he comes now.

Ivan:

God, those strange people. I hate tourists. Yes! Okay, Poland military painted the Kremlin pink, but does every single human on Earth need a picture of it? (Sorry, IRL Russians. I surely hope no one paints the Kremlin pink, it's beautiful now as is.)

I looked and saw a tiny little girl crying on a bench. Perhaps she felt sad about the Kremlin as I do. I leaned down and patted her back.

Her green orbs skewered mine. "Touch me again. I dare you." Gee, this one looked as though she would bite.

Oh, she must be from Lichtenstein, I hear they get feisty now.

Wait, this girl was from Liechtenstein, it's that Vash guy's sister… Lilli or something.

"Lilli, right? I'm Ivan." I smiled a kind smile.

She frowned, but stood and took my hand. "It's cold. My brother is coming to pick me up, and knowing him, he'll have a rescue team." She checked her watch. "They should be here. Take me to the border of here and Latvia."

I was gleeful. Helping her is my duty. I brushed my hair from my face and straightened my scarf. "Will do."

I held her hand down the street.

Vash:

Lilli is probably worried sick!

Lilli:

This Ivan guy was being too cheerful. I here he's supposed to be creepy. Kind of like Nat. They are siblings.

I felt more in control of him than he was of me. I should be reunited with Vash soon.

We reached the top of the hill and I saw Gilbert's car.

Natalya:

I saw Big Brother and Lilli come from up the hill. I was ecstatic. Not all of the yaoi in the world could be better than this.

Big Brother was here.

I ran up to greet him, but he kind of just shoved Lilli at me and ran away.

Boo.

Vash:

Yeah… so… Lilli took me to get anxiety medications. I was… yeah.

-0- AUTHOR'S NOTE TIME! -0-

This chapter started out okay, then my brain was all, "Let's fuck shit up." Soooo, yup.

Sorry. I'm just… Switzy, gimme some pills.

No! Lilli gave them to me.

Okay, then… Yup. I'm gonna go die in a pit now. Oh! And I'm proud to announce there is a plot twist coming up. I don't know when, but it's coming. Kay, love ya, bye.

-Lobster

History:

Sometime in the future Poland paints the Kremlin. I'm tired. This is what you get.