"You're The Reason"

I don't want to make a scene

I don't want to let you down

Try to do my eating

And I'm starting to figure it out

That it's alright

To eat nonstop, wherever we go

And it's alright, oh well, whatever

Everybody needs to know

I might be crazy

Have I told you lately that I love food?

I'm the only reason that I'm 5 billion pounds

And it's crazy that someone could eat so much

Now no matter what it is I have to do, I'm not afraid to eat

And you need to know that I'm the reason why

I don't even care when they say

I'm a little pig

Look me in the eye, I say

I could never eat enough

'Cause it's alright

To eat nonstop, wherever we go

And it's alright, oh well, whatever

Everybody needs to know

If it was raining, I would eat in the rain

Pick up the crumbs when the eating is done

I say it's just another day at the table

But look at what a mess we made