Prologue:
"Long have I wondered whether I was in the right. I can say that after all this time that the answer is still: yes."
(Sartana Suarez is shown: a beautiful Latin American girl.)
"I once had it all: popularity, intelligence and a bright future. But then SHE came!"
(SheZow aka Aunt Agnes with Tara fighting bad guys.)
"There had always been rumors about this glamazon. But only now was there media attention surrounding her."
(Sartana shows indifference to news on the TV about SheZow.)
"Soon, people couldn't stop talking about the little puta. It was clear to me that she care nothing for the people she saved. She had become interested only in her own fame and glory!"
(Sartana watching SheZow taking in the praise of a crowd of recently saved civilians. Sartana lips are curled in a disapproving frown.)
"I did notice how Tara, SheZow's amiga, was being pushed aside in Shezow's climb towards fame. This gave me a brilliant idea."
(Sartana notices the depressed Tara. Sartana gives an evil little smile.)
"While listening to the little prima donna whine about her life, I learned a few things about SheZow that the general public did not know."
(Tara bawling at a table while Sartana gives fake reassurance.)
"The most important detail for me (other than her weaknesses and the various weapons SheZow used) was that her power came from her ring. Madre de Dios, do you realize what that means! It means that if I had the ring, I could be SheZow!"
(Sartana pictures herself as SheZow; beloved by all.)
"The problem, of course, would be getting SheZow to give up the ring. I spent years researching various methods of magic to aid me. Even if I did catch when she was weakest, I would need something to convince her."
(Sartana studying from books, with a strange staff with a Dia de Los Muertos skull on the top.)
"Finally, years later, I had my opportunity. It seems that a bus load of prisoners had crashed near the beach. The day was rainy and horrid! SheZow's appearance would be an absolute wreck by the time she confronted me. (By the way, I always found that to be an estupido weakness.)
(SheZow in front of the bus with the prisoners secure and herself a wreck. She looks over her shoulder.)
"And thus I revealed the face of her defeat…me as La Bruja! I had whipped together a costume to play the part of a villain. With my knowledge of the Dark Arts, I was sure that SheZow would be trembling in fear in her weakened position."
(Sartana as La Bruja: a dark funeral dress with a feather headdress, white face paint with dark highlights around the eyes and black lines resembling teeth at the lips, and the staff with a skull from earlier. In the lower right corner is SheZow looking with what seems like alarm.)
"SHE LAUGHED! That miserable little puta did not even see me as a threat and just waved me off to go home."
(SheZow hysterically laughing. La Bruja staring back, mouth agape in shock.)
"I couldn't believe it. All that time in preparation for this moment seem like it had been for nothing."
(La Bruja looking defeated, shoulder sunken, head lowered.)
"So I decide to show her how serious I really was!"
(La Bruja fires a lightning bolt, instantly setting the bus on fire. SheZow gapes in unabashed shock and horror.)
"That got her attention and so the real fight began!"
(SheZow and La Bruja charge towards each other for the fight. Scenes depicting different aspects of the fight; Bruja throws spells at SheZow, SheZow using what weapons she has on her to fight Bruja.)
"Eventually, I lost my staff and it looked SheZow would have the last laugh."
(La Bruja is on the ground, with a somewhat ragged SheZow standing over her with the Laser Lipstick pointed at Bruja.)
"But I always had a back weapon in my arsenal just in case."
(La Bruja throws a small ornate knife at SheZow's shoulder, SheZow stumbles back.)
"I quickly to advantage of the distraction and retrieved my staff. From there, it was a matter of picking the right spell."
(La Bruja fires another lightning bolt at SheZow, SheZow is electrocuted.)
"I had done! So many villains tried to kill that little puta and it was me: Sartana Suarez, La Bruja, who finally does it!"
(La Bruja laughs into the sky while SheZow's dead body is right next to her.)
"I look over at SheZow and I am somewhat shocked. It was Agnes Hamdon, the little nerd I used to pick on in school. Huh, small world."
(La Bruja see Agnes's real face as death brought an end to the power. Sartana reminisces about having jocks stuff Agnes into a locker, wistfully.)
"Anyway, it was time to claim what was rightfully mine!"
(La Bruja assumes a Gollumesque posture over Agnes's ring finger.)
"It couldn't be! I knew the ring was there not a second ago! Where could it have gone!"
(La Bruja have seen no ring on Agnes's hand starts frantically looking around the battleground, under every bush and rock, but finds nothing.)
"It was then that I realized that the ring had to have a safety feature in case the user died! Ai basura, that ring could have gone anywhere! I quickly left as the policíaarrived."
(First, a scene where La Bruja is pulling at her hair a look of frustration on her face. Then as police lights flash, La Bruja runs into the woods.)
"It was then that I regretted never asking Tara where the Shelair was. So I waited until the heat died down. I saw Agnes's obituary and found out where she lived. I decided to start my search there."
(Sartana looks at Agnes's obituary with a look of determination.)
"It seemed that I had decided to wait too long! Agnes's familia had moved into her house not more than a month after I had killed her. I decided to once again wait for a better opportunity."
(Sartana across the street from Agnes's house in a bush, watching as the Hamdon family unpacks. Kelly is in the driveway looking at her phone, while Guy and Maz are skateboarding on the ramp.)
"Not a day later and I see a younger looking SheZow on the news. And to truly annoy me, no one seems to notice the differences! Not even Tara! It is as if my victory meant nothing!"
(Sartana throwing a bowl of popcorn at the TV, the interview from Glamageddon playing on screen)
"Once I calmed down, however, I realized that I had an opportunity. While SheZow had returned, she was young and inexperienced. Better still, I knew where she lived! Right now I have the perfect leverage to get that ring and fulfill my destiny!"
(Sartana adopts a crazy grin and then proceed to give a truly evil laugh.)
"I will wait for the perfect moment and then I will give her an ultimatum. Either give me the ring or watch as her family suffers and dies! Watch out SheZow, death comes for you and her name is LA BRUJA!"
(La Bruja's eyes burn red as they stare at the screen as the title appears)
SheZow: She-son of the Witch